We would like nothing more than to spare Miss Elle the horrors of having the public vote on her outfit, but action simply must be taken, kittens.   Elle Fanning attends the premiere of “We Bought a Zoo” in New York City in Louis Vuitton. Louis Vuitton Spring 2012 Collection...

This little chickie just looks adorable, no?   Elle Fanning attends the 2011 Children of Chernobyl’s Children At Heart gala in New York City, NY in a vintage dress paired with Christian Louboutin shoes. Cute and age-appropriate, but chic and timeless at the same time. You WERQ that...

Even though some of the facial expressions border on creepy, there’s something very pretty and iconic about these pictures; like they depict the essence of young sisterhood; trying on clothes and whispering secrets. We hate to sound like Oldie McOlderson (and in our defense, we’re...

Kittens, it was the 15th Annual Hollywood Film Awards Gala presented by Starz at The Beverly Hilton Hotel! Because Hollywood can’t go 20 minutes without giving someone an award! Let’s see how our celebrities did.   Amber Heard in Roksanda Ilincic We love the colors here, but...

Hot on the heels of Hailee Steinfeld selling Prada to grown women, Elle Fanning takes her turn in front of the camera as the latest barely post-tween to play dressup for big money. Elle Fanning for Marc by Marc Jacobs Fall 2011 Ad Campaign photographed by Juergen Teller. The pictures are...

Brace yourselves, kittens. It’s going to be one couture show look after another here at the T Lo International Celebrity Judging Institute today. Elle Fanning attends the Chanel Haute Couture Fall 2011 show in a head-to-toe look by Chanel, bien sur. Chanel Spring 2009 Couture...

The Fanning publicity train keeps chugging along and Elle’s not giving up one second of her coming out party. If you’re Fanning’d out, make it more fun by picturing this week as an extended flashback sequence in a Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?-style drama that shows just...

Now look. Don’t get pissed at us for Fanning overload; that’s just how the celebrity world works. People who have projects coming out dominate the entertainment and fashion media in the months leading up to it and while the project is still selling tickets. So don’t blame us...

We usually reserve the WERQ posts for ladies who have rocky red carpet pasts, but she barely has a past at all and we can’t really recall any disasters. Like big sis Dakota, she’s always been a presentable and put-together young lady. With this outfit we get the impression...

Darlings, we still have plenty of bitchy work to do. We realize it’s a Monday and you may need to mainline coffee just to get through the day, but your services as a bitch are required. Get yourself a Red Bull or something. Ready? Then we’ll begin. Alyson Michalka in Ramy Brook A...

Darlings, it was the 13th Annual Young Hollywood Awards in Los Angeles, because you’ve got to get the little nippers started early on their acceptance speeches. We’ve got a LOT of red carpet to cover today, so we’re doing this rapid-fire. Strap yourselves in. Aimee Teegarden...

Second verse, same as the first, kittens! Round 2! Electric Boogaloo! This time it’s personal! Alicia Keys in Givenchy Alicia apparently rode through the streets of Manhattan on a horse, side-saddle, fighting off orcs with a sword. Sweetie, we’re enjoying Game of Thrones too, but...

Super stars. W Magazine February 2011 Issue Editorial: “Best Perfomances” By Lynn Hirschberg Photographs by Inez van Lamsweerde and Vinoodh Matadin Styled by Melanie Ward Portfolio designed by Lee Swillingham and Stuart Spalding at Suburbia What a fun editorial. W dressed up a...

  Amy Adams in Carolina Herrera in Spring 2011 “Meh” is officially over, so we will not say “meh.” Starting now. It’s a nice enough dress, but we’re kind of bored with Amy Adams and her nice enough dresses. She’s too young, pretty, and famous to...