We don’t know how we’re going to fit it into our already heavy TV-viewing schedule, but we are SO PUMPED for the premiere of American Horror Story this week. Hit it, bitches!   Andrew Rannells  Kudos to him for putting in the effort, but we’re thinking this is not the...

Darlings, we’ve been remiss in bringing you a Pretty of the Day in order to get you all centered and serene and shit. Allow us to rectify. With Vogue China, a buttload of couture, and a title like “Simply Elegant,” there’s not much left for us to say, is there? Enjoy,...

Y’know, we were never really on the Brad Pitt Love Train. Sure, he’s a very good-looking man, but he never really did it for us, in terms of pants-moving. Still, even we were appalled at how bad he looks here.   Brad Pitt is featured in the October/November 2012 issue of...

Kittens, the boys are boring. You know it’s true. We appreciate that they all mostly put the effort in, but there’s so little variation in male red carpet dressing that there’s almost nothing to talk about here. There are only so many ways to say “Hem your...

Darlings, it was the Do Something Awards! Don’t just sit there … JUDGE SOMEONE!   Alex Frnka in Contrarian  Geez, we’re gonna start off with a really mean one, but this looks like an old prom dress bought in a consignment shop.   Ashley Greene in Michael Kors...

More boys, girls!   Taylor Kitsch, Idris Elba, Garrett Hedlund, Aaron Paul, Aaron Johnson, and Armie Hammer cover the September 2012 issue of Esquire magazine photographed by Yu Tsai. We always cringe just a little when Vanity Fair or some other magazine does a “NEXT GENERATION OF...

The Magic Mike poledance continues, rolling its way into Europe and crushing any and all opposition to oiled-up naked movie stars. One does not fight the Magic Mike juggernaut. One succumbs to it. Now, let’s get all judgey and shit.   Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan-Tatum attend the...

Now, we’ll grant you that the idea of watching Lea Michele and Bethenny Frankel have a conversation sounds like torture, but that’s the beauty of pictures. They don’t talk.   Lea Michele makes an appearance on Bethenny Frankel’s new daytime talk TV show...

Here’s your prettyboy for the day. And while Andrew Garfield has a face made to be photographed, he suffers from that malady all boystars do when forced to wear expensive clothes and stare into a lens: The Amazing Spider-Man star Andrew Garfield is featured in the Summer 2012 issue of...

Matchy-match couples! We thought everyone understood that this is a bad idea, but then again, we never realized properly hemmed pants or finding a pair of shoes that fit were difficult things to accomplish, until we became red carpet commenters. Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith attend the...

Darlings, who doesn’t love a good hat? Well, people with big heads, we suppose. Marc Jacobs Granted, it seems like a bunch of designers went full-bore crazy when it comes to the hat designs for this season. Anna Sui, Burberry Prorsum, Christian Dior Donna Karan, Emilio Pucci, Giorgio...

Sexy, good-looking celebrities get a fashion editorial and magazine cover. Stop the presses. W Magazine May 2012 Editorial: “An Affair to Remember” Photographer: Emma Summerton Stylist: Arianne Phillips Hair: Jimmy Paul Makeup: Jeanine Lobell He looks good, but then again,...

Darlings, here’s your pretty for the day. And by “pretty,” we mean, “pretty damn crazy.”  ”Salad Days” photographed by Richard Burbridge and styled by Robbie Spencer for New York Times Style Magazine. Dolce&Gabbana Spring 2012 Collection Sure, we...

Darlings, here’s your end-of-the-day shot of pretty. If you’re phobic about clowns, you might want to scroll quickly, however. But the clothes are gorgeous, we promise! Vogue Paris April 2012 – Haute Couture Model: Natasha Poly Photographer: Mario Sorrenti Stylist:...

This isn’t even a tough one, but there’s a reason we’re throwing it out to y’all.   Lana Del Rey attends Echo Awards 2012 in Berlin in a Giorgio Armani gown paired with a Versace necklace. Giorgio Armani Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Emily Senko It’s very...

Around these parts, winter forgot to arrive and we seem to be heading straight into summer, but what the hell. Let’s pretend it’s chilly out and talk velvet.   Gucci We’re the kind of queens who love a well-deployed velvet; it’s time we admitted that. We mentioned...

Okay, we fully admit that we’re not the people best qualified to answer this (which is why we’re asking it), but…  Jennifer Lopez for the Spring 2012 issue of V magazine photographed by Mario Testino and styled by Carine Roitfeld.   Bodysuit by Dolce & Gabbana. Robe...

Darlings, it was the 2012 Film Independent Spirit Awards. Sort of an Oscars pre-party where everyone dresses shitty because they know they can.   Adepero Oduye Honey, no. We’re sorry, but no. Back in the limo you have to go. Those sound like the opening lines of a Dr. Seuss book...

Kittens, it was the 14th Annual Costume Designers Guild Awards! And people showed up!   Amber Valetta in Roland Mouret A fabulous dress on her in a color fabulously suited to her … and it’s all shot to hell with a no-effort hairstyle, bad lip color, and Payless shoes.  ...

More of those wacky Brits and the award-hungry Americans who keep annoying them! Bonnie Wright Credit where it’s due: this is a pretty fashion-y look for the red carpet. We salute her daring. We’re not entirely sold on it, however. Expecially the dark tights.   Cuba Gooding...

Darlings, it was that BAFTAs! That wacky British awards ceremony where they all use the “loo” and spell “realize” with an s! Let’s rip their dresses anyway!   Alycia Lane  A pretty great dress poorly served by bland shoes and a necklace that doesn’t go...