It is with great sadness that we have to report that Katy Perry has no gays. Hard to believe, but we can come to no other conclusion after viewing these pictures. Katy Perry at the Piccadilly Theatre in London in a Giambattista Valli two-tone crepe cape dress. Giambattista Valli Fall 2011...

Congratulations, Kirsten Dunst! Forget being an A-Lister; you’re an A-head now! Kirsten Dunst on the cover of the November issue of FLARE magazine But if we saw this on a rack and weren’t familiar with the magazine, we’d think “FLORE? What does THAT mean?”...

When we’re looking through the various red carpet pics of the day to decide which ones are worth posting about, there’s really only one criterion: Do we have anything to say about this? “Cute/Shitty dress, but I don’t know what else to say about it.” “Me...

Oh, Sweetie. We’re so happy for you! Jennifer Hudson attends Self Magazine’s 2011 “Women Doing Good Awards” in New York City in a Giambattista Valli dress. We’re not happy because you won a “Women Doing Good” award or because you lost weight –...

Sarah Jessica, we’re gonna do you a solid and explain to you why the public sometimes gets vicious with you. Your latest red carpet getup has helpfully provided us with visual aids. Sarah Jessica Parker at a presentation of her new movie “I Don’t Know How She Does It”...

One thing that pleases us immensely about this season of Project Runway is that the LadyJudges are bringin’ it to the judging panel. That’s as it should be, don’t you think? Let’s score them like it’s a competition. Why? We’re bitches. T by Alexander Wang...

My goodness, kittens. We need a break from the red carpets and the runways and the reality TV for a moment. It’s all so frantic and attention-seeking and we are delicate little Hummel figurines in the face of such an onslaught. We need to center ourselves and find our inner calm blue...

Soon to be unemployed (maybe) Glee cast member and not-upcoming Funny Girl cast member Lea Michele casts about for a backup career by doing catalogue work. Oh, we’re just teasing, she’s in a quite nice editorial for Harper’s. Lea Michele featured in the September issue of...

It’s times like these when we really feel like we’re doing God’s work here by bitching at unseen stylists for falling down on the job. Because when a girl as pretty as Emma Stone goes out in public in a multi-thousand dollar borrowed outfit chosen for her by a...

Let’s get cracking, kittens! There’s a boatload of bad dresses to discuss and we’re just the bitches to do the discussing! Hit it, ladies, we never heard of! Aimee Teegarden in Alice + Olivia It’s pretty. We love the colors and it fits her well. Amanda Bynes in Hervé...

Reese Witherspoon attends the “Water For Elephants” Paris Premiere in a Giambattista Valli dress. Giambattista Valli Pre-Fall 2011 Collection [Modified] Model: Stella Maxwell Wow. Talk about going off in two different directions. You need to coordinate your gays, honey. Because...

  Vanessa Hudgens in Jenny Packham Spring 2011 Too old for her; too big for her. If you can’t have the dress hemmed and you’re trailing a foot of fabric because you’re not model-tall, don’t wear the dress. And when we say “too old” for her, we...

The inspiration for this collection was a contemporary take on Vermeer’s famous “Girl with a Pearl Earring,” and Flemish still life paintings. It took a bit of squinting but we finally got the connection with the strong lines and the play of light and dark occasionally...

Anne Heche   We can’t tell if this is a dress or a jumpsuit. Either way, it gets a thumbs up just because this is the cleanest and most polished we’ve seen her look in a long time. She usually looks like she’s been up for 72 hours in the same dress. However, if this IS...

Kittens, let’s talk Debbie. But before we do, we’re going to take a sip of our coffee and reflect. The reason fashion bitches like us always have something to say about Debbie, it’s because she, like our other favorite topic, Sarah Jessica, always tries her damnedest to put...

Well, Korto and Malan (which sounds like a detective agency), got it right for their Spring ‘o9 shows. We love both of these big clunky necklaces. Certainly, La Nina has a history of wearing them well. We’re all for this trend, in theory. Unfortunately, we’re in sharp...

Angelina Jolie in Max Azria Spring 2009 Honey, you can flip it around and wear it backwards if you want. It’s still a shapeless mess. What’s up her ass lately? Is this like a “serious actress” kind of thing? Or is it a “I’m a humanitarian, so I can’t...

Well, you bitches wanted more, so let’s get to it. Jill Biden in Reem Acra. It’s a tiny bit showy for her age and her station, but we can’t deny that she looks fantastic in it. Not many 57-year-olds can rock a whore-red strapless number. Alicia Keys performs during the...

…in Michael Kors Fall 2008. Cynthia Nixon in MK Fall 2008 Kristin Davis in MK Fall 2008 Just in case you’re wondering… Sarah Jessica Parker in Giambattista Valli Fall 2008 Kim Cattrall in Christian Dior Fall 2008 You can read bits of their interviews/article here. And...