Darlings, it was that BAFTAs! That wacky British awards ceremony where they all use the “loo” and spell “realize” with an s! Let’s rip their dresses anyway!   Alycia Lane  A pretty great dress poorly served by bland shoes and a necklace that doesn’t go...

Hamptons Batman gets a much-deserved spot on the cover of FLARE magazine: Revenge‘s Emily VanCamp covers the March 2012 issue of Canadian fashion magazine FLARE in a dress by Emilio Pucci, earrings by Dolce & Gabbana, and a ring by Clara Kasavina photographed by Chris Nicholls. They...

No time for talk, ladies! Hop on the bitchtrain!   Aleksa Palladino At this point, we’re starting to think ladystars wear these bland lace dresses because they’re hoping to blend in. To which we say, “It’s a red carpet, honey. Blending in is for losers and...

Did Elizabeth get a new stylist? Because she’s always been a fairly underwhelming presence on the red carpet, but she’s really turning it out lately.   Elizabeth Banks attends the premiere of  ”Man on a Ledge’” in Los Angeles in an Emilio Pucci dress paired with Christian...

No time for niceties and foreplay, darlings! Let’s GET TO IT!   Amanda Peet in Marc Jacobs Enh. There’s such a thing as being too tiered. And the length is awkward.   Andie MacDowell in David Meister She’s had the same hairstyle for over 20 years, but we...

Don’t you just love awards season, darlings? So many bad choices, so little time to point them out. Ahna O’Reilly  We’re almost sorry we used this joke yesterday, because it applies equally as well here: she looks like she’s wearing the lining to a much prettier dress....

T Lo just can’t stop celebrating VH1′s Divas Celebrates Soul, darlings. Let’s all judge what the self-proclaimed divas wore on stage, shall we? Mary J. Blige Okay, maybe that last outfit’s not quite as friendly to her as she hoped, but she doesn’t need us telling...

Someone needs to accompany this gal to the red carpet and, just before she’s ready to hit the step-and-repeat, take her by the shoulders, look her in the eyes, and say, “For god’s sake, calm down when you’re out there.” Paula Patton attends the premiere of...

Darlings, what better way to close out the first day of the work week than by watching someone pretty in the throes of ennui? Let’s all watch Rosie get her Betty Draper on in the 2012 Resort collections. Pop a Miltown and enjoy, darlings. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in an editorial titled...

We GET IT, Lea.   Lea Michele on “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno” in Emilio Pucci. You’re TOTALLY HOT. Your inability to go out in a dress that isn’t: a) sheer, b) uterus-length (see above), or c) sternum-baring, has ensured that lots of people are reminded of...

We will never understand the heavily flogged idea that this woman is a fashionista. Sienna Miller attends the Lancel celebration of ’135 Years Of French Legerete’ Hosted By Sienna Miller in Paris. Jesus, Mary, and Oprah. It’s like she needed to escape from The Russian Tea...

Lorenzo has fallen in love with J Lo. You have to understand, for many years she occupied a spot on his Celebrity Hate List (and don’t you dare sniff; you have one, even if you won’t admit it), somewhere between Julia Roberts and Reese Witherspoon and the very sight of her on our...

Darlings, it was the 59th Annual BMI Country Awards and we’re struck by how there were 58 previous installments and yet we’ve never heard of them! Hit it, cowgirls!   Carrie Underwood It’s a little too Kardashian Kollection at Sears, but it’s not a bad dress....

There’s almost no point in playing Pretend Stylist with the latest sandals, you guys. You know why? Because stylists and starlets are notoriously gun shy when it comes to shoes and subsequently, the red carpets of the world are trod upon by an endless parade of nude pumps or black...

Darlings, let’s talk clutches. Specifically, let’s talk spring 2012 clutches. Like any good and stylish gay, we swoon over a killer clutch, so it would be impossible for us to pick our favorites here. You are encouraged to do so. You are also encouraged to play along with our...

Kittens, it was the 15th Annual Hollywood Film Awards Gala presented by Starz at The Beverly Hilton Hotel! Because Hollywood can’t go 20 minutes without giving someone an award! Let’s see how our celebrities did.   Amber Heard in Roksanda Ilincic We love the colors here, but...

Get your coffee and strap yourselves in, darlings. We have a TON of Emmys red carpet coverage coming your way today. But before we get to the rundowns, we thought we’d single out one of the more discussed looks of the night. There’s a persistent idea that it must be so much fun to...

It’s an unexpectedly pissy day here as we look out at the grounds of T Lo Estates. Unexpected, because we weren’t paying attention to the forecast, and pissy because it’s been dark and humid and rainy all day, which is in turn making us both dark and moody. We might have...

Closing the day with a final shot of pretty, here’s Freida Pinto, burning a hole in the camera’s lens for the cover of InStyle UK: Freida Pinto featured in the September 2011 issue of InStyle UK Photographed by Alan Gelati.   On her role in Rise of The Planet of the Apes:...

Darlings, it was the BAFTA “Brits To Watch” event, held at the Belasco Theatre in Los Angeles, California, which we think should have been titled “Brits to Watch – And Then Say Something Bitchy about Their Clothes,” but no one ever listens to us. In the interest...

Hermione gets another spread and we have some unasked-for advice to give her. Yves Saint Laurent Fall 2011 Collection/Model: Debora Muller (NATHALIE) Harper’s Bazaar UK August 2011 Issue Editorial “Good Girl Gone Bad?” Photographer: Alexi Lubomirski Stylist: Cathy Kasterine...