No awards ceremony that dubs Justin Bieber the Artist of the Year deserves a moment of consideration, but there are dresses to rip, so we feel compelled to offer bitchy, drive-by assessments, darlings. Hit it, chanteuses and contractually obligated ABC stars!   Brandy  Uh… no....

Darlings, it was the Do Something Awards! Don’t just sit there … JUDGE SOMEONE!   Alex Frnka in Contrarian  Geez, we’re gonna start off with a really mean one, but this looks like an old prom dress bought in a consignment shop.   Ashley Greene in Michael Kors...

The Grammys! Like the Oscars, with prostitutes!   Anne V and Adam Levine  He looks stunning. She looks ridiculously tacky. We’re embarrassed for her.   Alicia Arden Girl, that’s not your dress. We’re not even sure Elle Fanning is young enough for this dress.  ...

We’ve milked this particular RC pretty well, what with getting a “Pairs Division” post and a “Yea or Nay” post out of it, but you True Blood fans are greedy little buggers and wanted more, more, more. Since we never pass up an opportunity to express an opinion...