Elton John Oscar Party 2013 Red Carpet Rundown Feb26

Elton John Oscar Party 2013 Red Carpet Rundown

Hit it, D-Listers! Oh, we’re just teasing. Hit it, C-Listers!     Anna Paquin in Alexander McQueen The dress is fine, but wow do we ever NOT like her hair. Very aging and matronly. In fact, the whole look strikes us as a bit too serious.     Danai Gurira in Tadashi...

After-Oscars 2013: Heidi Klum in Julien MacDonald Feb26

After-Oscars 2013: Heidi Klum in Julien MacDonald

Guten Tag, Titsen!   Heidi Klum attends the 2013 Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party in a Julien MacDonald plunging v-neck gown accessorized with Lorraine Schwartz jewelry. Julien MacDonald Fall 2013 Collection It is HILARIOUS to consider the runway look next to this...

Elton John AIDS Foundation’s Oscar Party – Part TWO Feb28

Elton John AIDS Foundation’s Oscar Party – Part TWO

Hit it again, attention hos!   Adam Lambert Cleans up well.   Ahna O’Reilly in Randi Rahm Kinda disco-meets-geometry fabulous.   Anne Heche in Dolce & Gabbana Not a bad gown, but it’s a little limp and sad-looking. And the color’s not her friend.  ...

Elton John AIDS Foundation’s Oscar Party – Part ONE Feb27

Elton John AIDS Foundation’s Oscar Party – ...

Darlings, it was the GAYEST party that ever gay-partied! Which means “taste” was NOT a consideration! Let’s all form opinions on the outrageous tackiness on display, shall we?   Anika Noni Rose Y’know, it’s funny? The last couple of times we saw her on the...

Elton John AIDS Foundation Oscar Party – Part 2 Mar01

Elton John AIDS Foundation Oscar Party – Part 2

Anne Heche   We can’t tell if this is a dress or a jumpsuit. Either way, it gets a thumbs up just because this is the cleanest and most polished we’ve seen her look in a long time. She usually looks like she’s been up for 72 hours in the same dress. However, if this IS...

Elton John AIDS Foundation Oscar Party – Part 1 Mar01

Elton John AIDS Foundation Oscar Party – Part 1

Ashley Bell in Catherine Deane   So bland it’s practically invisible.       Ashley Tisdale in Jenny Packham Spring 2011 Ditto. Chaka Khan Chaka Khan let us tell you what we wanna do; we’ll take you in our arms and fill you with our charms later. FIRST thing we...