No awards ceremony that dubs Justin Bieber the Artist of the Year deserves a moment of consideration, but there are dresses to rip, so we feel compelled to offer bitchy, drive-by assessments, darlings. Hit it, chanteuses and contractually obligated ABC stars!   Brandy  Uh… no....

Get your coffee and allons-y! It’s time to make some celebrities CRY!   Alyson Hanningan in Alice + Olivia The dress is okay (but probably a little short on her). What really make us want to hug her are the silver peeptoe platform pumps because they’re not black peeptoe...