What is love? Baby don’t hurt me. Sorry, we’re having a flashback moment.   Versace Can you blame us? Suddenly it’s the ’90s, darlings! We were so much prettier then! Now, we just know we’re going to have a hard time getting the ladies on board with this...

YOU GO AND GET IT, HOT BETTY! Work that epic bitchface, girl!   ‘Mad Men’ star January Jones is featured in The Edit magazine photographed by Kurt Iswarienko and styled by Tracy Taylor. Gucci Green Ruffled Silk Crepe Gown Roland Mouret Lunenberg Stretch-Cotton Gown Etro...

Very, very, very cute:   Justin Bartha attends the premiere of ‘The Hangover Part III’ in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil in an Etro suit. Boyfriend cute. Bring-him-home-to-mom cute. Potential-husband cute. Plan-a-retirement cute. Okay, we’ll stop before we sound like a yogurt...

Jaime King attends the CW 2013 Upfront Presentation in New York City in a Peter Pilotto long-sleeve stripe organza dress paired with Etro strappy sandals and Rachel Zoe jewelry. Peter Pilotto Fall 2013 Collection/Model: Nastya Kusakina Rachel Zoe Collection Double Barrel Cuff Bracelet Etro...

No awards ceremony that dubs Justin Bieber the Artist of the Year deserves a moment of consideration, but there are dresses to rip, so we feel compelled to offer bitchy, drive-by assessments, darlings. Hit it, chanteuses and contractually obligated ABC stars!   Brandy  Uh… no....

Carmen Ejogo attends the premiere of ‘Alex Cross’ in Los Angeles in Etro. Etro Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Joan Smalls     [Photo Credit: Glenn Harris/PR Photos, style.com]     Note: Posts categorized as “Whiteboard” are meant to serve as our own...

One more time, ladies!   Anna Kendrick in Badgley Mischka Enh. It’s okay. We’d like it more without the sheer panel and the Minnie Mouse shoes.   Busy Philipps in Dolce&Gabbana There’s some sort of “busy” joke just waiting to be made, but...

Sometimes, all a gal needs is a cute skirt, simple top, and kickass pair of shoes to make us happy.   Ashley Madekwe attends the 3rd Annual Veuve Clicquot Polo Classic. Ashley is wearing a Zara top, Etro skirt, ASOS earrings, an Anya Hindmarch handbag, and Hervé Léger by Max Azria...

In case this morning’s post just wasn’t enough for the fangurls.   ‘Doctor Who’ Matt Smith is featured in the September 2012 issue of Esquire UK magazine photographed by Tom van Schelven and styled by Gareth Scourfield. Red/green checked wool jacket and trousers...

We are officially in love with Miss Emily.   ‘Revenge’ star Emily Van Camp covers the latest issue of Hamptons magazine photographed by Stephan Würth.   Not that there was ever any doubt. Anyone who can go toe to toe with Victoria Grayson and not blink is someone we want...

Well, darlings, the press ramp-up to what is sure to become a media juggernaut has begun. Season three of Downton Abbey (now with added Shirley MacLaine flavor crystals) is heading the world’s way and all the prettier cast members are going to get lots and lots of pictures taken and...

More boys, girls!   Taylor Kitsch, Idris Elba, Garrett Hedlund, Aaron Paul, Aaron Johnson, and Armie Hammer cover the September 2012 issue of Esquire magazine photographed by Yu Tsai. We always cringe just a little when Vanity Fair or some other magazine does a “NEXT GENERATION OF...

We have nothing to add to these ridiculously fabulous pictures except to say: Pete Campbell with a pornstache in loungewear? Whoever envisioned this one deserves a raise. Shirt by Etro Vincent Kartheiser models for Mr. Porter, photographed by Kurt Iswarienko and styled by Gaelle Paul. On what...

Like a Grinch’s heart when he hears Whos singing, Katy Perry’s eyes grew ten sizes larger on the cover of Elle.   Katy Perry covers the September 2012 issue of ELLE magazine photographed by Carter Smith and styled by Joe Zee. Hair by Renato Campora. Makeup by Jake Bailey....

This is hilarious to any of us who can remember those halcyon days of mooseknuckle and Tiger Beat hair.  Graphic T-shirt by J. Crew. Jeans by Levi’s. Knit polo shirt by A|X Armani Exchange. Twill pants by Joseph Abboud. Out Magazine May 2012 Editorial: “Do The Hustle” Models:...

Hey, Miss Bey! Beyonce Knowles out and about in NYC wearing a Michael Kors top paired with Etro skirt. Bag by Alexander Wang. Alexander Wang ‘Devere’ Shoulder Bag Listen, we’re only on our second cup, which is NOWHERE NEAR enough coffee juice to get us started anymore, so...

Susan Sarandon and her slightly cloned daughter Eva Amurri Martino play dressup. And since it’s  for Neiman Marcus, it’s very pretty, very pricey dressup. Susan Sarandon and her daughter Eva Amurri Martino star in Neiman Marcus’ The Art of Fashion print campaign for Spring 2012....

Lorenzo’s future husband (as Lorenzo tells it) gets his thick-neck thing on for Details, to the delight of, you guessed it, Lorenzo. Tom is largely ambivalent and likely to make passive-aggressive bitchy comments and/or rolled eyes with accompanying wanking hand motions behind...

His last attempt at an editorial was deeply disappointing, but Ewan is back in fine form for the January 2012 issue of GQ magazine, wearing the clothes he was born to wear and looking damn cute in the process. We’ll take one of everything. And we do mean everything. This makes up for...

It’s an unexpectedly pissy day here as we look out at the grounds of T Lo Estates. Unexpected, because we weren’t paying attention to the forecast, and pissy because it’s been dark and humid and rainy all day, which is in turn making us both dark and moody. We might have...

Second verse, same as the first, bitches. Annasophia Robb in Malandrino Pretty, with some attention-getting visual interest. Not a bad choice, but the Minnie Mouse pumps were too safe. Cameron Diaz in A.L.C. She’s kind of distressingly monochromatic but the shoes are ultra-fab. Cassie...