Don’t falter now, girls! We’re at the home stretch of bitchery! Amber Heard in Zac Posen Enh. More weird cutouts. Seems to have been a theme for the night.   Amber Riley in Badgley Mischka The shape is great on her, but no gal should ever wear a bow that big on her front....

We love this editorial. W did the same thing last year; took all of the most-talked about performances of the year, dressed the actors up in new and sometimes unexpected ways, and shot some gorgeous pictures. The men are all a little standard and disappointing, but the actresses managed some...

Darlings, let’s all go to the 12th Annual AFI Awards Luncheon and dish on all the outfits.   Chloe Moretz in Versus Very cute. Sweetie, this is your silhouette; these are your proportions. Write them down so you don’t forget.   Claire Danes in Donna Karan We like it, but...

Don’t you just love awards season, darlings? So many bad choices, so little time to point them out. Ahna O’Reilly  We’re almost sorry we used this joke yesterday, because it applies equally as well here: she looks like she’s wearing the lining to a much prettier dress....

Darlings, it was the 2011 National Board of Review Awards in NYC and the stars all tried their damnedest to look chic and stylish instead of tacky and attention-seeking. Seriously, it’s interesting how there’s a sort of style hierarchy to awards season. Everyone’s going to...

Kittens know the drill: film festival red carpet, celebrities in borrowed clothes, bitchy comments. Ready? GO! Charlize Theron in Lanvin  A little too plain and unadorned. Is everyone in Hollywood suddenly allergic to jewelry? We like the shape here, but we think it needed some oomph.  ...

“For the first time ever, Vanity Fair pits three of Hollywood’s most fascinating leading men against one another for that signature illuminating interrogation of ours, the Proust Questionnaire…” Oh, who cares. We know our kittens and they’re all about the visual. Well,...

We’ve been staring at these pictures all day, feeling ambivalent and yet unable to fight the urge to form opinions. Once you put a picture of a celebrity on a red carpet in front of us, it all gets terribly Pavlovian, even if we can’t quite work up the spit.     George...

It looks like there was a series of meetings after Stacey went out with George in hookerwear and a quick image re-alignment was forced on the girl to get her more in line with the Clooney brand. Suddenly she’s all Princess Grace:   Stacy Keibler and George Clooney attend the...

George unveiled his latest and she’s a former lady wrestler! That doesn’t make him look gay at ALL.   George Clooney and Girl du Jour Stacy Keibler attend the premiere of “The Descendants”  in New York City. Stacy Kleiber wears a Versace dress paired with Jimmy...

Ladies, brace yourselves. You’re about to drop an egg or two. Ryan Gosling and George Clooney attend the Premiere of “The Ides Of March” in Beverly Hills, California. Ryan Gosling is wearing Gucci. Isn’t it cute how they can’t keep their hands off each other? Go...