Eva Longoria attends the Grand Opening Of Las Vegas’ Newest Nightclub And Dining Concept ‘SHe’ in a Cushnie et Ochs dress. Cushnie et Ochs Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Eniko Mihalik     [Photo Credit: CPA/PacificCoastNews.com,...

We’ve never been particularly impressed with Miss Eva’s style choices. There have been one or two major missteps, but for the most part, her fashion sin is that she’s boring to us. She defaults to vampy, dramatic gowns way too often; like something a former beauty queen...

Home stretch, bitches! Stay with us, now! You can do it!   Amanda Seyfried in Givenchy  A long-line bra in dress form. Easily one of our least favorite of the night.     Carey Lowell in Valentino Standard in a lot of ways, but since she looks pretty damn good, we’re going...

Awards season, darlings! If you’re not sick of all these people yet, just give it a day or two. Let ‘er rip, celebs.   Amy Adams in Vionnet  Don’t love the hair and the skirt’s maybe a bit too complicated for its own good, but she looks pretty.    ...

Is it us, or is that kind of a dumb name for a charity? “BLACK GIRLS ROCK! Inc. is 501(c)3 non-profit youth empowerment and mentoring organization established to promote the arts for young women of color, as well as to encourage dialogue and analysis of the ways women of color are...

Eva’s one of those celebrities that come across as a total non-entity to us. In many ways, she’s the perfect television actress because she’s pretty in an approachable sort of way and isn’t cursed with a surplus of charisma. We say this not to be mean, but because...

We keep seeing all these heavy-looking, metallic dresses on the red carpets lately and we have to ask these ladies: Did you forget it’s late May?   Eva Longoria attends Global Gift Gala 2012 in Paris in a Reem Acra gown. Reem Acra Fall 2012 Collection Sure, it’s partially...

So Lorenzo was all, “We have to feature a couple of Eva Longoria looks,” and Tom was like, “Really? Because she bugs,” and then Lorenzo got all kinds of, “Everyone is talking about her gowns and we should have an opinion,” so Tom goes,...

We are as bored by Eva’s dress as we are by Eva generally. Eva Longoria makes an appearance on the “Late Show with David Letterman” in a Victoria Beckham dress paired with Brian Atwood sandals. Victoria Beckham Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Josephine Skriver Actually,...

Let’s DO THIS, bitches! Whore Prom is GO!   Alicia Keys in Diane von Furstenberg It’s not bad, but it’s a bit casual and off-season. Sure, it’s been a bit chilly on the East Coast this week but this doesn’t look very late-April appropriate to us.   Anna...

Hollywood pretty much exploded in red carpet events over the last few days, forcing us to form opinions on a whole boatload of celebrities who want nothing more in life than our approval. It’s for them that we do this. And the children, of course.   Andrea Riseborough in Dolce...

Eva Longoria departs “The Late Show With David Letterman” at the Ed Sullivan Theater in New York City.     Minions, you are making your DaddyBitches proud with the new IN or OUT format, offering bitchery on a level that makes our eyes moist and our hearts swell. For the...

You’re all well-trained minions, aren’t you? You know the drill: Tom Ford Flagship Store Opening in Beverly Hills, celebs posing for pictures, bitchy people on the internet offering opinions no one asked for. We good? Okay. Let’s move ‘em on out, people. Amber Valetta...

Aleesia On any other night, at any other event, we’d call this a little slutty, but considering how insanely some of the other red carpet denizens dressed last night, she’s Dame Judi Dench in comparison. Alicia Arden See what we mean? Bonnie Mckee They’re very nice legs, but...

  Lea Michele in Oscar de la Renta Spring 2011 In a lot of ways it’s a standard Lea Michele look, which should tell you something. She’s been a star less than 2 years and she’s already fallen into a rut style-wise. It’s not a bad look at all, though. Amber Riley...

January Jones in Versace Spring 2011 We have a feeling we’re not going to get a lot of backup on this, but we love the way she looks. Yes, we advised her to stay away from edgier pieces, but she managed to pull it all together. The reason this works is because, for once, her hair and...

Angelina Jolie in Max Azria Spring 2009 Honey, you can flip it around and wear it backwards if you want. It’s still a shapeless mess. What’s up her ass lately? Is this like a “serious actress” kind of thing? Or is it a “I’m a humanitarian, so I can’t...

We’ve got work to do, ladies, so roll up your sleeves and hoist up your tits and let’s get bitchy: January Jones in Versace Spring 2009   Kudos to her for finally bringing it because Miss Jones has made some very unfortunate red carpet decisions in the past. We suspect that...

Darlings, the world of fashion crowned its homecoming king at the annual fashion prom, the Council of Fashion Designers of America 2008 Fashion Awards. Calvin Klein Collection designer (and S3 PR judge) Francisco Costa took home the Womenswear Designer of the Year award for the second time....