Kelly Osbourne attends the 14th Annual Warner Bros. And InStyle Golden Globe Awards After Party in a Temperley London gown accessorized with a Judith Leiber clutch.     [Photo Credit: Jason Merritt/Getty...

Miss Freida, we’re quite tired after a long day of red carpet bitchery, so we’re going to keep this quite brief. We love your dress.   Freida Pinto attends the 14th Annual Warner Bros. And InStyle Golden Globe Awards After Party in an Antonio Berardi dress. Antonio Berardi...

We love a gal who loves to get her disco-fabulous on.   Vanessa Hudgens attends the 14th Annual Warner Bros. And InStyle Golden Globe Awards After Party in a Jenny Packham gown paired with a Daniel Swarovski clutch. Jenny Packham Fall 2012 Collection We also love a gal who knows what...

Nina Dobrev attends the 14th Annual Warner Bros. And InStyle Golden Globe Awards After Party in an Oscar de la Renta dress paired with Jimmy Choo sandals. Oscar de la Renta Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Nastya Kusakina   [Photo Credit: Getty,...

This dress makes us feel a little funny.   Kate Beckinsale attends the 14th Annual Warner Bros. And InStyle Golden Globe Awards After Party in a Gucci dress paired with a Neil Lane necklace and a Judith Leiber clutch. Gucci Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Bette Franke Not in some sort of...

Home stretch, bitches! Stay with us, now! You can do it!   Amanda Seyfried in Givenchy  A long-line bra in dress form. Easily one of our least favorite of the night.     Carey Lowell in Valentino Standard in a lot of ways, but since she looks pretty damn good, we’re going...

Connie Britton attends the 2013 Golden Globe Awards in Kaufmanfranco.     [Photo Credit: Getty, Andrew Evans/PR...

You heard us.   Taylor Swift attends the 2013 Golden Globe Awards in a plum taffeta Donna Karan Atelier gown. We’re all about the positive reinforcement here at T Lo Cares About Celebrity Feelings, Inc. Since we’ve long railed against her “little virgin” schtick...

Keep it moving, people.   Allison Williams in J. Mendel Oddly stiff and unflattering.     Ariel Winter in Valentino Adorable, but we could have done without the headband.     Debra Messing in Donna Karan Entirely unflattering. And the skirt looks like the inside of...

Claire wisely brought her own wind machine with her:   Claire Danes attends the 2013 Golden Globe Awards in an Atelier Versace gown. And wouldn’t you, if you had had her killer head of hair? We’re more than over the standard red gown, but we have to give the lady some props....

Anne Hathaway attends the 2013 Golden Globe Awards in Chanel Couture.     [Photo Credit: Getty, Andrew Evans/PR...

We’re cracking our knuckles and pushing up our sleeves, darlings, because we’ve got a metric shit-tonne of dresses to rip. Hit it, ladystars!   Adele in Burberry It’s pretty, but kind of a stereotypical “big girl” dress. We realize she just had a baby and we...

We have a new mission in life. It’s to get people to stop referring to curtains and couches every time a star wears a floral. It’s silly; as if florals can only be used for such things. And it’s so limiting, because that kind of criticism directly results in lady stars...

Attagirl.   Jodie Foster attends the 2013 Golden Globe Awards in Giorgio Armani. While the press and a whole bunch of other writers seem to be a bit confused as to what, exactly, happened, we think congratulations and back pats are in order. Yes, the whole world pretty much knew Jodie...

We love Morena, so it pains us deeply when she goes out looking like this:   Morena Baccarin attends The Hollywood Foreign Press Association and InStyle Miss Golden Globe 2013 Party in a Mireille Dagher cocktail dress paired with Amrapali diamond and lemon topaz earrings. Mireille Dagher...

We think it’s fair to say our asses, they are dragging this day. Chalk it up to a weekend so full of real-world activities and errand-running that it didn’t feel like weekend at all. Let’s all turn to Ashley for our perk-me-up needs. Ashley Madekwe attends The Hollywood...

Diane Kruger attends The Hollywood Foreign Press Association and InStyle Miss Golden Globe 2013 Party in Los Angeles in a Rochas top and skirt paired with Chanel booties. Rochas Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Julia Frauche (NATHALIE) Chanel Spring 2009 Collection     [Photo Credit:...

Lea Michele attends the Hollywood Foreign Press Association’s and InStyle’s celebration of the 2013 Golden Globe Awards Season in West Hollywood, California in a Valentino gown paired with a Fendi clutch. Valentino Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Suvi Koponen (NEXT)    ...

We’d heard Cam went platinum before we saw the pictures. Yes. We live in that world. Anyway, for whatever reasons, we were prepared to like the idea, assuming it would suit her looks. Well forget that. Cameron Diaz attends The Weinstein Company’s 2012 Golden Globe Awards After...

Here’s what we don’t get: If Linds has to backdoor her way into parties because she hasn’t been invited to them, how the hell is she scoring free Prada dresses?   Lindsay Lohan attends the 69th Annual Golden Globe Awards The Weinstein Company Afterparty in Prada paired...

Darlings, it was the 69th Annual Golden Globe Awards HBO Afterparty and everyone was forced to stand in front of an ugly laundry detergent logo and look sober! But let’s judge them anyway. Alexander Skarsgard Well done on the fit, but your tie’s askew and we can tell you’re...