They’re in a movie together, but by all means, start writing the erotic fan-fic in your heads, if you so desire. They’d make an odd couple, though.   Jesse Eisenberg and Dakota Fanning take a casual stroll through SoHo in New York City. Sofia Coppola for Louis Vuitton Suede...

She’s just fucking with us now, right?   Miranda Kerr carries her adorable pup as she makes her way around New York City. Givenchy Antigona Satchel Bag Miu Miu Cat Eye Tortoiseshell Sunglasses Like, it’s not enough that she looks so spectacular walking down the street that we...

We all need something to comfort (and disinfect) our eyes after that last post, don’t we, darlings? Here’s your shot of fabulous to get you back on your feet, so to speak: Miranda Kerr out and about in New York City. 3.1 Phillip Lim Silk Chiffon-sleeved Jersey Top. Balenciaga...

Amanda Seyfried, you chic little minx.   Amanda Seyfried at the Roissy Airport in Paris, France. GIVENCHY ‘Antigona’ Bag You don’t even look like you’re trying. Brava, sweetie. You’re getting good at this. Love your shades, love your coat, love your boots....

Miss Olivia, we love your sassypants.   Olivia Wilde walks to the gym in the West Village, New York City. Rag & Bone Arrow Print Legging No, really. We do. We kinda think you should’ve tucked them into your boots, but whatevs, hon. You look cute. We have this thing about...

Cute! Almost! Le sigh. We have problems, which we will now point out to you. Chloë Moretz shines on her way to the Designer Pudsey Bear Collection 2012 charity auction in London in a Versace dress and MaxMara Sorte Camel Coat. Versace Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Lena Hardt She took a very...

Miss Cate looks all kinds of badass here:   Cate Blanchett lands at Kingsford Smith International Airport in Sydney, Australia carrying a Belstaff bag. Belstaff ‘Dorchester’ Handbag Not seen in these pictures: The part where she shoved people out of the way, yelling...

We don’t think this look could possibly be any more California-chic. It’s such a region-specific look.   ‘American Horror Story’ star Jenna Dewan-Tatum stops by House of Tailoring in West Hollywood, California. Not that you couldn’t wear this anywhere else...

Jesus Christ, she’s not human.   Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr attends a business meeting in New York City in a Victoria Beckham dress. Victoria Beckham V-neck Sheath Dress. Lanvin Pointed-Toe Asymmetric Leather Pump. Miu Miu Cat Eye Tortoiseshell Sunglasses. Prada...

Let’s take a short break from the crack-on-display that is the Twilight red carpet and bow down to Miss Keira, who looks utterly exhausted and annoyed, yet still more put-together than any of those Twi-gals:   Keira Knightley goes through TSA as she prepares to depart LAX (Los...

Everyone yelled at us the last time Katie walked down the street because we’re big ol’ meanies who thought her outfit was weird and lumpy. But like most celebrities, she clearly hangs on our every word and makes adjustments in her life based entirely on our reactions. How else to...

Hi Jessica! Listen, thanks for providing us with some handy illustrations for the point we’re about to make.   Jessica Biel attends business meetings in New York City. Namely: it really does matter how you pair items of clothing together. That’s a great – and really...

Wow. These two are apparently still going strong. Maybe we were wrong when we cynically assumed it was all for the cameras.   Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield at La Super-Rica Taqueria in Santa Barbara, California. Can we still hate them for looking so effortlessly cute and chic?  ...

This is a typically sickly sweet Tay getup, but we can’t say we don’t like it.   Taylor Swift makes her way into the studios at BBC Radio Two in London wearing a French Connection sweater paired with O Jour ballet flats. French Connection Polka Dot Sweater O Jour Ballet Flats...

We love ourselves some cat-eye frames, but Michelle here is providing a handy illustration of why they’re just not for everyone:   ‘Gossip Girl’ star Michelle Trachtenberg makes her way out of Benjamin Salon in Los Angeles. Girl, Those Aren’t Your Shades. It...

Hi, Dianna! Yes, dear. We can see your bag.   ‘Glee’ star Dianna Agron gets out to vote in Los Angeles carrying a Rebecca Minkoff satchel. Rebecca Minkoff ‘M.A.B. – Mini’ Snake Embossed Bombe Satchel We love how, even when she’s rounding a corner, the...

Gwennie, we love your personal style, and have said so many a time… Gwen Stefani arrives at Gare du Nord train station in Paris. But even you can’t make a camo jumpsuit look chic, hon. Take comfort in the fact that we think your jacket’s kind of cool. Le sigh. We wish were...

Hi Kristin! Look, we’ll be perfectly honest. Your outfit’s pretty cute and all… Kristin Chenoweth arrives with her dog at LAX airport. But we’re only featuring these pics because your puffball is frikking ADORABLE. Can we have it? It looks like it might be kind of...

When we were conceptualizing, and then later, pitching our book, we got a lot of pushback to the effect of, “Hey, why aren’t you guys writing a style book?” To which we replied, “Oh God, no. They all tend to come down to, ‘Every woman should own a good trench...

Darlings, this post goes out to all the kittens who look at magazine covers and red carpet appearances and sigh wistfully that they will never look as perfectly beautiful as those strange, genetically gifted creatures known as celebrities. Because you should never forget, darlings: Evan...

No, no, no, no, Katie Holmes. This simply will not do AT ALL.   Katie Holmes grabs a cup of coffee in New York City. She clearly has no gays in her life (anymore). Because if she did, they would have told her that she’s in a step-it-up period of her life and since everyone’s...