Wow. You put a baby in her and suddenly Evan Rachel Wood is serving up Fraulein Maria realness:   Evan Rachel Wood attends Vanity Fair Party in New York City in a belted black dress paired with Christian Louboutin pumps. Christian Louboutin ‘Comtesse’ Pump When did she become...

Let’s get away from the gowns and the politics for a moment and wallow in some hip-chick style, shall we? Evan Rachel Wood attends ‘The Necessary Death Of Charlie Countryman’ premiere during the 2013 Sundance Film Festival in a Ralph Lauren Purple Label suit. This is an...

Darlings, this post goes out to all the kittens who look at magazine covers and red carpet appearances and sigh wistfully that they will never look as perfectly beautiful as those strange, genetically gifted creatures known as celebrities. Because you should never forget, darlings: Evan...

Darlings, Gucci sponsored the 2012 LACMA Art + Film Gala in Los Angeles, so pretty much everybody wore Prada! Okay, no. Almost everyone wore Gucci. Let’s do a Quick n’ Bitchy rundown. As a reminder, “Quick n’ Bitchy” will be the name of our pancake mix brand,...

Jennifer Morrison? THIS is how you do it:   Evan Rachel Wood attends Amnesty International’s Secret Policeman’s Ball 2012 in NYC in Jason Wu. Jason Wu Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Tao Okamoto This concludes our lesson for the day. Okay, fine. We’ll talk some more. Her...

  Amy Poehler in Naeem Khan We’re not loving the color on her, but it’s such an improvement over her normal choices that we’ll shut up about it.   Connie Britton in Vintage [as in, Salvation Army  Vintage] Y’know, if you want to flout the conventions that...

Don’t you just love awards season, darlings? So many bad choices, so little time to point them out. Ahna O’Reilly  We’re almost sorry we used this joke yesterday, because it applies equally as well here: she looks like she’s wearing the lining to a much prettier dress....

Oh, thank Oprah. Miss Evan Rachel has NOT forgotten how to look fierce as shit.   Evan Rachel Wood leaving the Chateau Marmont hotel and restaurant in Roland Mouret. Roland Mouret Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Hailey Clauson (NEXT) Y’all voted her an IN yesterday, but we thought...

It makes us a little sad that we’re subjecting ERW to the In or Out process (which will never not sound dirty).   Evan Rachel Wood attends the Andrea Bocelli Foundation Launch in Beverly Hills in a Preen dress paired with Giuseppe Zanotti shoes. But even fashion divas have an off...

For its November issue, Elle magazine got a bunch of Hollywood legends, current stars, and up-and-comers to sit down for their cameras and bring out their inner supermodels. Everyone looks great, but Babs, Michelle, Viola and Freida really stand out. We’re sorry to say Evan Rachel Wood...

EVAN! RACHEL! WOOD!   Evan Rachel Wood attends “The Ides of March” photocall during the 55th BFI London Film Festival in an Alexa Chung for Madewell dress. Alexa Chung for Madewell Bunny Dress   JESUS CHRIST ON A BREADSTICK, girl! Could you please STOP being so fuck-you...

Okay, maybe it’s not fair to all the other “Gal on the Street” ladies since this is an “official” outfit, meaning it’s been styled for an appearance, but really, do we need to explain ourselves here? She’s a T Lo favorite. And we’re sure she...

Since we did an all-boy red carpet rundown yesterday, it’s time for the ladies to take center stage, wouldn’t you say? Compare and contrast. At the Scream Awards, the look for men was pretty much “frat boy,” whereas at ELLE’s 18th Annual Women in Hollywood...

Oh, Evan Rachel. You delicious creature. Do you get up in the morning and think to yourself, “Self? What can I do to make gay men worship me today?” Evan Rachel Wood attends the premiere of “The Ides of March” in New York City in Gucci. Gucci Fall 2011 Collection...

Well, it was bound to happen eventually. Evan Rachel Wood has disappointed us. Evan Rachel Wood attends the Premiere of “The Ides Of March” in Beverly Hills, California in Yves Saint Laurent. Jewelry by Neil Lane, shoes by Giuseppe Zanotti and clutch by Salvatore Ferragamo. Yves...

Darlings, it’s a holiday here in America but that doesn’t mean our international Bitter Kittens (as well as our American Bitter Kittens with no plans for the day) should go without our bitchery. Let’s do another red carpet rundown of various film festival looks, shall we?...

Evan brought some Old Hollywood glam (with a little Nu Hollywood androgyny) to the Venice Film Festival and we haven’t finished swooning yet. Evan Rachel Wood attends “The Ides Of March” premiere during the 68th Venice Film Festival in an Alessandra Rich shirt dress paired...

We’ve milked this particular RC pretty well, what with getting a “Pairs Division” post and a “Yea or Nay” post out of it, but you True Blood fans are greedy little buggers and wanted more, more, more. Since we never pass up an opportunity to express an opinion...

What the hell; it’s a slow fashion news day and the Bitter Kittens have proven themselves more than capable of opinionating on matters other than necklines and hem lengths. Evan Rachel Wood attended the premiere of HBO’s “True Blood” Season 4 with a new hairdo, which...

Are you still, with us, brave minions? There’s still a TON of dresses to rip, so don’t falter now!  People are counting on you. Our country is counting on you. Or your country is, depending where you are. Anyway, the point it, there is no day off when you’re a bitch....

So we finished Mildred Pierce the the other night. We phrase it that way (rather than saying, “We watched the end of …”) because it truly felt like work to get through it. In fact, the further we get away from it the more we get a little annoyed that we invested the time in...