Darlings, it’s the 40th country music awards ceremony this year! Those cowboys and cowgirls do so love to pat themselves on the back, don’t they? While we all wait for Nicole to arrive to class the joint up, let’s check in with the only other worthy red carpet topic of...

Fan Bingbing attends the premiere of ‘Jeune et Jolie’ during the 66th Cannes International Film Festival in an Elie Saab couture gown accessorized with an Elie Saab clutch lined with Swarovski crystals and Chopard jewelry. Elie Saab Spring 2012 Couture Collection/Model: Bette...

Bleh. We are disappoint.   Zoe Saldana attends ‘Star Trek Into Darkness’ press conference in Mexico City in a Bottega Veneta paired with Salvatore Ferragamo shoes. Bottega Veneta Pre-Fall 2013 Collection/Model: Andie Arthur Salvatore Ferragamo Spring 2013 Gladiator Heel...

So we tried to watch last year’s Total Recall remake while waiting for Project Runway to start last night. It was somewhere just around the thirty minute mark that we turned it off in disgust, saying, “Who the hell thought it was a good idea to cast Colin Farrell, Kate Beckinsale...

In the interests of providing credit where it’s due, we’re going to be nice to Tom after being kind of mean to him yesterday.   Tom Cruise and Olga Kurylenko attend the premiere of ‘Oblivion’ in Moscow, Russia. Olga is wearing an Elie Saab couture dress paired...

Andrea Riseborough attends the world premiere of ‘Oblivion’ in Buenos Aires, Argentina in an Elie Saab gown. Elie Saab Spring 2013 Couture Collection/Model: Cora Emmanuel (ELITE)     [Photo Credit: Getty,...

Nina isn’t quite a PhD-level dress-wearer, but she’s on her way. We’d say she’s studying for her Master’s at the moment. Which means she should attempt the occasional difficult dress, even if she can’t quite rock it. How else will she learn?   Nina...

Lea Michele attends the PaleyFest Icon Award presentation in Beverly Hills, California in a Vivienne Tam dress paired with Jennifer Meyer jewelry, a Kotur clutch, and Elie Saab shoes. Vivienne Tam Spring 2013 Collection     [Photo Credit: Getty,...

All right, people. Here’s everyone we didn’t get to. We’re exhausted, so they’re only going to get the quick n’ dirty, drive-by assessment. We almost feel bad about that but hey, if they’d worn something really impressive, they wouldn’t have wound up...

Our early morning cat-heavy editorial meeting has left us with the distinct impression that we’re cranky bitches because we picked a bunch of looks we don’t like and now we’re going to spend the day ragging on poor celebrities, who will no doubt be reduced to tears by our...

Ladies and Gentlemen, Beyonce:   Beyonce Knowles attends ‘Beyonce: Life Is But A Dream’ New York Premiere in New York City in an Elie Saab couture gown accessorized with Lorraine Schwartz jewelry. Elie Saab Spring 2013 Couture Collection/Model: Kasia Struss (WOMEN) Nothing...

Since we’ve been hard on her a lot lately, we’ll do Miss Amy a solid and pay her a compliment.   Amy Adams attends The Weinstein Company BAFTA After Party in an Elie Saab dress. Elie Saab Spring 2013 Collection/Model: Ji Hye Park (OUI) This isn’t exactly...

Our lacism threatens to spew forth at any moment, but we suppose a lace dress is to be expected when you’re attending the premiere of your movie, “Lovelace.” If the lace dress wasn’t so de rigeur for the red carpet at the moment, we’d almost suspect Miss Amanda...

People say we’re too hard on Miss Amy, so we’re turning this one entirely over to y’all. Amy Adams attends the 2013 BAFTA Awards in an Elie Saab couture gown paired with Casadei sandals and Fabergé jewelry. Elie Saab Fall 2012 Couture Collection/Model: Sigrid Agren  (ELITE)...

Nina Dobrev attends the Entertainment Weekly Pre-SAG Party in a Matthew Williamson dress paired with an Elie Saab clutch. Matthew Williamson Resort 2013 Collection     [Photo Credit: Getty,...

We think Tay-Tay’s going through a period where she’s trying to dress a little more grownup and sexy, and to that, we can only offer positive reinforcement. So let’s make a skinny, rich white girl feel better about herself, shall we, kittens?   Taylor Swift attends the...

It is perhaps cruel of us to start your day off like this, but sometimes a greater point must be made, darlings.   Dita Von Teese attends the Sidaction Gala Dinner in Paris in an Elie Saab couture gown. Elie Saab Fall 2012 Couture Collection/Model: Jac (IMG) And that point is this:...

Nicole Kidman said something that struck us as a little odd to Ryan Seacrest the other night on the Golden Globes red carpet. Granted, it’s perhaps not fair to judge how anyone behaves when faced with the Seacrest. The willpower it takes to control the constant need to eyeroll in front...

Amy Adams attends the 38th Annual Los Angeles Film Critics Association Awards in an Elie Saab couture dress paired with Casadei pumps. Elie Sabb Spring 2009 Couture Collection/Model: Alina Ilie (IMG)     [Photo Credit: Izumi Hasegawa/PR Photos,...

Keep it moving, people.   Allison Williams in J. Mendel Oddly stiff and unflattering.     Ariel Winter in Valentino Adorable, but we could have done without the headband.     Debra Messing in Donna Karan Entirely unflattering. And the skirt looks like the inside of...

Lea continues to dress in a manner that pleases us. And kittens, isn’t that what being a star is all about? Pleasing T Lo? Isn’t it pretty to think so?   Lea Michele attends 2013 People’s Choice Awards in an Elie Saab cocktail dress from the spring 2012 collection...