Miss Emma goes for the Old Hollywood look in W mag, and we have to say, we approve.   Emma Watson covers the June/July issue of W magazine photographed by Michael Thompson and styled by Edward Enninful. On the pressure of having to be a shining example to young girls worldwide: “I...

Darlings, if we never see a gown again after this … well, we’d kinda be out of a job, but still. Suffice it to say, we’re OVER IT. But we’ll see it through, to the bitter end.   Ashley Olsen in Vintage Christian Dior She’s an Olsen twin, which means the...

  Emma Watson, winner of the MTV Trailblazer Award, poses in the press room during the 2013 MTV Movie Awards in a Maxime Simoëns dress paired with Proenza Schouler shoes and Jennifer Meyer jewelry. Maxime Simoëns Fall 2013 Collection Proenza Schouler Spring 2013 Platform Sandal  ...

Hermione gets her trashy-chic on for Brit GQ:   Emma Watson covers the May 2013 issue of GQ UK magazine photographed by Mark Seliger. Ah, the classics never really go out of style: It’s just that it’s sometimes a shock what gets elevated to classic status. Not exactly Audrey...

Darlings, it was yet another Women in Hollywood event! There’s one like every ten minutes! It’s an endless series of consolation prizes for not having as much power as men in Hollywood! Oh, well. At least this one was chock full of A-listers. Let’s judge them at a glance....

We’re fairly rigid on the question of dresses over pants, i.e., no. Absolutely not. Not even for you, Emma Watson.   Emma Watson attends a special screening of ‘The Perks of Being The Wallflower’ in London in Chanel Couture. Christian Dior Fall 2012 Couture...

Since we did a little gasp upon first viewing it, and since we can’t – try as we might – find a thing wrong with it, Miss Emma gets the snaps-up treatment for this one:   Emma Watson makes an appearance on the ‘Late Night with Jimmy Fallon’ show to promote...

Miss Emma must turn to drink every time she reads a headline about her with the words “Grows up” and “Hogwarts” in it.   Emma Watson covers the October 2012 issue of Glamour magazine photographed by Alexei Hay and styled by Anne Christensen. Especially when...

This chick isn’t giving up her pixie cut without a fight.   Emma Watson covers the The New York Times T Style ‘Fall Fashion Issue’ magazine photographed by Alasdair McLellan and styled by Anastasia Barbieri. Then again, if it works, why change it? LOVE these pics. The...

We want to like this; really we do, Miss Ems. Emma Watson attends ‘Struck By Lightning’ Premiere during the 2012 Tribeca Film Festival in NYC in Miu Miu. Because if there’s one consistent complaint we’ve had about you, it’s that you sometimes look a bit too put...

Since the likelihood of us saying something really bitchy later today is, as always, quite high, let’s start the day on a positive note. We’ve ragged on Emma in the past for sometimes relying a bit too much on the precious, twee looks, but even we have to admit she’s built...

Darlings, after so much time spent pointing and laughing at the denizens of the American Music Awards red carpet, let’s stretch the bitchery muscles and check in on some tasteful Brits to see if we can find something wrong with what they’re doing. We are citizens of the...

Emma Watson works wildly different looks for two different Elle covers. Let’s assess. Elle Canada November 2011 Issue photographed by Tom Munro. She, of course, looks adorable here. It would be kind of hard for her not to look adorable. And while we salute Elle Canada for a black and...

We think Hermione is giving us the finger, you guys. Emma Watson attends the “Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 2″ New York Premiere in a Bottega Veneta Fall 2011 gown. Because we recently got all up in her face because we thought she was in a style rut and the cute...

Those adorable little British moppets got themselves all gussied up for their graduation party. Let’s assess how everyone did, shall we? Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson and Rupert Grint attend the “Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows Part 2″ world premiere at Trafalgar Square...

Hermione gets another spread and we have some unasked-for advice to give her. Yves Saint Laurent Fall 2011 Collection/Model: Debora Muller (NATHALIE) Harper’s Bazaar UK August 2011 Issue Editorial “Good Girl Gone Bad?” Photographer: Alexi Lubomirski Stylist: Cathy Kasterine...

Emma Watson straps on the Eyebrows of Death and the Lip Gloss of Polyurethane for Vogue and reminds us for the last time that she’s not Hermione Granger. Vogue July 2011 Issue Editorial: “Emma Watson’s New Day” By Amanda Foreman Photographed by Mario Testino Hair:...

Darlings, we still have plenty of bitchy work to do. We realize it’s a Monday and you may need to mainline coffee just to get through the day, but your services as a bitch are required. Get yourself a Red Bull or something. Ready? Then we’ll begin. Alyson Michalka in Ramy Brook A...

Minions, Emma Watson attended the launch of her Lancôme Trésor Midnight Rose perfume in Paris in an Azzaro dress. It behooves you to form and express opinions about it immediately. Let’s get to work. Azzaro Fall 2011 Collection/Model: Maud Barrandon (WM)   Well, as far as...

  Emma Watson attends ELLE Style Awards 2011 in Hakaan.      Hakaan Spring 2011 Collection Model: Marique Schimmel (WOMEN)    Wow, that’s… We’re not sure… She almost… Okay, kudos to her. She shut our mouths and that’s not an...

Darlings, allow this to serve as a counterpoint to the Grammys red carpet, the theme of which seems to have been “LOOK AT MY LEGS, WORLD! CAN YOU SEE MY LADY BITS TOO? MAYBE!” Emma Watson in Valentino Spring 2011 Couture It’s pretty, if a little dull, color-wise. Everyone...