We think it’s fair to assume the caption to these pictures should be “Damn. That clown’s got a nice ass!”   Selena Gomez makes an appearance on ‘Good Morning America’ in New York City in Peter Pilotto ensemble paired with Rupert Sanderson heels. Peter...

We’re not gonna lie; there are certain celebrities that always induce sighs of relief in us when they have a new project out and have to go on a poledance tour. There are a handful of them (Blanchett, Hathaway, Swinton, et al) that a celebrity fashion blogger can always count on to...

How freaking cute is this?   Kerry Washington stops by ‘Good Morning America’ in New York City in an A.L.C skirt paired with a Wes Gordon knit top and Christian Louboutin brogues. So perfectly schoolgirl-edgy without tipping over into twee or sexytimes. Just right. Worship...

And now… a delicious man in a delicious suit… Gerard Butler makes an appearance on ‘Good Morning America’ in Calvin Klein. … that doesn’t quite fit him correctly. That jacket’s pulling all over and those pants are weirdly balloon-y in the hip and...

Oh, Dan. What a waste.   Dan Stevens makes an appearance on ‘Good Morning America’ to talk about his new Broadway play ‘The Heiress’. You’re in America now, son. And ’round these parts, we judge our celebrities for making public appearances looking...

Darlings, we started off your week by offering you two extremely unfortunate outfits and we feel kind of bad about that so let’s look at a pretty dress for a bit, mkay?   Jessica Biel makes an appearance on ‘Good Morning America’ in New York City in an Oscar de la Renta...

Miss Kristin either woke up and got herself a stylist or she woke up and got herself a clue. Because we’ve been saying for years that she needed to stop dressing like Charlotte York-Goldenblatt and update her style, and it looks to us like she did just that.   Kristin Davis makes...

This just kicks all kinds of ass. Every picture could be captioned using the phrase, “That’s right, bitches.” Salma Hayek makes an appearance on “Good Morning America” in NYC to promote her new movie “Savages.” “That’s right, bitches....

How freaking adorable is this look? Elizabeth Banks makes an appearance on “Good Morning America” in a House of Holland dress paired with Brian Atwood Pumps. House of Holland Fall 2012 Collection Brian Atwood ‘Hamper’ Pump Charlie Brown’s mom is a MILF, you guys....

Nicki says, “Good morning world! I’m ready to greet you and defeat you!” “Just get those fucking cameras out of my face until I get some coffee in me.” Understandable, Nicki. But can we say that we love your dress and that only you could get away with accessories...

We realize she’s only running 15 feet from her limo to a front door… Rachel McAdams makes an appearance on “Good Morning America” in NY in an Andrew Gn dress. But come on, honey. It’s New York in February. Global warming or not, that just strikes as tonally wrong...

Question: When did Rob Lowe turn into Michael Jackson? Is is too late to reverse it? Rob Lowe makes an appearance on “Good Morning America” in NYC. We’d talk about the clothes, but that chin is frightening us. We’re pretty sure it’s gaining sentience....