Fan Bingbing in Elie Saab at Cannes

Fan Bingbing attends the premiere of ‘Jeune et Jolie’ during the 66th Cannes International Film Festival in an Elie Saab couture gown accessorized with an Elie Saab clutch lined with Swarovski crystals and Chopard jewelry. Elie Saab Spring 2012 Couture Collection/Model: Bette...

Pairs Division: Cruise and Kurylenko Apr02

Pairs Division: Cruise and Kurylenko

In the interests of providing credit where it’s due, we’re going to be nice to Tom after being kind of mean to him yesterday.   Tom Cruise and Olga Kurylenko attend the premiere of ‘Oblivion’ in Moscow, Russia. Olga is wearing an Elie Saab couture dress paired...

Andrea Riseborough in Elie Saab

Andrea Riseborough attends the world premiere of ‘Oblivion’ in Buenos Aires, Argentina in an Elie Saab gown. Elie Saab Spring 2013 Couture Collection/Model: Cora Emmanuel (ELITE)     [Photo Credit: Getty,...

WERQ: Beyonce in Elie Saab Couture Feb18

WERQ: Beyonce in Elie Saab Couture

Ladies and Gentlemen, Beyonce:   Beyonce Knowles attends ‘Beyonce: Life Is But A Dream’ New York Premiere in New York City in an Elie Saab couture gown accessorized with Lorraine Schwartz jewelry. Elie Saab Spring 2013 Couture Collection/Model: Kasia Struss (WOMEN) Nothing...

Girl, That’s Not Your Dress: Dita Von Teese in Elie Saab Couture Jan29

Girl, That’s Not Your Dress: Dita Von Teese in El...

It is perhaps cruel of us to start your day off like this, but sometimes a greater point must be made, darlings.   Dita Von Teese attends the Sidaction Gala Dinner in Paris in an Elie Saab couture gown. Elie Saab Fall 2012 Couture Collection/Model: Jac (IMG) And that point is this:...

Nicole Kidman in Ellie Saab Couture Jan15

Nicole Kidman in Ellie Saab Couture

Nicole Kidman said something that struck us as a little odd to Ryan Seacrest the other night on the Golden Globes red carpet. Granted, it’s perhaps not fair to judge how anyone behaves when faced with the Seacrest. The willpower it takes to control the constant need to eyeroll in front...

Amy Adams in Elie Saab Couture

Amy Adams attends the 38th Annual Los Angeles Film Critics Association Awards in an Elie Saab couture dress paired with Casadei pumps. Elie Sabb Spring 2009 Couture Collection/Model: Alina Ilie (IMG)     [Photo Credit: Izumi Hasegawa/PR Photos,...

Princess Stephanie of Luxembourg In Elie Saab Oct22

Princess Stephanie of Luxembourg In Elie Saab

Hi, Princess Stephanie of Luxembourg! You’re not a princess we know all that well, but after finding out that you’re a princess who wears couture, we want to get together for coffee or something! Also, everyone at your wedding looks pretty attractive – and that is of the...

Pairs Division: Cooper and Saldana Sep05

Pairs Division: Cooper and Saldana

Darlings, very good-looking people in very expensive clothes are waiting with bated breath to hear what you all have to say about them. Let’s not disappoint.   Bradley Cooper and Zoe Saldana attend the premiere of ‘The Words’ in Los Angeles. Zoe Saldana in an Elie Saab...

Elie Saab Fall 2012 Couture Jul09

Elie Saab Fall 2012 Couture

The collection is titled “In Constantinople’s Wake” and you can see the subtle hints of Ottoman motifs and an overall sense of diminished, yet still glittering beauty throughout; as if you were watching very old and perfectly preserved gowns walk the runway for one more round of...

Fan Bingbing at Cannes (x2) May21

Fan Bingbing at Cannes (x2)

Judging by the reaction to the previous Fan Bingbing posts, it occured to us that we are not providing you with enough Fan Bingbing in your lives. It also occurred to us that If Fan Bingbing married Dakota Fanning, she could be Fan Fanning. If she married David Crosby, she could be Fan...

Cannes WERQ: Fan Bingbing in Elie Saab Couture May18

Cannes WERQ: Fan Bingbing in Elie Saab Couture

Miss Fan may just come home from Cannes with more WERQs than any other attendee. And as we all know, superstars from around the world flock to Cannes just so that we can assess their outfits and render our judgments. This look may not be as “Ohmigod, my eyes are coming!” gorgeous...

WERQ: Zoe Saldana in Elie Saab May10

WERQ: Zoe Saldana in Elie Saab

Sometimes, the Way of the WERQ is less about being fierce and ferocious, and more about being cute and put-together in an outfit that suits you to a T. Sometimes, one shouts “WERQ it, gurl!”simply because someone just got it all perfect.   Zoe Saldana attends the Cosmopolitan...

2012 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Red Carpet – Part THREE Feb28

2012 Vanity Fair Oscar Party Red Carpet – Part THREE

ONE! LAST! TIME!   Alice Eve We don’t mean to alarm you, Nancy Drew, but your dress appears to be evaporating.   Allison Janney in David Meister Fantastic dress on her. Kinda disappointing hair.   Cheryl Hines Looks like someone’s looking for a man tonight.  ...

Grammy Awards 2012 Red Carpet – Part TWO Feb13

Grammy Awards 2012 Red Carpet – Part TWO

The Grammys! Like the Oscars, with prostitutes!   Anne V and Adam Levine  He looks stunning. She looks ridiculously tacky. We’re embarrassed for her.   Alicia Arden Girl, that’s not your dress. We’re not even sure Elle Fanning is young enough for this dress.  ...

Golden Globe Awards Red Carpet – Part 2 Jan16

Golden Globe Awards Red Carpet – Part 2

Opening paragraph? Pfft. Who has the time when there are dresses to rip?   Amber Riley in Badgley Mischka Killin’ it.   Angelina Jolie in Atelier Versace Let’s face it; this was the look of the night – and with good reason. Personally, we’re not inclined to...

2011 Oscars Red Carpet – Part 2 Feb28

2011 Oscars Red Carpet – Part 2

Y’know, the bitchery’s just not flowing this morning, kittens. The ladies did pretty well last night, we have to say. But for you, we’ll try to work something up. Bitchery’s like phlegm that way; a couple good strong throat-clearings and the next thing you know,...