Emma Roberts attends the pre-Met Ball special screening of ‘The Great Gatsby’ in New York City in a Jonathan Saunders sleeveless gown paired with a Christian Louboutin clutch, Jimmy Choo heels, and Norman Silverman jewelry. Christian Louboutin Mini Loubi Lula Clutch    ...

Aw, kids. Don’t look so stressed out. We’re not going to judge. Not too harshly, anyway.   Evan Peters and Emma Roberts leave Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood. Could those smiles be any tighter and less sincere? Kids, CALM DOWN. You look FINE. Except… Well, we’re...

Hit it, D-Listers! Oh, we’re just teasing. Hit it, C-Listers!     Anna Paquin in Alexander McQueen The dress is fine, but wow do we ever NOT like her hair. Very aging and matronly. In fact, the whole look strikes us as a bit too serious.     Danai Gurira in Tadashi...

These two are a couple? We suppose, given our jobs, that we should be more up on celebrity gossip, but we’d rather pull our teeth out with pliers than devote too much of our brainspace to it. Not that sitting around discussing celebrity clothing is some sort of grand higher calling, but...

Hi, Emma Roberts!   Emma Roberts shopping in Los Angeles. Since that was the very definition of the “I’m waving but I’m not stopping to say hello” move, we won’t take up any of your time except to say your kicky little red shoes are cute.     Mind...

Emma Roberts attends Narciso Rodriguez Kohl’s Collection Launch Party in New York City. Emma wore a Narciso Rodriguez for Kohls dress paired with an Edie Parker bag, and Christian Louboutin shoes.     [Photo Credit:...

The unveiling of the new pair of sunglasses inspired by and named after you is the one and only time wearing sunglasses on the red carpet doesn’t get you called “full of yourself.”   Emma Roberts attends the Vogue Eyewear and CFDA unveiling of the ‘Emma’...

Come on, you fame addicts! COME AT US! Amber Heard in Zac Posen It’s a standard dress and it’s also kind of a standard Amber Heard/Zac Posen dress. She doesn’t look bad, but it’s all very expected. And we don’t love the color.   Amy Poehler in Fotini Oh, the...

We’ve been totally cranky about the weather lately. We had a winter that was essentially an extended autumn that blurred into spring, and then as soon as we were officially in spring, the weather turned unexpectedly cold. Worse are those days that start off cold, get hot in the middle,...

Coachella! The music festival that also doubles as a red carpet! Is it fair to bitch about what the celebs are wearing here? Who gives a shit?   Diane Kruger Wait. Didn’t they break up? Or is that some guy who just happens to look a lot like Joshua Jackson? And if so, isn’t...

Isn’t that just the way of things? Ninety-nine times out of a hundred, if you show us a picture of Emma on the red carpet, we’re gonna hate how she’s styled. We just never think the gal gets it right. But as is so often the case, the ones who can’t master the formal...

Darlings, it was Salvatore Ferragamo’s Signorina Fragrance Launch in New York City and of course, everyone showed up wearing Salvatore Ferragamo. We really hate it when they get cute with the backdrop. We’re sure this looked great in person, but when you put a print dress in front of it...

Every once in a while, we take the voting as to the INness or OUTness of a particular look out of the hands of our minions. There are times when a couple of bitchy gay bloggers just have to take a stand on the important things.   Emma Roberts attends the Brazilian Style celebration at...

Come on, girl. Show Aunt Julia how to do it. Emma Roberts attends the Salvatore Ferragamo Women’s Resort 2012 Collection show in NYC in a Salvatore Ferragamo dress, of course. Salvatore Ferragamo Fall 2011 Collection/Model: Isabeli Fontana Salvatore Ferragamo Fall 2011 Collection [not...

Precious unborn fawns, it’s Friday and it’s June, so let’s just give a bunch of red carpet also-rans the once-around and get the hell out of here, shall we? Onetwothree…GO!   Courtney Love attends the ‘Hogan And Big Bambu’ Cocktail Party in Venice,...

Darlings, two stars came out for the “Pirates of the Caribbean XIX: More Piratey!” movie premiere at Disneyland! Plus a bunch of contractually obligated D-listers showed up too! And Jodie Foster stopped by in between errands! Let’s point and laugh.   Penelope Cruz in...

Darlings, it was the prom night of the fashion world, as anybody who’s anybody descended on  New York City with their stomachs sucked in and in their very best borrowed finery. We’ve got a LOT of ground to cover, so get your coffee and let’s get started. Amy Adams in...

Darlings, it was the “Scream 4″ world premiere at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre in Hollywood and the style directive was clear: everyone must wear shitty, boring dresses. Aimee Teegarden in Emporio Armani We’ve seen more exciting lamp shades in Target. Alison Brie in Paule...

  Vanessa Hudgens in Jenny Packham Spring 2011 Too old for her; too big for her. If you can’t have the dress hemmed and you’re trailing a foot of fabric because you’re not model-tall, don’t wear the dress. And when we say “too old” for her, we...

Abbie Cornish in Elie Saab   We like the dress, which is appropriately dramatic, but the Ruth Buzzi hair has got to go.   Anderson Cooper   He looks adorable but his pants are too long.   Anika Noni Rose   RuPaul would say she’s bringing realness. We think she...

Vanity Fair continues to host the most oddly named parties with the Vanity Fair Campaign Hollywood 2011 – Richard Mille Toasts Fox Searchlight Films party held at Bar Marmont in Hollywood. The invites must have been the size of a legal pad to fit all that in. Onward, fabulous soldiers....