Darlings, celebrities clawed their way out of their holes in the ground and made their way to toward the light, in the hope that once they got there, someone would hand them an award. Let us judge them.   Aimee Garcia Terrible color for her.   Angelina Jolie in Jenny Packham...

  Amy Poehler in Naeem Khan We’re not loving the color on her, but it’s such an improvement over her normal choices that we’ll shut up about it.   Connie Britton in Vintage [as in, Salvation Army  Vintage] Y’know, if you want to flout the conventions that...

Because making celebrities cry is Job One here at T Lo Making Celebrities Cry Institute, Ltd.   Berenice Bejo in Elie Saab  Very pretty color; kinda shapeless; wrong shoes.   Charlize Theron in Azzedine Alaïa  Outside of Dior commercials, she doesn’t bring enough drama to her...

Can’t slow down now! This Bitchtrain is ROLLING. Hop on! Ana Gasteyer  We will be kind, say, “That’s not your dress,” and leave it at that, Ana.   Ashley Benson in Alice + Olivia Cute. Precious bordering on twee, but she’s young and it suits her.   Busy...

Darlings, it was the 2011 National Board of Review Awards in NYC and the stars all tried their damnedest to look chic and stylish instead of tacky and attention-seeking. Seriously, it’s interesting how there’s a sort of style hierarchy to awards season. Everyone’s going to...

Hey, you two lovebirds and, not coincidentally, co-stars of an upcoming mega-budget movie! We don’t care if your suspiciously emotive promenade before the cameras here is staged and styled. We don’t even care if your entire romance is a publicist-generated career move. You both...

How cute are these little lovebirds?   Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield strolling in New York City. Rag & Bone Varsity Jacket MaxMara Camel Hair Coat Suddenly we find ourselves wanting dark red pants and a varsity jacket. We’re such suggestible sorts. Feel free to join us by...

We have such a love-hate relationship with Emma and her style choices. Sometimes she nails it (but not enough), sometimes she looks like she couldn’t care less, and sometimes she looks like she’s trying, but falling short of the fabulous mark. We don’t know where this one...

Kittens, it was the 15th Annual Hollywood Film Awards Gala presented by Starz at The Beverly Hilton Hotel! Because Hollywood can’t go 20 minutes without giving someone an award! Let’s see how our celebrities did.   Amber Heard in Roksanda Ilincic We love the colors here, but...

Oh Miss Emma. You’re going to make us wag our fingers at you again. And we just gave you a WERQ! shoutout the other day. Tsk. Emma Stone attends the Giorgio Armani/Vanity Fair private dinner in Los Angeles, California in a Giorgio Armani dress. Giorgio Armani Spring 2012...

We feel like we’ve been pretty hard on Emma lately. Sweetie, if you’re reading this, it was only said out of love. We just want the best for you, dear. And by “best,” we mean “ensembles that we prefer.” So in the interests of getting you to dry your tears,...

We’re a little torn over Emma Stone’s dress, you guys. Emma Stone attends the UK premiere of “The Help” in London, England in a Luca Luca dress paired with Brian Atwood shoes. Luca Luca Spring 2012 Collection It’s undoubtedly dramatic and head-turning, right? But...

If we were Emma Stone’s best gay pals, we know exactly how we’d react if she came out in front of photographers looking like this: Emma Stone at “The Help” Photocall during 37th Deauville American Film Festival in France. We’d shout “SWEETIE, NO!!!!”...

Darlings, it’s a holiday here in America but that doesn’t mean our international Bitter Kittens (as well as our American Bitter Kittens with no plans for the day) should go without our bitchery. Let’s do another red carpet rundown of various film festival looks, shall we?...

Darlings, it was the premiere of “The Help,” held at The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences Samuel Goldwyn Theater in Beverly Hills, and the stars of the film were out in force. Y’know, we can’t really let an opportunity to express an opinion go by, and in the...

We feel bad for what we did to Emma yesterday. Of course, it wasn’t our fault she was dressed like a deranged clown/Avon lady. We’re merely the bitches who opinionated on that disastrous look. Since she has no doubt spent most of the last day crying into her pillow over how mean...

It’s times like these when we really feel like we’re doing God’s work here by bitching at unseen stylists for falling down on the job. Because when a girl as pretty as Emma Stone goes out in public in a multi-thousand dollar borrowed outfit chosen for her by a...

Emma Stone gives both great face and great bod on the cover of Vanity Fair and suddenly, we want to head to the beach and look fabulous. Emma Stone covers the august issue of Vanity Fair in a striped bikini by Marc by Marc Jacobs photographed by Patrick Demarchelier. Marc by Marc Jacobs...

Poodles, the celebrity hair-watching corner of the internet EXPLODED with excitement when Emma Stone dyed her hair red last week. We don’t blame them. The girl looks completely different depending on her hair color. She’d make a great fugitive from the law. Or a superhero with a...

Second verse, same as the first, kittens! Round 2! Electric Boogaloo! This time it’s personal! Alicia Keys in Givenchy Alicia apparently rode through the streets of Manhattan on a horse, side-saddle, fighting off orcs with a sword. Sweetie, we’re enjoying Game of Thrones too, but...

If the Oscars are Hollywood’s prom, then the parties afterward are Hollywood’s Sophomore Dance, when every celeb with a publicist comes crawling out of their holes, straps on some shit-ugly clothes, and parties their ass off for the night, having no idea how ridiculous they look....