We’re bored. It’s Monday. Let’s eat carbs and talk boots.   Givenchy Fall 2013 Collection Y’know, we wanted to play Pretend Stylist, where we urge everyone to shout out the name of the first celebrity they think of when they look at each boot, but let’s face...

All right. Enough sloppy celebs on the street. Let’s get back to the reason God put us on the earth: celebrity red carpet bitchery.   Anne Hathaway attends the Tate Americas Foundation Artists Dinner in New York City in Givenchy. Givenchy Spring 2013 Collection We applauded her...

Hit it, people who failed to inspire us to write individual posts about them!   Amanda Seyfried in Givenchy Couture It’s gorgeous and dramatic. We can’t help thinking of it as the cauliflower dress.   Blake Lively in Gucci Première Enh. S’alright.    ...

We can’t actually say we like this all that much, but it works as an over-the-top costume or bit of stagewear.   Florence Welch attends the 2013 Met Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City in Givenchy couture. Givenchy Fall 2012 Couture Collection/Model: Maria...

Is it us, or does this look like some kind of fancy undergarment with delusions of grandeur?   Rooney Mara attends the 2013 Met Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City in a Givenchy by Riccardo Tisci couture gown accessorized with Jennifer Meyer and Carrie Hoffman...

Fine. We do our best not to shine the spotlight on her unless it warrants it, but let’s just get it over with.   Kim Kardashian attends the 2013 Met Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City in custom Givenchy by Riccardo Tisci accessorized with Lorraine Schwartz...

We give her all the credit in the world for bringing the drama in a way so few can, but we can’t sign off on this one, Bey.   Beyonce attends the 2013 Met Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City in a Givenchy by Riccardo Tisci gown and shoes accessorized with...

Darlings, it was the Met Gala last night! Fashion’s Prom Night! And the prom committee president (i.e., Anna Wintour) decided that the theme was “Punk,” which disappoints us, because we were kind of hoping for “Enchantment Under the Sea.” At any rate, you are all...

We probably shouldn’t have told you who was in the picture and asked you to guess, because Miss Amanda doesn’t quite look herself here:   Amanda Seyfried named new face of Givenchy appears in her first  ’Very Irresistible’ fragrance ad campaign photographed by...

Oh thank God. She’s been dressing so well lately that we feared an era had ended and we’d only ever be able to praise her from here on out.   Katy Perry leaves her hotel in NYC in a Givenchy t-shirt dress paired with Jimmy Choo boots. Givenchy Printed T-Shirt Dress Jimmy Choo...

WERQ it, Uhura! Getting-a-lock-on-a-signal snaps, gurl! We’re adjusting our earpieces and rolling our necks in RESPECT.   Zoe Saldana covers the June 2013 issue of InStyle UK magazine photographed by Damon Heath in a Christian Dior dress. Best picture of her we’ve seen in a...

Way to pick three things that absolutely don’t go together, Ri.   Rihanna heading to dinner in New York City in a Mary Katrantzou butterfly print top paired with a Givenchy pouch and Tom Ford sandal boots. Mary Katrantzou Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Charon Cooijmans Givenchy...

We’ll give her all the credit in the world for coming as close as humanly possible to making this work but … no, honey. Just no.   Zoe Saldana attends the 2013 MTV Movie Awards in a Givenchy dress paired with Jimmy Choo shoes, a Nancy Gonzalez clutch, and Emily Faith and...

Olivia Wilde covers the April 2013 issue of Marie Claire magazine photographed by Tesh. Saint Laurent Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Anmari Botha (IMG) Saint Laurent Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Georgia Hilmer (NEXT) Givenchy Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Maria Borges (WOMEN)    ...

Miss Amanda saw herself an opening in the “fashion girl” category of celebrity (now that Miss Anne has settled on the fashion equivalent of  sackloth and ashes post-Oscar poledance and accompanying backlash) and decided to get out in front of that whole “saints, popes, and...

Amanda Seyfried attends the Givenchy Fall 2013 show during Paris Fashion Week. Givenchy Pre-Fall 2013 Collection/Model: Tilda Lindstam     [Photo Credit: Getty,...

Miss Jessica looks relaxed and relieved to have all that awards season poledancing far behind her.   Jessica Chastain attends the Givenchy Fall 2013 show during Paris Fashion Week. Givenchy Pre-Fall 2013 Collection/Model: Ashleigh Good And while we think her sassypants are fabulous...

We’re winding down our 2013 Oscars coverage darlings. What do you say we all go out with a bang of judgmentalism?   Allison Williams in Valentino  Pretty. It’s maybe a little too plain for an Oscar party, but she works these sorts of stark, socialite looks well. It’s...

We’re going to have to correct an earlier point. Apparently, not all the ladies brought their A game to the after-parties. Case in point:   Amanda Seyfried attends the 2013 Vanity Fair Oscar Party in a Givenchy red dress. This is just … no. In fact, this is so very… no,...

January’s come into her own as a red carpet presence, but we think we’ll always love her most for perfecting a look that suits her like no other:   ‘Mad Men’ star January Jones leaving a nail salon in Los Angeles. Givenchy ‘Lucrezia’ Bag Bratty Chic....

Kate Mara attends the premiere of ‘Side Effects’ in New York City in a Givenchy dress paired with Nicholas Kirkwood shoes and a Judith Leiber clutch. Givenchy Ruffle Hem Mini Dress Nicholas Kirkwood Swirl Suede Pump     [Photo Credit: Getty, PacificCoastNews.com,...