J Lo gets the “Xena, Warrior Stripper” treatment in the pages of Harper’s. But first, she wants to be the gift that keeps on giving.   Jennifer Lopez covers the February 2013 issue of Harper’s Bazaar magazine photographed by Katja Rahlwes and styled by Jodie...

Truth be told, we’ve been staring at these pictures for days, wanting to say something about them, but unsure of exactly what.   Sarah Jessica Parker attends HBO’s In Vogue: The Editor’s Eye screening in New York City in a vintage dress accessorized with Jean-Michel...

Lea Michele attends the Hollywood Foreign Press Association’s and InStyle’s celebration of the 2013 Golden Globe Awards Season in West Hollywood, California in a Valentino gown paired with a Fendi clutch. Valentino Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Suvi Koponen (NEXT)    ...

  Jessica Biel attends the premiere of ‘Hitchcock’ in Los Angeles in a Gucci dress paired with a Fendi clutch, Sergio Rossi sandals, and Jennifer Meyer earrings. Gucci Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Marikka Juhler Fendi Resort 2013 Clutch     [Photo Credit: Andrew...

We’re pretty sure this is an OUT for us, but we’re throwing it out to y’all for the final word.   Solange Knowles attends the opening of H&M store in Mexico City wearing an H&M top and skirt paired with Fendi sandals. Fendi Violet Faille Colorblock Ankle Strap...

After last week’s examination of the ladypants trend on the red carpet, which gave the distinct impression that ladystars and their stylists haven’t quite figured out how to wear this newfangled contraption, we’re kind of grateful to Sarah Jessica for stepping out in front...

Well, Jessica. We’ll give you credit: you tried like hell to make this work. Jessica Biel attends the 4th Annual Variety’s Power of Women Luncheon Presented by Lifetime in a Gucci Dress paired with Louis Vuitton pumps, a Fendi bag, and Tiffany & Co. jewelry. Gucci Fall 2012...

Darlings, what do we all think of the Rubik’s Cube-by-way-of-Legos-with-a-bit-of-Tetris Fendi spring 2013 accessories? They’re certainly fun, if nothing else. Anything that inspires THAT description would have to be fun.   It seems to us that the shoes are more than a bit...

We crapped all over Claire’s Emmy win by devoting space to how ugly we thought her dress was. We have no doubt that she spent most of yesterday in tears because of it. Claire honey, let us do you a solid. Claire Danes covers the November 2012 issue of FLARE magazine wearing a dress by...

Even though they stood far apart from each other, we’re treating this one as a Pairs Division post because the ladies really went for broke with these dresses and deserve to be pitted against each other like prize fighting roosters. Besides, they’re so boring on their own. Kate...

We did her boring-ass co-star so we guess it’s only fair to check in on boring-ass Jessica Biel.   Jessica Biel attends the premiere of ‘Total Recall’ in Berlin in an Elie Saab gown paired with a Fendi bag and Lorraine Schwartz jewelry. Except she kinda knocked this one...

Is Emma’s team just fucking with her? Is there some sort of Gaslight scenario going on behind the scenes, with evil queens slowly driving her mad by pushing her out in front of cameras looking slightly ridiculous? Emma Stone attends the ‘The Amazing Spider-Man’ premiere in...

Let’s take a refreshing turn toward the casual after all of those gowns today, dolls.   Freida Pinto attends the premiere of “Trishna” during the Tribeca Film Festival in NYC in a Gucci suit paired with a Fendi baguette. Gucci Pre-Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Julia...

Looking at these pics of Jessica Chastain (featured in the April issue of Vogue Italia, photographed by Michelangelo di Battista and styled by Alice Gentilucci), a wave of nostalgia swept over us unexpectedly. Remember awards season, darlings? Remember when she treated us to an array of...

Altuzarra Lions and tigers and … owls? Oh my. For whatever reason, certain corners of the fashion industry got together for a chorus of “Let’s Get Feral” for the fall season. Animal prints ruled (some of)  the runways, and by that we don’t mean faux leopard...

Solange has helpfully offered to demonstrate for us all how one badly chosen item can throw off an otherwise perfect little getup. Solange? Why don’t you come out here so everyone can get a look at you?   Solange Knowles attends the Tiffany celebration of the launch of True Love in...

Blake Lively and Leighton Meester were seen on the set of “Gossip Girl” in New York City and we feel their on-camera ensembles call for discussion.   It almost makes us sad, seeing her looking so chic and knowing she’ll fuck it up the next time she’s asked to...

True story: We’ve been sitting on this post for days now. Not because it’s explosive or that it required a lot of work, but because Tom was somewhat agressively ambivalent about featuring her. He doesn’t hate her, the way half the internet seems to, but…...

Darlings, what better way to close out the first day of the work week than by watching someone pretty in the throes of ennui? Let’s all watch Rosie get her Betty Draper on in the 2012 Resort collections. Pop a Miltown and enjoy, darlings. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in an editorial titled...

We’re pop culture/fashion bloggers, which means, by definition, we’re cheeky little bastards. So when, somewhere along the line in our opinionating, we offered that Taylor Swift makes our teeth ache and our asses itch, we were delighted to find that many people were highly...

There’s almost no point in playing Pretend Stylist with the latest sandals, you guys. You know why? Because stylists and starlets are notoriously gun shy when it comes to shoes and subsequently, the red carpets of the world are trod upon by an endless parade of nude pumps or black...