We appreciate the thinking behind this one: Elizabeth Banks attends the 2013 Met Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City in an Atelier Versace dress paired with Brian Atwood sandals. Atelier Versace Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Vika Falileeva (VIVA) Brian Atwood Ankle...
Elizabeth Banks in “Catching Fire” in McQue...Elizabeth Banks as Effie Trinket in an Alexander McQueen dress from the Fall 2012 collection in the new ‘The Hunger Games: Catching Fire’ poster. The new movie is set to hit theaters on Friday, November 22nd. Alexander McQueen Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Romee Strijd (VIVA) ... Vanity Fair Oscars 2013 Party Red Carpet RundownWe’re winding down our 2013 Oscars coverage darlings. What do you say we all go out with a bang of judgmentalism? Allison Williams in Valentino Pretty. It’s maybe a little too plain for an Oscar party, but she works these sorts of stark, socialite looks well. It’s... Elizabeth Banks Gets the BootOh, Lizzy. What happened, hon? You’re so good at putting together (or paying the right people to put together) sassy little outfits for you, but this just looks awkward as hell: Elizabeth Banks attends The Breeders’ Cup World Championships in Arcadia, California. The dress... “Pitch Perfect” Premiere Red CarpetYou know what we love about this red carpet? It’s for what looks to us like a total chick flick and the cast ladies all dressed the hell up. Sort of a “We’re dressing for ourselves and not to look more fuckable” message. Attagirls. Anna Camp in Marchesa... Atelier Versace Fall 2012 Front RowCelebrities attend the Atelier Versace Fall 2012 show at the Ritz hotel in Paris. Since we’re jealous that we weren’t there, let’s rip their outfits to shreds. With love, of course. Christina Hendricks in Atelier Versace Spring 2012 Good Christ. Look, we’re just... Elizabeth Banks in Jill StuartOkay, sure. This is really cute. Elizabeth Banks celebrates the release of “People Like Us’” in NYC in a Jill Stuart dress paired with Barbara Bui pumps and Pippa Small earrings. Jill Stuart Resort 2012 Collection Barbara Bui Suede Color-Block Pump In a “my... Elizabeth Banks in House of HollandHow freaking adorable is this look? Elizabeth Banks makes an appearance on “Good Morning America” in a House of Holland dress paired with Brian Atwood Pumps. House of Holland Fall 2012 Collection Brian Atwood ‘Hamper’ Pump Charlie Brown’s mom is a MILF, you guys.... Pairs Division: Banks and PineElizabeth Banks and Chris Pine attend screening and after-party of “People Like Us” in New York City. Elizabeth Banks wore an Elie Saab dress paired with an Edie Parker clutch, Pierre Hardy sandals and Cartier Jewelry. Elie Saab Fall 2012 Collection Chris Pine wore Brunello... In or Out: Elizabeth Banks in Elie SaabSometimes, a gal can just come off like she’s trying way too hard. Consider: Elizabeth Banks attends the 2012 MTV Movie Awards in an Elie Saab jumpsuit paired with Ruthie Davis shoes and a Lulu Guinness clutch. Elie Saab Fall 2012 Collection Lulu Guinness ‘Lips’ Clutch... Elizabeth Banks in West HollywoodRare is the instance when we will voice any sort of sympathy for celebrities, but man, it must SUCK to be met with a wall of photographers after a night out. Back off, you lecherous wolves. Can’t you see she’s concentrating very hard just to get one foot in front of the other... In or Out: Elizabeth Banks in Peter PilottoLizzie Banks has been having quite the little fashionista year. She grabbed onto that Hunger Games publicity train and refused to let go, showing up in outfits that ranged from jaw-dropping to eminently discussable for the press tour, ensuring that, even when surrounded by fresh-faced... Met Gala 2012 Red Carpet Part 2We’re on round 2 (and cup 3) and there’s no end in sight, bitches! Please keep your hands on the safety bar! Abbie Cornish We get the distinct impression this is a dress that photographs badly. It just kinda sits there. Allison Williams in Ralph Lauren Surprisingly standard... White House Correspondents’ Dinner Red CarpetLet’s DO THIS, bitches! Whore Prom is GO! Alicia Keys in Diane von Furstenberg It’s not bad, but it’s a bit casual and off-season. Sure, it’s been a bit chilly on the East Coast this week but this doesn’t look very late-April appropriate to us. Anna... Elizabeth Banks in Peter PilottoOh, Miss Elizabeth. You’ve been suckered by a dress. Elizabeth Banks attends “The Five Year Engagement” premiere party in NYC in a Peter Pilotto dress. Peter Pilotto Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Janice Alida And we don’t blame you, because really, this dress is pretty... WERQ: Elizabeth Banks in Andrew GnYes, we said we were gonna take a slight break from all the Hunger Games poledancing, but dammit, this dress is ridiculously cute on her. Elizabeth Banks attends the Restoration Hardware Spring 2012 Launch in LA in an Andrew Gn dress. Andrew Gn Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Amanda Ware... The Hunger Games Germany PremiereIf this gaggle of famewhores doesn’t get the weekend off from their poledancing, then why should we get the weekend off from being judgmental bitches, amirite? Line ‘em up! Because two of them got it right and the other two need to look to the two who got it right for guidance.... The Hunger Games Paris PhotocallYou can’t avoid it, darlings! The Hunger Games blitzkrieg is happening whether you want it to or not so get on board or get out of the way! Actually, these kids look like they could take a break from it all themselves. It’s too early for burnout, kids! Strap a smile on your face... The Hunger Games London Premiere Red CarpetYou can’t avoid it, darlings! The Hunger Games juggernaut eventually devours everyone in its path. It’s best to just accept it. The good news is it’s going to give us all plenty of opportunities to be judgmental about how celebrities dress. And isn’t that what... The Hunger Games LA Premiere Red CarpetDarlings, it was the biggest motion picture event since the last really big motion picture event! The Hunger Games premiere! The first in a series of DOZENS, no doubt. Which is good for some of these kids, because they clearly need some assistance on the style front. We promise this is the... 2012 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Red Carpet – Part ON...Darlings, it was the Vanity Fair Oscar party! Where people who weren’t invited to the main event get dressed up and people who were invited to the main event get dressed down! Let’s judge! Abbie Cornish in Tommy Hilfiger Simple and perfect. Amy Adams in Vivienne Westwood... |