We can’t with this one anymore. We just don’t get it. You’d think, with the kind of resources that come with being Ryan Seacrest’s girlfriend (not to mention genetics that render her conventionally pretty), this chick would never leave the house looking anything but...

Mena Suvari attends the ‘First Night 2013′ New Year’s Eve Party in Hollywood in a Georges Hobeika couture dress. Georges Hobeika Fall 2012 Couture Collection     [Photo Credit: WireImage,...

You know what we love about this red carpet? It’s for what looks to us like a total chick flick and the cast ladies all dressed the hell up. Sort of a “We’re dressing for ourselves and not to look more fuckable” message. Attagirls.   Anna Camp in Marchesa...

Let’s crack our knuckles and DO THIS.   Amy Poehler in Stella McCartney Very much a personal best for her. We think that bustline is both too wide and too low for her, but otherwise, this is a fantastic post-breakup look.   Betsy Brandt in David Meister Signature A little...

Precious Unborn Fawns, you didn’t think we were done with our Oscars coverage, did you? Silly PUFs. The bitchery doesn’t stop until T & Lo drop, you should know that!   Adepero Oduye Cute. We feel like the proportions on the skirt are a little off; like maybe it should...

Darlings, it was the GAYEST party that ever gay-partied! Which means “taste” was NOT a consideration! Let’s all form opinions on the outrageous tackiness on display, shall we?   Anika Noni Rose Y’know, it’s funny? The last couple of times we saw her on the...

Darlings, it was the “Scream 4″ world premiere at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre in Hollywood and the style directive was clear: everyone must wear shitty, boring dresses. Aimee Teegarden in Emporio Armani We’ve seen more exciting lamp shades in Target. Alison Brie in Paule...

If the Oscars are Hollywood’s prom, then the parties afterward are Hollywood’s Sophomore Dance, when every celeb with a publicist comes crawling out of their holes, straps on some shit-ugly clothes, and parties their ass off for the night, having no idea how ridiculous they look....

  Georges Hobeika Spring 2010 Couture Collection  Los Angeles Times Magazine Editorial: “Range Finder” by Leslie Gornstein Photographer: Ruven Afanador Stylist: Hayley Atkin Girl of the Moment (Who Isn’t Nominated for a Major Award) Mila Kunis gets her pose on for...

  Lea Michele in Oscar de la Renta Spring 2011 In a lot of ways it’s a standard Lea Michele look, which should tell you something. She’s been a star less than 2 years and she’s already fallen into a rut style-wise. It’s not a bad look at all, though. Amber Riley...

  Lea Michele in Oscar de la Renta We heard some criticisms of this dress, and while it’s a bit expected and there’s a bit too much skirt, we don’t think she looks bad at all. That’s a tough color, though. Amy Adams in Marchesa Again: not loving the train/puddle...

  Amy Adams in Carolina Herrera in Spring 2011 “Meh” is officially over, so we will not say “meh.” Starting now. It’s a nice enough dress, but we’re kind of bored with Amy Adams and her nice enough dresses. She’s too young, pretty, and famous to...

Amanda Michalka in Georges Hobeika   The collar is too much, but we’re liking the rest of it for being at least a little interesting. It’s like trompe l’oeil lingerie with the pseudo-garter thing going on around the hem. Ashley Bell No. Get back in your limo, go home...