Brad Pitt “poses” for the winner of the T Lo International Award for Worst Guyditorial EVER.   Brad Pitt covers the June/July 2013 issue of Esquire magazine photographed by Max Vadukul. On not remembering people: “So many people hate me because they think I’m...

These pictures and a few others have popped up here and there, but it’s the weekend (OFFICIALLY, BITCHES), the sun will still be shining for a couple more hours at our end of things so we’re feeling extra-lazy, we’re a bit wiped after all the Project Runway coverage, and...

He’s definitely built for fashion editorials, and has the quirky good looks that take interesting pictures, but good lord, can this boy not model. These pics aren’t bad, exactly; in fact, they’re probably some of his best attempts at Blue Steel. But even so, the dorkiness...

Kittens, it’s time once again to ask the question that all man-lovers must face:   ¿Quién es más macho?     Is it:   Colin Farrell for Details Magazine     Or perhaps:   Scott Speedman for ELLE Canada Man     Or should you go with a Classic?...

Sometimes, we find ourselves wishing that Bette Davis, Joan Crawford, Elizabeth Taylor and Audrey Hepburn would ride down from heaven in a chariot drawn by unicorns and slap the shit out of some of the ladystars of today for buying into the idea that they need to do soft porn photo shoots to...

Darlings, here is a primer on the magic of lighting and Photoshop:  Esquire UK October 2012 Issue GQ France October 2012 Issue Esquire Singapore Premiere Issue Because we have three pictures all taken at roughly the same time of the same person, and they all look radically different. For...

In case this morning’s post just wasn’t enough for the fangurls.   ‘Doctor Who’ Matt Smith is featured in the September 2012 issue of Esquire UK magazine photographed by Tom van Schelven and styled by Gareth Scourfield. Red/green checked wool jacket and trousers...

More boys, girls!   Taylor Kitsch, Idris Elba, Garrett Hedlund, Aaron Paul, Aaron Johnson, and Armie Hammer cover the September 2012 issue of Esquire magazine photographed by Yu Tsai. We always cringe just a little when Vanity Fair or some other magazine does a “NEXT GENERATION OF...

Here is a boystar to break up the string of ladystars we’ve been showing you today.   Eddie Redmayne covers the August 2012 issue of Esquire Korea photographed by Pablo Arroyo. Eddie Redmayne is the Jessica Chastain of boystars; a very good looking guy with a body built for...

Darlings, we went out for a very delicious, but fairly heavy meal last night. We’re telling you this because very delicious, very heavy meals like that tend to leave us both with food hangovers and we’re finding ourselves incredibly sluggish and slightly cranky this morning....

And now, a Boy Break, brought to you by Esquire magazine…   Jeremy Renner covers the August 2012 issue of Esquire magazine photographed by Nigel Parry. The charms of Jeremy Renner have been fiercely debated here in the halls of T Lo Manor, with one side of the T Lo equation coming...

Thor gets the standard Guyditorial (Long-Haired Variant) from Esquire UK.   Chris Hemsworth is featured in the July 2012 issue of Esquire UK magazine photographed by David Titlow and styled by Tanja Martin. And we have to say, it’s a little disappointing. Esquire is one of those...

Once again providing you with your RDA of Fassie. Michael Fassbender featured in the June 2012 issue of Esquire UK magazine photographed by Alice Hawkins and styled by Gareth Scourfield. Boring clothes and setting, but you can’t hide that personality. Anyway, we finally saw Shame the...

Here’s your Mid-day Man, kittens: sloppy man-boy Robert Downey, Jr., doing what he does best: being Robert Downey, Jr.   Robert Downey Jr. featured in the May 2012 issue of Esquire magazine photographed by Nigel Parry. The man can’t wear clothes to save his life, but he more...

The other day, we were, discussing The Hamm’s attractiveness, which is not surprising, since we’ve written and posted about eight thousand words on Mad Men this week alone. Essentially, the consensus Chez T Lo is that while he’s physically very good-looking, neither of us...

Looks like Danny Boy’s little Hammer Horror movie did quite well over the weekend, which means you can expect a lot of “Harry Who?”-style profiles down the line. Still, good for him. Every child star had a hard time transitioning to adult roles and most of them didn’t...

Justin Timberlake featured in the December 2011 issue of Esquire UK magazine photographed by Benni Valsson and styled by Catherine Hayward.   The Timberlake does less than nothing for us, and truth be told, we always found him terribly irritating. This feeling has only gotten more...

So Ryan Gosling’s on the cover of the September issue of Esquire and it’s making us feel a little … funny. And not really in a good way. “The actor, fascinated by ghostly apparitions as a boy, told Esquire’s photographer, Perou, of his recent dreams. These...

Bite-sized sex morsel Daniel Craig gets the (admittedly, pretty cool-looking) cover treatment at Esquire because he’s got those Cowboys & Aliens and Girl With The Dragon Tattoo flicks to flog.   Daniel Craig covers the August 2011 issue of Esquire magazine photographed by Nigel...

We have many dresses to discuss for the rest of today, so let’s throw a little sausage into the mix before it becomes an all-girl party around here. Bradley Cooper is  featured in the June/July issue of Esquire magazine photographed by Nigel Parry in an extremely odd editorial. But...

Darlings, let’s do a little visual experiment, shall we? Please consider the following: Girls of Glee for a woman’s magazine: Girls of Glee for a men’s magazine: Glee girl for a woman’s magazine: Glee girl for a men’s magazine: We’re not exactly making a...