ONE! LAST! TIME!   Alice Eve We don’t mean to alarm you, Nancy Drew, but your dress appears to be evaporating.   Allison Janney in David Meister Fantastic dress on her. Kinda disappointing hair.   Cheryl Hines Looks like someone’s looking for a man tonight.  ...

We’re home, darlings! Our cologne bottles didn’t break in our luggage and our cats didn’t eat each other in a horrifying, frenzied lapse into feralism OR destroy anything in kitty resentment. All is right with the world. But we just can’t say goodbye to Fashion Week...

It’s Vanity Fair’s Hollywood issue, darlings! THE media event of the year! This week! And everyone is thin, conventionally pretty, and SATINY! There’s more satin on this cover than in Kmart’s bedding section.  Vanity Fair Hollywood 2012 issue photographed by Mario...

Darlings, it was the 2011 National Board of Review Awards in NYC and the stars all tried their damnedest to look chic and stylish instead of tacky and attention-seeking. Seriously, it’s interesting how there’s a sort of style hierarchy to awards season. Everyone’s going to...

Felicity, we just want to say – go on, girl; you can keep posing while we talk at you – we just want to say… Felicity Jones attends the IFP’s 21st Annual Gotham Independent Film Awards in New York City in Proenza Schouler paired with Calvin Klein shoes. Proenza...

We’ll keep this brief because we know you’re a busy person and you don’t have time to waste on silly starlets and their silly clothes. It’s like this: Lorenzo really likes this look and Tom really … doesn’t. The kittens will have to make the call.  ...

Kittens, it was the 15th Annual Hollywood Film Awards Gala presented by Starz at The Beverly Hilton Hotel! Because Hollywood can’t go 20 minutes without giving someone an award! Let’s see how our celebrities did.   Amber Heard in Roksanda Ilincic We love the colors here, but...

Let’s look at some cute young people and judge their clothing. It’s life-affirming. Felicity Jones and Anton Yelchin attend the “Like Crazy’” premiere in New York City. Felicity Jones wears a Dolce & Gabbana dress. Dolce & Gabbana Spring 2012...

Darlings, allow this to serve as a counterpoint to the Grammys red carpet, the theme of which seems to have been “LOOK AT MY LEGS, WORLD! CAN YOU SEE MY LADY BITS TOO? MAYBE!” Emma Watson in Valentino Spring 2011 Couture It’s pretty, if a little dull, color-wise. Everyone...

Felicity Jones and Ed Westwick attend the UK film premiere of ‘Chalet Girl’ in London.      This is another one of those “Let’s not call this an IN or OUT post” posts, but we have a good reason, promise. He looks the way he always looks to us,...