Kittens, here’s your end-of-the-day pretty. Well. The clothes are pretty, anyway. The concept, we can’t quite sign off on. Those Italian fashion editors just love pushing buttons, don’t they? Just look at the pretty clothes.   Editorial titled “Pastel...

Here’s a shot of mid-day Monday pretty to keep you going, darlings.   Emily Blunt covers the May 2012 issue of ELLE UK magazine photographed by Thomas Schenk and styled by Natalie Wansbrough-Jones. If your day is already getting away from you, just lean back or put your arm over...

We love it when our little obsessions collide for us. Smash’s Katharine McPhee and Megan Hilty get the Joe Zee treatment in the latest issue of ELLE magazine.   Bottega Veneta Spring 2012 Collection Bottega Veneta Spring 2012 Collection Jason Wu Spring 2012 Collection Christian...

Darlings, the Olsens got the gowns-and-airbrush treatment for Elle UK. We refuse to put any effort into identifying either of them. Thankfully, Elle UK considered lazy shits like us when composing the covers. We are to assume then, that this is the Ashley, right? Killer dress and great...

You bitches better love us. Because, while we’re used to meeting reality show contestants, having drinks with them, and then turning around and criticizing them on our blog, we’re not at all used to it when it comes to fashion editors and stylists that we know. Even worse when...

Oh, we just love this. ELLE magazine has an editorial titled “Pulp Fiction” starring all the ladies from Ryan Murphy’s popular shows (Glee and American Horror Story): Lea Michele, Dianna Agron, Kate Mara, Naya Rivera, Jayma Mays, Taissa Farmiga, Connie Britton, Heather...

Looks like Reese felt it was time for an image shakeup. Reese Witherspoon featured in the February 2012 issue of ELLE magazine photographed by Carter Smith and styled by Mario Grauso. That doesn’t even look like her. At first glance, it looks like an Olsen twin. She even sounds a little...

We initially rejected the idea of featuring these pictures here. “Aren’t we all just a bit Fanning’d out?” we asked the sky. “Didn’t we just put an Elle Fanning editorial up? Do we need a Fanning/Elle followup?” Dakota Fanning featured in the February...

True story: We’ve been sitting on this post for days now. Not because it’s explosive or that it required a lot of work, but because Tom was somewhat agressively ambivalent about featuring her. He doesn’t hate her, the way half the internet seems to, but…...

In honor of tonight’s episode of Work of Art, let’s check in on the most stylish little reality show hostess on the air today, Miss China Chow, whose name should always be written China! Chow! because it just looks right that way, doesn’t it? Anyway, we think the gal can...

Believe it or not, we fought over whether to do this post. We’ve been sniping for two days over it. “Why don’t you want to do that Jessica Biel cover?” yells out Lorenzo, while cleaning the litter box. “I don’t know,” snaps Tom, scrubbing the toilet,...

We suspect the Bitter Kittens don’t really love Michelle the way we do. It seems like every time we post about her, a bunch of the precious unborn fawns of our comments section weigh in on their dislike for her. This doesn’t make us sad because everyone’s got the celebrity...

Oh Mary J. Blige we love you get up. Who better than you to get her diva on for Elle by wrapping herself up in fur and giving face? No one, darling. No one better than you. What becomes a legend most? This’ll do nicely. Yes, this will piss off the anti-fur advocates and we don’t...

Since we did an all-boy red carpet rundown yesterday, it’s time for the ladies to take center stage, wouldn’t you say? Compare and contrast. At the Scream Awards, the look for men was pretty much “frat boy,” whereas at ELLE’s 18th Annual Women in Hollywood...

Emma Watson works wildly different looks for two different Elle covers. Let’s assess. Elle Canada November 2011 Issue photographed by Tom Munro. She, of course, looks adorable here. It would be kind of hard for her not to look adorable. And while we salute Elle Canada for a black and...

Gwyneth Paltrow is featured in the September 2011 issue of ELLE , photographed by Carter Smith and styled by T Lo personal favorite, Mr. Joe Zee. Let’s all form an Opinion Circle. [Burberry Cashmere Tunic] Julien Macdonald Fall 2011 Collection On getting support from Beyoncé on her...

My goodness, kittens. We need a break from the red carpets and the runways and the reality TV for a moment. It’s all so frantic and attention-seeking and we are delicate little Hummel figurines in the face of such an onslaught. We need to center ourselves and find our inner calm blue...

It’s Friday in July and you’re probably cranky because you’re in work, just counting down the endless minutes. You know what you need? Pretty celebrities dry humping in designer clothes, that’s what! Strapless stretch crepe dress from Lanvin. Cotton shirt, wool tie,...

Poodles, the celebrity hair-watching corner of the internet EXPLODED with excitement when Emma Stone dyed her hair red last week. We don’t blame them. The girl looks completely different depending on her hair color. She’d make a great fugitive from the law. Or a superhero with a...

Rachel McAdams got herself all dolled up (by none other than Mr. Joe Zee) for the cover of Elle. We are confused by her pose. ELLE June 2011 Issue Editorial: “The Romantic” Photographed by Alexei Hay Styled by: Joe Zee Did she dislocate her shoulder or something? And why does she...

Darlings, Cameron graced two versions of the ELLE UK cover and we’re partial to the one where she doesn’t flash her panties. UK ELLE June 2011 Issue Editorial: “She Who Dares” Photographer: Jan Welters Stylist: Sasa Thomann We’re feeling uncharacteristically...