We’ve come to the conclusion that, much like the Sevigny and her ongoing performance art piece, these two have to be trolling the red carpet, right?   Ginnifer Goodwin and Josh Dallas attend the Disney Media Networks International Upfronts in Burbank, California. Ginnifer is...

We don’t want to criticize someone who put the effort in, but this look confuses us.   ‘Once Upon A Time’ star Ginnifer Goodwin attends the 2013 Met Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City in Tory Burch. The dress is fairly traditional and even...

We’re winding down our 2013 Oscars coverage darlings. What do you say we all go out with a bang of judgmentalism?   Allison Williams in Valentino  Pretty. It’s maybe a little too plain for an Oscar party, but she works these sorts of stark, socialite looks well. It’s...

Let’s skip the scoring just this once and salute these two for one thing:   Ginnifer Goodwin and Josh Dallas attend the 2013 Costume Designers Guild Awards. Ginnifer Goodwin wears a Misha Nonoo dress paired with a Roger Vivier clutch. Josh Dallas wears a Z Zegna suit. Misha Nonoo...

It’s a strange life, that of the celebrity. You never know when you’re going to be asked to dress like a Disney Cruise staffer and stand in front of a mouthwash logo for the sake of your career, but you do it when you’re asked, dammit. You do it when you’re asked....

No awards ceremony that dubs Justin Bieber the Artist of the Year deserves a moment of consideration, but there are dresses to rip, so we feel compelled to offer bitchy, drive-by assessments, darlings. Hit it, chanteuses and contractually obligated ABC stars!   Brandy  Uh… no....

Darlings, Gucci sponsored the 2012 LACMA Art + Film Gala in Los Angeles, so pretty much everybody wore Prada! Okay, no. Almost everyone wore Gucci. Let’s do a Quick n’ Bitchy rundown. As a reminder, “Quick n’ Bitchy” will be the name of our pancake mix brand,...

One Upon a Time‘s Ginnifer Goodwin, Josh Dallas, Jennifer Morrison, Meghan Ory, Lee Arenberg and Jared Gilmore take some very staged-looking “candid” shots on set.   The cast of ‘Once Upon A Time’ filming scenes for the second season of in Richmond, Canada....

Moving right along…   Allison Williams in Oscar de la Renta Spring 2013 We said the other day that she tends to dress a little old for her age, but this brilliant green really pops and she looks amazing. Jewelry’s a little half-assed, though.   Anna Chlumsky in custom...

Darlings, it was the Critics’ Choice Television Awards, where the stars come out on their best behavior because if there’s one thing a star cannot abide, it’s criticism. So let’s get to criticizing, bitches!   Aisha Tyler  It looks like a decent enough dress on...

Darlings, it was the 14th Annual Young Hollywood Awards, where there is no red carpet; merely a photo booth into which the stars are shoved for extremely tense-looking pictures taken from incredibly unflattering angles! It is so ON! Alex Pettyfer We feel that we cannot properly judge the...

Ginnifer, sweetie. You and we have had quite the contentious pretend-relationship over the years. The roots of our conflict are easy to articulate. We value style in those whose livelihoods so depend on their image and who are known to receive hundreds of thousands of dollars’ worth of...

Darlings, we’ll be honest. We’re just slapping these pictures up to give all the kittens a space to chat about last night’s Once Upon a Time finale and to make fun of Snow White’s and Prince Charming’s street attire, of course. Ginnifer Goodwin seen strolling...

Come on, you fame addicts! COME AT US! Amber Heard in Zac Posen It’s a standard dress and it’s also kind of a standard Amber Heard/Zac Posen dress. She doesn’t look bad, but it’s all very expected. And we don’t love the color.   Amy Poehler in Fotini Oh, the...

Despite its long history and reputation for sartorial splendor, there’s a problem facing ladystars who attempt to make a day of it at the Kentucky Derby. You can dress in derby-appropriate attire, or you can have your picture taken on the red carpet. You can’t really do both...

Man, we don’t know. Check it:   Ginnifer Goodwin attends the White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner in Washington in an H&M Exclusive Glamour Collection gown. H&M Exclusive Glamour Conscious Collection Our thoughts, they are wild and untrammeled. On the one...

Darlings, it was the ”My Valentine” Video Premiere hosted by Paul McCartney and Stella McCartney at her store in Los Angeles and all the stars   came out to shine against the shittiest step-and-repeat backdrop we’ve seen in years! Wait. What?   Ginnifer Goodwin This...

In fashion, as in life, it’s often best if one knows one’s limitations and strives to work within the boundaries of them. This has always been our issue with Ginnifer. Well… that, and the fact that it always takes two tries to type her name correctly. Did we ever tell you...

Precious Unborn Fawns, you didn’t think we were done with our Oscars coverage, did you? Silly PUFs. The bitchery doesn’t stop until T & Lo drop, you should know that!   Adepero Oduye Cute. We feel like the proportions on the skirt are a little off; like maybe it should...

Can’t slow down now! This Bitchtrain is ROLLING. Hop on! Ana Gasteyer  We will be kind, say, “That’s not your dress,” and leave it at that, Ana.   Ashley Benson in Alice + Olivia Cute. Precious bordering on twee, but she’s young and it suits her.   Busy...

That’s right, bitches. Part ONE. There were too many cowboys and cowgirls to fit into just one post. So let’s get our yeehaw on and start judging!   Carrie Underwood in Reem Acra Very pretty and polished, but we have a complaint, of course. Bad enough she picked a dress that...