What the hell. Instead of our go-to response, which is to trash her choices instantly, we’ll throw this one out to a vote. You bitches can be even more brutal than we are if you’re collectively having a bad day and that’s always fun to watch. Fergie celebrated her birthday...

Darlings, here’s your end-of-the-day shot of pretty. If you’re phobic about clowns, you might want to scroll quickly, however. But the clothes are gorgeous, we promise! Vogue Paris April 2012 – Haute Couture Model: Natasha Poly Photographer: Mario Sorrenti Stylist:...

So. We feel like this requires discussion. Givenchy Spring 2009 Couture Collection Sure, it’s weird and head-turning and eminently discussable and we would expect no less from the Audreybot at the Oscars. Two things, though. 1: The detail in the lower back looks like some sort of brace...

Hit it, Brits and the people who like to receive awards from them! Adele in Burberry Hey there, Georgy Girl. We feel like she’s entering Flo Welch territory. Not only has she locked herself into a look, but she settled on one that, like Flo’s, is a bit aging and grandiose....

Darlings, it was that BAFTAs! That wacky British awards ceremony where they all use the “loo” and spell “realize” with an s! Let’s rip their dresses anyway!   Alycia Lane  A pretty great dress poorly served by bland shoes and a necklace that doesn’t go...

MADONNA IS… SHE-RA, PRINCESS OF POWER! And we kind of love her for it – although we always had her pegged as more of a “Jem and the Holograms” sort of gal. What a spectacular set of stagewear this was. We always whine about her not really moving forward, but this is...

Some gal who bears a passing resemblance to Gwyneth Paltrow is on the cover of Harper’s.   Gwyneth Paltrow featured in the March 2012 issue of Harper’s Bazaar magazine photographed by Terry Richardson. Pretty girl. We wonder who she is. Must suck for her to look almost, but...

Oh, Jesus. This is NOT going to gain us one ounce of sympathy from any woman with a pulse, but man, those models are YOUNG, aren’t they? We’ll give you ladies a moment to wipe the tears of laughter away. We love this high-energy collection. It has a back-to-school theme, which...

Astonishing developments in the Audreybot world, darlings!   Rooney Mara (and Director David Fincher) attends the premiere of “The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo” in Japan in Givenchy.   It’s wearing white. Givenchy Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Daria Strokous (WOMEN)...

Don’t falter now, girls! We’re at the home stretch of bitchery! Amber Heard in Zac Posen Enh. More weird cutouts. Seems to have been a theme for the night.   Amber Riley in Badgley Mischka The shape is great on her, but no gal should ever wear a bow that big on her front....

No time for niceties and foreplay, darlings! Let’s GET TO IT!   Amanda Peet in Marc Jacobs Enh. There’s such a thing as being too tiered. And the length is awkward.   Andie MacDowell in David Meister She’s had the same hairstyle for over 20 years, but we...

The Audreybot has been unleashed on Spain! Run for your lives, Spaniards! MECHA-AUDREY IS HERE!! Rooney Mara attends “The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo” Photocall in Madrid in Givenchy. Givenchy Pre-Fall 2011 Collection/Model: Izabel Goulart As we said the other day, when she was...

These two look like a barrel of laughs, don’t they?   Rooney Mara and Daniel Craig attend the world premiere of “The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo” in London. Rooney Mara is wearing a Givenchy couture dress. Givenchy Fall 2011 Couture Collection SHE: Looks confused....

Darlings, to set you sailing straight into your weekend, here’s your pretty: a megashot of couture from Harper’s Bazaar Australia. Close your eyes and pretend you’re a slightly crazed woman with a huge mansion and a ton of couture, whose only purpose in life is to stand or...

Even though some of the facial expressions border on creepy, there’s something very pretty and iconic about these pictures; like they depict the essence of young sisterhood; trying on clothes and whispering secrets. We hate to sound like Oldie McOlderson (and in our defense, we’re...

Darlings, let’s talk clutches. Specifically, let’s talk spring 2012 clutches. Like any good and stylish gay, we swoon over a killer clutch, so it would be impossible for us to pick our favorites here. You are encouraged to do so. You are also encouraged to play along with our...

Chloe Moretz for Interview magazine Photographed by Mikael Jansson Styled by Karl Temper Hair: Anthony Turner Using Tigi/Art Partner Makeup: Mark Carrasquillo Model: Curtis Johnson Oh, gross. Bad enough they have to tart up a girl who reached puberty only a year or so ago so that she looks a...

Hey, you guys! Let’s get in on a little of that Twilight action. We hear it’s all the rage with the teens.   Ashley Green and Robert Pattinson attend “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2″ Premiere in Paris. Ashley Greene wears dress and necklace by...

Oooh, this is kind of fun. Sure, restaging iconic scenes from movies is kind of overdone in the world of fashion editorials, but this just hits all our buttons. Harper’s Bazaar collaborated with Martin Scorsese and recast some of his most famous films using today’s stars wearing...

You heard us. We said “WERQ” and Rachel Zoe in the same sentence. Rachel Zoe attends the Christian Dior Spring 2012 show during Paris Fashion Week. Belt and dress by Rachel Zoe. Bag by Givenchy. She makes it so easy to rag on her and we mostly hate the way she dresses for public...

When we came across this editorial, we were all “Amber Valetta by Steven Klein for the September issue of W magazine? There’s your ‘Here’s your pretty for the day’ post locked up!” Ten seconds later… “Dear GOD. I’m going to have...