Fergie attends the 2013 Logo NewNowNext Awards in Los Angeles, California in a Fausto Puglisi dress paired with a Alexander McQueen clutch. Fausto Puglis Fall 2013 Collection Alexander McQueen ‘Knucklebox’ clutch       [Photo Credit: Andrew Evans/PR Photos,...

Y’know… we can’t say we’ve ever been fans of Fergie’s style. Quite the opposite, in fact; we’ve always been pretty harsh in our criticisms. And while we still maintain that the best thing she can do – especially while she’s pregs – is...

Good morning, Darlings! Are we all rested up or are we all hung over today? We’re a little of both, but we’re raising our cotton-filled heads and focusing our bleary, squinting eyes at you all to wish you the happiest of New Years. So is Fergie.   Fergie hosts Dick...

Sometiimes, when you’re a bitchy fashion blogger and thus have to spend your days constantly coming up with new and entertaining ways to say “That outfit sucks,” you just hit the wall. Sometimes, all you can do is look at some ladystar trying to work some look that’s...

Coachella! The music festival that also doubles as a red carpet! Is it fair to bitch about what the celebs are wearing here? Who gives a shit?   Diane Kruger Wait. Didn’t they break up? Or is that some guy who just happens to look a lot like Joshua Jackson? And if so, isn’t...

What the hell. Instead of our go-to response, which is to trash her choices instantly, we’ll throw this one out to a vote. You bitches can be even more brutal than we are if you’re collectively having a bad day and that’s always fun to watch. Fergie celebrated her birthday...

Darlings, it was, of course, the Grammys red carpet, where purple tuxedo jackets and popes are de rigeur. In other words, a veritable freak show. Hit it, streetwalkers!   Adele in Giorgio Armani She looked gorgeous.   Alicia Keys in Alexandre Vauthier and Swizz Beatz in Tom Ford Her...

Darlings, those pain-in-the-ass celebrities all seem to have gone into hibernation over the holidays. Even the New Year’s Eve party step-and-repeats were awash in D-listers dressed like homeless people. Thankfully Josh and Ferg loathed the idea of a quiet, intimate NYE and hit the town,...

The coffee simply isn’t hitting our bloodstream in the rapid manner we require, so let’s start the week off with something easy, while we wait for our eyes to stay open on their own, instead of relying on the little paper clips we’re using right now to prop them open. You...

Darlings, it was the premiere of  “New Year’s Eve” at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre in Hollywood, California and virtually none of the men could find a suit that fit them! It’s time we shined a light on this horrible state of affairs in Hollywood. Apparently, there...

Oh, Fergie. It’s always interesting when you try and do the grown up and elegant thing. Not because of any effort on your part, but because “grown up and elegant” aren’t really words that spring to mind when we think of you.  We want to like this dress on you, but...

Who’s ready to feel old and out of touch? YOU ARE, kittens! It’s the 2011 Teen Choice Awards and a bunch of people with really silly names hopped up on the red carpet because they’re finally tall enough to get on this ride. Let’s puncture some self-importance together,...

Hey, remember two posts ago where we went on and on about how even granny panties can work on the right gal and in the right setting? Fergie attends the amfAR Inspiration Gala in Paris in Louis Vuitton. Say hello to the flip side of that equation. Louis Vuitton Fall 2011 Collection/Model:...

Darlings, the stars came out last night to attend the 2011 FiFi Awards at Damrosch Park, Lincoln Center in New York City. What the hell are the FiFi Awards? How the hell should we know?  Come judge with us. Fergie in BCBG Max Azria Atelier If we were handing out report cards (and we hope...

Kittens, it was the 2011 Billboard Music Awards, held at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas. Maybe we’re burnt out from those horrid dressers of Young Hollywood, but this crowd did relatively well, all things considered. Come. Judge with us. Beyonce in Lanvin Pretty much perfect....

Are you still, with us, brave minions? There’s still a TON of dresses to rip, so don’t falter now!  People are counting on you. Our country is counting on you. Or your country is, depending where you are. Anyway, the point it, there is no day off when you’re a bitch....

Fergie attends Nickelodeon’s 24th Annual Kids’ Choice Awards in Los Angeles in D&G.   D&G Fall 2011 Collection Model: Edita Vilkeviciute We’ll have more red carpet pics from the Kids’ Choice Awards tomorrow (with accompanying opinions, bien sur), but we...