Okay, enough crazy shit. Let’s look at some capital-F FASHION, ladies. And as always, if you want to look at some capital-F FASHION, it’s probably a good idea to turn to Miss Lucy Liu. Lucy Liu attends the HBO’s Annual Emmy Awards Post Awards Reception in an Atelier Versace...

As we wind down our coverage of the 2012 Emmys red carpet, we think it’s safe to say that this was a banner year in terms of style. There was a lot of variation in shape and color, instead of the normal lemming-like results of “This year, everyone’s wearing...

Homestretch, bitches. You can DO this!   Amanda Peet in Calvin Klein After seeing… we think it was Kat Dennings in one, we briefly considered tweeting that jeweled headbands were going to be a trend on the Emmys RC after we got a load of Miss Peet. But it appears our instincts to...

Kittens, the boys are boring. You know it’s true. We appreciate that they all mostly put the effort in, but there’s so little variation in male red carpet dressing that there’s almost nothing to talk about here. There are only so many ways to say “Hem your...

Miss Jessica is serving something up; something we see on the red carpet all too rarely: Jessica Pare attends the 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards in a Jason Wu dress paired with Bulgari jewelry and a Christian Louboutin clutch. Elegance. It’s a simple look (in comparison to the many...

We need a ruling, darlings.   Julianne Moore attends the 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards in a Christian Dior couture gown paired with Jimmy Choo shoes and Fred Leighton jewelry. Christian Dior Fall 2012 Couture Collection/Model: Nicole Pollard (OUI) Tom is a (slightly former) redhead...

Moving right along…   Allison Williams in Oscar de la Renta Spring 2013 We said the other day that she tends to dress a little old for her age, but this brilliant green really pops and she looks amazing. Jewelry’s a little half-assed, though.   Anna Chlumsky in custom...

Miss Tina really has come into her own on the red carpet. It was only a couple years back that she had us screaming at our TV, “TINA FEY! What is WRONG with you?!?” But those days seem to be gone forever: Tina Fey attends the 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards in a Vivienne...

Let’s crack our knuckles and DO THIS.   Amy Poehler in Stella McCartney Very much a personal best for her. We think that bustline is both too wide and too low for her, but otherwise, this is a fantastic post-breakup look.   Betsy Brandt in David Meister Signature A little...

We unreservedly loved this the second we saw it, but many, many twitter-peeps vehemently disagreed. Nicole Kidman attends the 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards in an Antonio Berardi dress paired with Fred Leighton jewelry. Antonio Berardi Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Irina Nikolaeva Those...

Hey, Claire Danes! Congrats on your win! Would you mind answering a question for us? What, in your opinion, is the absolute worst silhouette for a pregnant woman?   Claire Danes attends the 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards in a Lanvin dress paired with Barbara Bui sandals and Lorraine...

Dearly beloved, let us start the day off with a prayer.   Lucy Liu attends the 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards in a Versace dress paired with Lorraine Schwartz jewelry and a Giuseppe Zanotti clutch. Versace Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Lindsey Wixson Amen.   Oh, and you WERQ that...

Darlings, there are even MORE pre-Emmys dresses to rip! And these are all nominees, which means they’d cut every other bitch in attendance just to get that bowling trophy in drag!   Amy Poehler in BCBG Max Azria This may be a personal best for her. Nothing like a breakup to get a...

Darlings, it’s no rest for the weary here at T Lo Weariness International. As much as we’d like to rest on the seventh day, we cannot, for it is EMMY DAY, darlings. That means we have a shit-ton of pre-Emmy dresses to rip! Yes! That’s a thing! A pre-Emmy dress! If we all...

Who’s ready to get their SHMEMMYS on? Hit it!   Emily Deschanel From the Mamie Eisenhower Collection at Sears. Jeez, girl. You could have at least tried for some kind of hairstyle with a little more oomph than “Ma Ingalls,” y’know?   Erinn Hayes Fine....

We’ve been singing hosannas at Christina’s general direction for a while now; ever since she woke up one morning and totally figured out how to dress her body – or hired a stylist, which seems more likely. At any rate, we can’t quite hand out the praise on this one....

One last time, celebs! Hit it! Archie Panjabi in Angel Sanchez Is it us or were a lot of the strapless gowns riding pretty low last night? Gorgeous color, though.   Cat Deeley in Monique Lhuillier Enh. We don’t think it does much with her coloring. Christine Baranski This could...

We have one more set of Emmys red carpet looks to run down, but we wanted to single out one gal for being the Look of the Night. Nina Dobrev at the 63rd Annual Primetime Emmy Awards in a Donna Karan gown. Donna Karan Resort 2012 Collection/Model: Juju Ivanyuk Honey, in an endless sea of tight...

We’re on our third cup of coffee and we’re feeling the MOMENTUM, bitches! Get out of our way! Anna Faris Blondes in shimmery golds don’t always work, but we love this on her. The pattern really makes it. Anna Torv in Vera Wang She’s gorgeous and it’s mostly a...

We’re cracking our knuckles and rolling up our sleeves, darlings. Let’s DO this. Amber Riley In terms of fit and silhouette, this is perfect for her. But the color wouldn’t have been our choice and when it’s combined with that hair, it all comes off a bit mature. Amy...

Get your coffee and strap yourselves in, darlings. We have a TON of Emmys red carpet coverage coming your way today. But before we get to the rundowns, we thought we’d single out one of the more discussed looks of the night. There’s a persistent idea that it must be so much fun to...