We want to like this for being bold and bright and eye-catching:   Zoe Saldana attends the 2013 Film Independent Spirit Awards in a Dolce&Gabbana striped dress paired with Casadei contrast piped pumps. Dolce&Gabbana Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Nikolett Bogar But let’s...

Jennifer Lawrence attends the 2013 Film Independent Spirit Awards in a lanvin dress paired with Giuseppe Zanotti sandals and a Lanvin necklace. Lanvin Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Karlie Kloss (NEXT) Lanvin Spring 2013 Multi-Row Necklace Giuseppe Zanotti Metal Back Sandal    ...

We don’t love this unreservedly, but it’s the first outfit we’ve seen at the Independent Spirit Awards that we didn’t recoil from. Salma Hayek attends the 2013 Film Independent Spirit Awards in head-to-toe Alexander McQueen. Alexander McQueen Pre-Fall 2013 Collection...

Nina Dobrev attends the 2013 Film Independent Spirit Awards in Michael Kors. Shoes by Jimmy Choo. Ring by H. Stern. Michael Kors Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Magdalena Frackowiak     [Photo Credit: Andrew Evans, Emiley Schweich/PR...

It’s funny. Both these pictures and the pictures of Kerry Washington at the same event looked great to us in thumbnails. In both cases, we downloaded the pics, opened them up, and then sat there in silence for a moment until one of us muttered, “Houston, we have a problem.”...

Ah, the post-Oscars letdown; that brief period where the stars all scuttle back to their hidey-holes to take off their tight clothes and uncomfortable shoes so they can eat carbs for the first time in weeks. It’s also, not coincidentally, that period when bitchy celebrity fashion...

Darlings, it was the 2012 Film Independent Spirit Awards. Sort of an Oscars pre-party where everyone dresses shitty because they know they can.   Adepero Oduye Honey, no. We’re sorry, but no. Back in the limo you have to go. Those sound like the opening lines of a Dr. Seuss book...