Y’know? We’re gonna have to give this one to her. She gets a LOT of shit wrong on the red carpet, which is frustrating as hell because it’s a milieu in which being a tall, thin, blonde white woman means you’re playing the game on the lowest difficulty setting. And yes,...

Jewel attends the 2013 Academy of Country Music Awards in a Georges Charka couture gown paired with Brian Atwood shoes and Kimberly McDonald jewelry. Georges Chakra Spring 2012 Couture Collection     [Photo Credit: Andrew Evans/PR Photos,...

Christa B. Allen attends Academy of Television Arts and Sciences’ An Evening with “Revenge” in North Hollywood, California in a Georges Chakra couture dress. Georges Chakra Spring 2012 Couture Collection     [Photo Credit: Getty,...

No awards ceremony that dubs Justin Bieber the Artist of the Year deserves a moment of consideration, but there are dresses to rip, so we feel compelled to offer bitchy, drive-by assessments, darlings. Hit it, chanteuses and contractually obligated ABC stars!   Brandy  Uh… no....

Yeehaw, bitches! It was the 46th annual CMA Awards in Nashville, Tennessee and the ladyfolk got themselves all gussied up! Hit it, ladyfolk!   Carrie Underwood in Reem Acra It’s … okay. Actually, it’s kind of pretty (although that bodice is way overworked), but...

Celebrities sure do like patting themselves on the back, don’t they? It’s not enough to have a party to celebrate your world tour (which in itself will wind up being a string of parties), but you also have to have a PRE-tour party to celebrate the tour you’re about to go on....

Is this a WERQ? We’re afraid to say; especially since, every time anyone wears a decent outfit ’round these parts, a bunch of angry kittens shriek “WHY ISN’T THIS A WERQ?!?” Of course, every time we give someone a “WERQ!” we also get, “WHY IS...

Let’s take a break from ripping celebrities on the Riviera so we can rip on celebrities at a good old fashioned American awards show, shall we, kittens? Hit it, fame hos:   Alicia Keys in Azzedine Alaïa  It’s an okay dress. Not really loving the hair and we can’t help...

G & G, at a Gala, looking Grim, in Gigantic Getups.   Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale attend The Heart Foundation Gala at Hollywood Palladium. Gwen Stefani wore a Georges Chakra couture gown. Georges Chakra Fall 2010 Couture Collection Yikes, smile a little, won’t you?...

Hit it again, attention hos!   Adam Lambert Cleans up well.   Ahna O’Reilly in Randi Rahm Kinda disco-meets-geometry fabulous.   Anne Heche in Dolce & Gabbana Not a bad gown, but it’s a little limp and sad-looking. And the color’s not her friend.  ...

The Oscars and Emmys don’t pull the nominees out of the audience and make them re-enact scenes from their nominated performances so red carpet posts tend to suffice for coverage. But with the AMAs, where half the audience gets their own number onstage, there are multiple opportunities...

Oh, Fergie. It’s always interesting when you try and do the grown up and elegant thing. Not because of any effort on your part, but because “grown up and elegant” aren’t really words that spring to mind when we think of you.  We want to like this dress on you, but...

Another quick rundown for you, dolls. This time, it’s the 22nd Annual MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto, Canada and all the stars in heaven mostly avoided it, leaving these folks to pick up the slack: Nikki Reed Ronald Abdala Spring 2010 Collection We like the fabric blocking in the...

Theater folk! They’re dirty, hardscrabble creatures who live under bridges and don’t employ stylists. But they all showed up for the Tony Awards and that means we’ve all got some opinionating to do. Get your bitchpants on and let’s get started. Anika Noni Rose Someone...

Let’s get cracking, kittens! There’s a boatload of bad dresses to discuss and we’re just the bitches to do the discussing! Hit it, ladies, we never heard of! Aimee Teegarden in Alice + Olivia It’s pretty. We love the colors and it fits her well. Amanda Bynes in Hervé...

Jennifer Lopez on American Idol in a Georges Chakra couture dress.   Georges Chakra Spring 2010 Couture     There is no discussing this look without discussing the poof. This could be the most stunning dress in the world worn by the world’s most beautiful woman (which she...

Let’s take one last, loving look at these celebrity bitches getting their drunk on, shall we? Jessica Biel attends the Vanity Fair Oscar Party in Oscar de la Renta Fall 2009 It’s just alright. To be honest, it looks a little cheesy – and the gold belt was not an improvement....

  Meryl Streep wearing Alberta Ferretti, Fred Leighton jewels and a Ferragamo clutch. Oh Mary Louise. On the one hand, we think this is the best you’ve looked on the red carpet in ages; on the other hand, we’re distressed that you’re still dressing as if you’re...