Darlings, it was, of course, the Grammys red carpet, where purple tuxedo jackets and popes are de rigeur. In other words, a veritable freak show. Hit it, streetwalkers!   Adele in Giorgio Armani She looked gorgeous.   Alicia Keys in Alexandre Vauthier and Swizz Beatz in Tom Ford Her...

Susan Sarandon and her slightly cloned daughter Eva Amurri Martino play dressup. And since it’s  for Neiman Marcus, it’s very pretty, very pricey dressup. Susan Sarandon and her daughter Eva Amurri Martino star in Neiman Marcus’ The Art of Fashion print campaign for Spring 2012....

It’s Vanity Fair’s Hollywood issue, darlings! THE media event of the year! This week! And everyone is thin, conventionally pretty, and SATINY! There’s more satin on this cover than in Kmart’s bedding section.  Vanity Fair Hollywood 2012 issue photographed by Mario...

Don’t falter now, girls! We’re at the home stretch of bitchery! Amber Heard in Zac Posen Enh. More weird cutouts. Seems to have been a theme for the night.   Amber Riley in Badgley Mischka The shape is great on her, but no gal should ever wear a bow that big on her front....

Who’s up for some meaty French thighs right now? Show of hands. Well, you’re in luck.  Best Actor Nominee (and current Man of the Moment) Jean Dujardin got his brooding on for GQ magazine in an array of plaid suits, which makes Lorenzo very happy. When filling out forms that ask...

We love this editorial. W did the same thing last year; took all of the most-talked about performances of the year, dressed the actors up in new and sometimes unexpected ways, and shot some gorgeous pictures. The men are all a little standard and disappointing, but the actresses managed some...

  Amy Poehler in Naeem Khan We’re not loving the color on her, but it’s such an improvement over her normal choices that we’ll shut up about it.   Connie Britton in Vintage [as in, Salvation Army  Vintage] Y’know, if you want to flout the conventions that...

Opening paragraph? Pfft. Who has the time when there are dresses to rip?   Amber Riley in Badgley Mischka Killin’ it.   Angelina Jolie in Atelier Versace Let’s face it; this was the look of the night – and with good reason. Personally, we’re not inclined to...

No time for niceties and foreplay, darlings! Let’s GET TO IT!   Amanda Peet in Marc Jacobs Enh. There’s such a thing as being too tiered. And the length is awkward.   Andie MacDowell in David Meister She’s had the same hairstyle for over 20 years, but we...

Don’t you just love awards season, darlings? So many bad choices, so little time to point them out. Ahna O’Reilly  We’re almost sorry we used this joke yesterday, because it applies equally as well here: she looks like she’s wearing the lining to a much prettier dress....

LIZZIE! You put some effort in! Oh, don’t pout, Lizzie. We know you’ve put the effort in before, but the results have almost always been underwhelming, to say the least; a succession of skin-colored gowns and hairstyles that didn’t flatter you. But look at you now, with your...

Oh, we just love this. ELLE magazine has an editorial titled “Pulp Fiction” starring all the ladies from Ryan Murphy’s popular shows (Glee and American Horror Story): Lea Michele, Dianna Agron, Kate Mara, Naya Rivera, Jayma Mays, Taissa Farmiga, Connie Britton, Heather...

Really, is there anything else to be said after that title? “Michael Fassbender in Giorgio Armani.” That about covers it, wouldn’t you say? You know what you’re going to get with a title like that. Michael Fassbender attends the premiere of “A Dangerous...

Harry Shum is a blogger’s best friend. Because he’s such a little crowd pleaser that all we have to do is put up these shots from GQ, where he’s been photographed by Mei Tao wearing some really adorably chic little fall getups and mugging for the camera in that Harry Shum...

Florence Welch covers the October 2011 issue of Interview magazine photographed by Craig McDean and styled by Karl Templer. “I was always that girl growing up who you could find dancing down the supermarket aisle.”   We feature a TON of celebrity fashion editorials here, but...

Oooh, this is kind of fun. Sure, restaging iconic scenes from movies is kind of overdone in the world of fashion editorials, but this just hits all our buttons. Harper’s Bazaar collaborated with Martin Scorsese and recast some of his most famous films using today’s stars wearing...

Oh Miss Emma. You’re going to make us wag our fingers at you again. And we just gave you a WERQ! shoutout the other day. Tsk. Emma Stone attends the Giorgio Armani/Vanity Fair private dinner in Los Angeles, California in a Giorgio Armani dress. Giorgio Armani Spring 2012...

GQ tells us, in its typically breathless prose: “The turtleneck went through some dark years there, back when its patron saint was Joey from Friends. But as DJ god Diplo shows, the turtleneck—trimmed down and ultraluxe—has its mojo back.” We remain unconvinced. Turtleneck, $495 by...

Taylor Lautner got himself all greased up to be photographed by Steven Klein and styled by Nicola Formichetti. for VMAN magazine.   We’re not sure if it’s lighting, makeup, photoshop or a combination of all three, but this only barely looks like him to us. On who he really...

It’s time for our end-of-the-day pretty, darlings. Like a soothing cup of chamomile to calm your nerves and enrich your soul. Or maybe just pictures of a fierce bitch WERQing her shit. Sasha Pivovarova samples the fall Armani collection in front of the lens of Mert Alas and Marcus...

It’s an unexpectedly pissy day here as we look out at the grounds of T Lo Estates. Unexpected, because we weren’t paying attention to the forecast, and pissy because it’s been dark and humid and rainy all day, which is in turn making us both dark and moody. We might have...