Miss Emma is betting her bottom dollar that tomorrow, there’ll be sun, but we’re not sure we’re sold on this look:   Emma Stone attends ELLE’s 19th Annual Women In Hollywood Celebration in Beverly Hills, California in a Valentino dress accessorized with a...

Kittens, it’s time once again to ask the question that all man-lovers must face:   ¿Quién es más macho?     Is it:   Colin Farrell for Details Magazine     Or perhaps:   Scott Speedman for ELLE Canada Man     Or should you go with a Classic?...

Miss Octavia looks sexy and adorable on the cover of ELLE and we have nothing to add to that. Octavia Spencer covers the November 2012 issue of ELLE Magazine photographed by Thomas Whiteside. How freaking cute is that smile? “Early on I had to stand up to a producer – I won’t say...

Haillee Steinfeld, it’s time to face it like a woman. The Bitter Kittens are going to have their say. We ask you, darlings…   Hailee Steinfeld attends ELLE & Sundance Channel celebrating ‘All On The Line With Joe Zee’ in West Hollywood in a Mary Katrantzou...

A very smooth and slightly Uncanny Valley version of Brit lands on the cover of ELLE:   Britney Spears covers the October 2012 issue of ELLE magazine photographed by Alexi Lubomirski and styled by Joe Zee.  And while the face looks iffy (from a realism perspective), we’ve gotta...

Oh, the things you can get away with on the cover of a fashion magazine.   Gwen Stefani covers the October 2012 issue of ELLE UK magazine photographed by Matt Irwin in designs by Peter Pilotto and McQ Alexander McQueen. Peter Pilotto Fall 2012 Collection McQ Alexander McQueen Fall 2012...

Darlings, as the days start to get a little shorter, are you feeling all autumnal and shit? Or are you doing everything you can to pretend that summer will last forever and you will always be exactly as young as you are right now? There are two types of people: those who make simplistic...

Lately, it seems like we’ve been cast – much against our will, mind you – as the Grumpy Gay Uncles, harrumphing at every under-18 starlet for dressing too old. In our defense, we’re harrumphing because these little girls look frumpy, not slutty. To be perfectly honest,...

Like a Grinch’s heart when he hears Whos singing, Katy Perry’s eyes grew ten sizes larger on the cover of Elle.   Katy Perry covers the September 2012 issue of ELLE magazine photographed by Carter Smith and styled by Joe Zee. Hair by Renato Campora. Makeup by Jake Bailey....

One of T Lo’s favorite fierce red carpet goddesses get’s the cover treatment and we are more than a little confused.   Rosie Huntington-Whiteley covers the September 2012 issue of ELLE UK magazine photographed by David Vasiljevic. Is it us, or is that an amazingly...

Here are some very pretty pictures of very pretty Mila wearing very pretty dresses. Now watch us criticize.   Mila Kunis covers the latest issue of ELLE UK magazine photographed by Doug Inglish and styled by Leith Clark. Hair: Luke Hersheson. Makeup: Tracey Levy. Christian Dior Fall 2012...

Like clockwork, Katie’s big glamorous magazine cover drops. Why, we’d almost believe this entire episode has been as planned out as your average royal wedding or Oscars ceremony. Almost, darlings. Tank top from Tom Ford, $750. Stretch wool trousers from Holmes & Yang, $1,150....

Selena pulls out a pair of Mickey Mouse ears and lights them on fire, figuratively speaking.   Selena Gomez is featured in the July 2012 issue of ELLE magazine photographed by Carter Smith and styled by Joe Zee. Dolce&Gabbana Fall 2012 Collection Yves Saint Laurent Fall 2012...

Oh, we could go on about how ELLE UK made history by featuring a man on its cover in support of the summer Olympics or we could just copy and paste something like… “David Beckham is a national hero,’ ELLE Editor in Chief Lorraine Candy said. ‘He is an icon and Elle is known for...

ELLE Sweden June 2012 Issue Editorial: “Light of the Lights” Photographer: Julia Hetta Stylist: Mattias Karlsson Model: Hedvig Palm Darlings, here’s your pretty for the day, a quietly sophisticated editorial from those exotic people in the land of IKEA. We’re tired and...

Elle UK, some copy seems to have dropped off your June cover accidentally.   Kristen Stewart covers the June 2012 issue of ELLE UK magazine in Jil Sander. Because we’re pretty sure that’s supposed to read: KRISTEN STEWART INSIDE HER WORLD OF REALLY UNFLATTERING HAIRSTYLES...

Kittens, sometimes, giving good face can overcome even the most unattractive of dresses. Cobie? Would you like to demonstrate?   Cobie Smulders covers the latest issue of ELLE Canada magazine photographed by Giuliano Bekor in a Stella McCartney dress. Stella McCartney Spring 2012...

RiRi straps on her bitchface (and Atelier Versace) for the cover of Elle.   Rihanna covers the April 2012 issue of ELLE France magazine photographed by Tom Munro and styled by Joe Zee. Hair: Ursula Stephen. Makeup: Mylah Morales. Atelier Versace Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Sigrid Agren...

Darlings, here’s your pretty for the day; a colorful editorial with some great looks, an interesting model, and a really dumb name. Do try not to focus too much on the latter, won’t you? Enjoy. Marni Spring 2012 Collection/La Fée Maraboutée Spring 2012 Collection ELLE Canada May...

We often hear complaining that magazines utilize actresses (especially for the covers) way more than they do models. It’s a valid complaint but we’ve been told by people in the industry that an actress on a fashion mag cover will guarantee as much as 25% more in sales. But...

Ri straps on the Versace and Armani and shoots her critics in the face. Rihanna featured in the May 2012 issue of ELLE magazine photographed by Tom Munro and styled by Joe Zee.   On her breakup with Chris Brown: “It gave me guns. I was like, well, fuck. They know more about me than I...