Because it’s not enough for the entertainment industry to hand out awards every 36 hours from Late December to early March, we also have the after-parties, where a star can relax after a long day of watching other stars get praised at a level that probably isn’t healthy for...

The boys are boring. There are only so many ways you can point out a mismatched tie or pants that need hemming. But for you darlings, we’ll do our best.   Bradley Cooper Cutest we’ve ever seen him look. Excellent hemming.   Channing Tatum Any guy who could easily get...

  Amy Poehler in Naeem Khan We’re not loving the color on her, but it’s such an improvement over her normal choices that we’ll shut up about it.   Connie Britton in Vintage [as in, Salvation Army  Vintage] Y’know, if you want to flout the conventions that...

Opening paragraph? Pfft. Who has the time when there are dresses to rip?   Amber Riley in Badgley Mischka Killin’ it.   Angelina Jolie in Atelier Versace Let’s face it; this was the look of the night – and with good reason. Personally, we’re not inclined to...

No time for niceties and foreplay, darlings! Let’s GET TO IT!   Amanda Peet in Marc Jacobs Enh. There’s such a thing as being too tiered. And the length is awkward.   Andie MacDowell in David Meister She’s had the same hairstyle for over 20 years, but we...

It seems the only time we ever pay attention to Julie Bowen is when she’s in a much bigger red carpet lineup, like an awards show. We don’t mean to spare her from our laser-precise bitchery; it’s just that you can always expect her to dress in either black, gold, or white,...

GIRL. SERIOUSLY.   Zoe Saldana at Audi Celebrates The 2012 Golden Globe Awards West Hollywood, California in Jason Wu. Jewelry by Martin Katz, Clutch by Kara Ross and shoes by Brian Atwood. Jason Wu Pre-Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Shanina Shaik You are WERQing that look like a glittered...

Ladies, we are here to pay tribute. To your clothes. Octavia Spencer and Viola Davis attends Audi Celebrates The 2012 Golden Globe Awards in West Hollywood, California. Viola Davis wears a Ports 1961 dress. Too often have we sadly shaken our heads when one or the other of you came out...

Darlings, here are the men. Unfortunately, that’s about all we have to say. No, really. We tried, but since 99.999% of them are in black tuxedoes, there’s just not a lot to talk about. Some fit well; some didn’t. Some wore a tie; some wore a bow tie. Shoutout to Harry Shum...

  Lea Michele in Oscar de la Renta We heard some criticisms of this dress, and while it’s a bit expected and there’s a bit too much skirt, we don’t think she looks bad at all. That’s a tough color, though. Amy Adams in Marchesa Again: not loving the train/puddle...

January Jones in Versace Spring 2011 We have a feeling we’re not going to get a lot of backup on this, but we love the way she looks. Yes, we advised her to stay away from edgier pieces, but she managed to pull it all together. The reason this works is because, for once, her hair and...

Anne Hathaway in Armani Privé Fall 2011 Spectacular, as she almost always is. Love the exaggerated shoulders. Elisabeth Moss in custom-made Donna Karan Lizzie wore a jewel tone, y’all! She LISTENED to us! Attagirl! The color suits. She sometimes makes the mistake of choosing dresses...

Let’s bring this one home, shall we? Anne Hathaway in Armani Privé Fall 2006 Couture We liked this one. Loved the color on it even if the silhouette is so very done on the red carpet. That bodice fits her a little funny though. And she’s too skinny. Amanda Seyfried wearing Stella...

We’ve got work to do, ladies, so roll up your sleeves and hoist up your tits and let’s get bitchy: January Jones in Versace Spring 2009   Kudos to her for finally bringing it because Miss Jones has made some very unfortunate red carpet decisions in the past. We suspect that...

Yes, that’s right: “Part 1.” So get your bitchpants on, ladies! Heidi Klum wearing a vintage James Galanos pouf dress from Decades Inc. with Christian Louboutin sandals. Feh. We don’t love. We get what she’s going for but the dress isn’t as interesting as...