Carrie Underwood tries her best for Marie Claire.   Carrie Underwood covers the June 2013 issue of Marie Claire magazine in a Michael Kors dress photographed by Regan Cameron.   Lengths she’ll go to for good TV: “We have The Walking Dead nights on the tour bus. At one...

We’ve always been big fans of the Audreybot, but there comes a point where you can predict what you’re going to see before you see it. It’s almost always a black, white or black-and-white outfit, accompanied by a vacant, wide-eyed stare, finished off with a wide-legged...

Darlings, if we never see a gown again after this … well, we’d kinda be out of a job, but still. Suffice it to say, we’re OVER IT. But we’ll see it through, to the bitter end.   Ashley Olsen in Vintage Christian Dior She’s an Olsen twin, which means the...

Miss Scarlett does a little springtime pretty on the cover of Marie Claire. She also does a little springtime pouting and springtime photoshopping.   Scarlett Johansson covers the May 2013 issue of Marie Claire magazine in a Dolce&Gabbana dress photographed by Txema Yeste. On how she...

Ah, the post-Oscars letdown; that brief period where the stars all scuttle back to their hidey-holes to take off their tight clothes and uncomfortable shoes so they can eat carbs for the first time in weeks. It’s also, not coincidentally, that period when bitchy celebrity fashion...

We’re winding down our 2013 Oscars coverage darlings. What do you say we all go out with a bang of judgmentalism?   Allison Williams in Valentino  Pretty. It’s maybe a little too plain for an Oscar party, but she works these sorts of stark, socialite looks well. It’s...

This is what Sarah Jessica wears to take her trash to the curb. Sarah Jessica Parker steps out for a night out in a Giambattista Valli Couture coat and a Mary Katrantzou dress paired with a Lanvin bag, Fred Leighton jewelry, and Jean-Michel Cazabat shoes. Giambattista Valli Couture Floral...

Let’s check in with recently resurrected former star Megan Fox, who’s been making the rounds lately. Megan? Come on out and show these nice folks what you’re wearing.   Megan Fox in Giambattista Valli Megan Fox attends the 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards Nominations in...

We think we’ve more than made the point that celebrity life is just plain weird, but nothing illustrates that more effectively than a big ol’ celeb wedding. Especially when it comes complete with attention-seeking covers of major magazines.   People paid the...

Darlings, we’ve been remiss in bringing you a Pretty of the Day in order to get you all centered and serene and shit. Allow us to rectify. With Vogue China, a buttload of couture, and a title like “Simply Elegant,” there’s not much left for us to say, is there? Enjoy,...

Darlings, we’re wiped out, and a picture’s supposedly worth a thousand words, so we’re gonna let Miss Karlie do all the WERQ. She’s more than up to the task. Enjoy your pretty of the day, dolls. It’s a keeper. W Magazine editorial titled ‘Sweet...

Let’s crack our knuckles and DO THIS.   Amy Poehler in Stella McCartney Very much a personal best for her. We think that bustline is both too wide and too low for her, but otherwise, this is a fantastic post-breakup look.   Betsy Brandt in David Meister Signature A little...

Oh Miss Amy. We just don’t get it. Amy Adams attends the premiere of ‘The Master’ in NYC in a Giambattista Valli dress paired with Brian Atwood pumps and Irit Design jewelry. Why, honey? Why hide your light under a bushel? Or in your case, a series of frumpy frocks? Of your...

Oh, Miss Amy. We’d give you a sympathetic hug, but you look so brittle and sharp here, we fear we might tear a hole in our clothing or something.   Amy Adams attends the 2012 Annual Style Awards during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week at Lincoln Center in a Giambattista Valli sequin...

We dig the hell out of this:   Kristin Scott Thomas attends the premiere of ‘Cherchez Hortense’ Premiere during The 69th Venice Film Festival in a Giambattista Valli dress paired with a Christian Louboutin clutch. Giambattista Valli Resort 2013 Collection But alas, we fear...

Even though they stood far apart from each other, we’re treating this one as a Pairs Division post because the ladies really went for broke with these dresses and deserve to be pitted against each other like prize fighting roosters. Besides, they’re so boring on their own. Kate...

We’re VERY ANGRY at you right now, Jaime King.   Jaime King attends the Lexus ‘Laws of Attraction’ at Metreon in San Francisco in a Giambattista Valli dress and shoes.  Giambattista Valli Pre-Fall 2012 Collection Giambattista Valli Velvet Embossed Metallic Wedge Sandal...

We are ALL ABOUT fashion-as-fantasy. Don’t get us wrong; anyone who reads us for any length of time can tell we’re big proponents of dressing to your strengths and dressing appropriately for the venue, but we do so love it when fashion gets all aspirational on your ass. Even so,...

Darlings, the stars came down from the sky for a very good cause. Let’s show our appreciation by critiquing their clothes!   Berenice Bejo in Giambattista Valli Couture Absolutely gorgeous. We’re not crazy about the shoulders, but this more than makes up for that monstrosity...

We would like to personally thank Charlize for wearing something so self-evidently wrong for her that we barely have to type another word.   Charlize Theron attends photocall for ‘Snow White and the Huntsman’ in Madrid in a Giambattista Valli dress accessorized with Christian...

Since Miss Diane is one of the judges at Cannes this year, for the opening ceremony, she decided on full-on Aphrodite drag: Diane Kruger at the Opening Ceremony and screening of ‘Moonrise Kingdom’ during the 65th Cannes International Film Festival. Diane Kruger wore a Giambattista...