Darlings, it was the 38th Annual Daytime Entertainment Emmy Awards! And can we just say something? The fashion at the daytime Emmys is always TRAGIC. We realize designers aren’t falling all over themselves to provide loaners to nameless-to-the-vast-majority-of-the-public soap opera...

We’re exhausted, but we do it all for you, our little unborn fawns. Kyra Sedgwick in Monique Lhuillier Fall 2010 This is a really great color on her and the style suits her very well. On the other hand, we think this dress practically requires an up ‘do and a necklace of some...

The bell just went off for Round 2, kittens! Emily Blunt in Christian Resort 2010 We’re a little disappointed. She’s been known to break out edgier looks than this. It’s pretty enough, but it’s a high-end prom gown and we hate the color. Alan Cumming Alan, honey. You...

Ladies, we’ve got a lot of ground to cover, so put on your bitchpants and lets get to it. Anna Paquin in Alexander McQueen Resort 2011 Oh, God. Look, we applaud her for taking risks, really we do. She’s worn McQueen before to great effect. Unfortunately, the effect here is...

Darlings, we’re swamped right now and the Mad Men post is on its way (promise), so we’re gonna have to bang out another dress-ripper to tide you over. PR Executive Producer Desiree Gruber in Laura Bennett (w/ her husband Kyle MacLachlan) Give it up for Laura B., y’all! This...

Let’s rip on some celebrities! Remember, they’re all too thin and too rich so they deserve it. Blake Lively in Versace Fall 2009 Model: Vlada Roslyakova Yawn. Some interest around the armhole there but we never understand why starlets insist on wearing a dress that matches the...

Badgley Mischka Resort 2009 Collection Beautiful dress, very flattering to her in both silhouette and color. Not too crazy about the brooch, though. Monique Lhuillier Spring 2009 Collection She looks fantastic and a big KUDOS for doing something about the sheer skirt. Mr. and Mrs. Ricky...

Frigging Amazing Race. Give us a break. Well, they didn’t win, but we have pics! Heidi in vintage Dior. She wears red on the red carpet way too often. Granted, she looks good in the color, but then again, she looks good in almost any color. Mix it up, girl. EDIT: We can swear we heard...