Okay, precious unborn fawns, we are officially tapped out after a long day of ripping reality show whores and self-involved celebrities. We don’t know about y’all, but we’re feeling the need for some hardcore PRETTY right now. If a picture’s worth a thousand words,...

Okay, we’ve all had our fun at Ke$ha’s expense; now the real work starts. As dedicated minions may know, Empress Cate of Ferocity has let us all down in recent days; opting to forego her normal fierce and fabulous looks in order to show up on red carpets looking like a dowdy real...

Leave it to those colorful Flying Grimaldis to give the world a royal wedding with enough delicious rumors to fill an entire season of Dynasty. From illegitimate children to confiscated passports, this endeavor could have used a couple fights in a fountain and more shoulderpads, but all in...

Chris Evans, a nation of nerds turns its lonely eyes to you because Captain America is coming out and Ryan Reynolds ruined our childhoods with that Green Lantern crapfest. You better get this one right, or we can’t predict what will happen in nerdvana if you disappoint them. We showed...

Joe Manganiello is featured in the July Issue of GQ Magazine, in a racy spread photographed by Carter Smith.  We are filing this post under “Fashion” but that’s only because when we discussed the design of the new site, we decided “MAN MEAT” as a blog category...

Precious Unborn Fawns! As if it wasn’t bad enough that we had to criticize Iman’s outfit last week, we are now forced to point out the deficiencies in the latest outfit of CATE, GODDESS OF RED CARPETS AND ATTITUDE. What is GOING ON in the world of red carpets, kittens? Is it the...

Darlings, let’s check out the new ad campaign featuring Megan Fox and Chris Folz for the Armani Code fragrance. We really like that bob she’s sporting and the dress loo– Oh, to hell with it. Naked boy giving good face. Enjoy. [iframe:...

He may be DA MAN (or at least, on the cover of it), but we think Ryan can do with a little coaching and we’re just the opinionated bitches to do it. We’re going to let Ryan and the pictures have the floor first to make their case and then get the final word in ourselves....

Julia looks great on the cover, but Tom Hanks should sue because that’s quite possibly the least flattering picture of him ever taken. On Roberts: Dolce & Gabbana’s silk dress. Burberry belt. On Hanks: Tom Ford’s silk suit; Dolce & Gabbana’s cotton shirt. W Magazine June 2011...

Armani Coat. Michael Kors Hoodie. Interview Magazine May 2011 Issue By William Van Meter Photographer: Robbie Fimmano Grooming: Jamie Taylor/The Wall Group On watching yourself onscreen: “I just recently saw a close-to-finished version of Thor. I was impressed. It is often difficult to...

  Giorgio Armani’s woven leather jacket and plissé knit gown. W Magazine May 2011 Issue “The Devil in Miss Jones” Photographed by Craig McDean Styled by Lori Goldstein Hair by Oribe Salon Miami Beach Makeup by Jeanine Lobell for Chanel Do you like Betty? She’s superficial,...

GQ Style Russia Spring/Summer 2011 Editorial: “Жизнь в неоновом цвете” ["Life in Neon Colors"] Photographed by Arnaldo Anaya-Lucca Styled by Igor Garanin Models: River Viiperi and Sebastian Sauvé Well kittens, blogging will have to be suspended for at least a couple of hours...

  Annette Bening in Naeem Khan Fall 2011  We’re suckers for little sleeves on a gown and right now we’re loving all the pewter metallics out there, so this dress played right to our particular tastes. We think she looks amazing. Jennifer Lawrence in Calvin Klein...

Aleesia On any other night, at any other event, we’d call this a little slutty, but considering how insanely some of the other red carpet denizens dressed last night, she’s Dame Judi Dench in comparison. Alicia Arden See what we mean? Bonnie Mckee They’re very nice legs, but...

Darlings, here are the men. Unfortunately, that’s about all we have to say. No, really. We tried, but since 99.999% of them are in black tuxedoes, there’s just not a lot to talk about. Some fit well; some didn’t. Some wore a tie; some wore a bow tie. Shoutout to Harry Shum...

Shelley O’s one-shoulder inaugural gown may not have set us on fire, but we can’t deny the First Lady’s right on trend. As with any trend, it works only depending on how it’s utilized. Let’s go to the tape, shall we? Alberta Ferretti, Bottega Veneta, Calvin...

Say what you will about Posh, she’s got an amazing talent for making money off a manufactured persona and in ways that always get people talking: “Mrs Beckham is promoting lingerie from the spring/summer collection for the Italian label which has already seen her husband David...

The Met had their annual Costume Institute Gala and this year, because of the current Met exhibit, the theme was superheroes. “Fashion not only shares the superhero’s metaphoric malleability, but actually embraces and responds to the particular metaphors that the superhero represents,...