Darlings, here are some pale people with good bone structure and extravagant lips to keep you occupied.   Brit Marling and Eddie Redmayne cover the April 2013 issue of W magazine photographed by Alasdair McLellan and styled by Edward Enninful. Let’s all discuss the ways in which...

Eddie Redmayne attends the 2013 Academy Awards in an Alexander McQueen one-button tuxedo.     [Photo Credit: Andrew Evans/PR...

Y’know, we think we’ve figured Eddie’s style problems out. He needs to stop trying to be James Bond, all suave and impeccable British tailoring … Eddie Redmayne attends the 28th Santa Barbara International Film Festival Virtuoso Award Ceremony in Santa Barbara,...

Eddie Redmayne attends the SAG Awards 2013 in a Hugo Boss suit.     [Photo Credit: Andrew Evans/PR Photos,...

Ugh. We can’t with this kid. We suppose the reason we’re so hard on him is not hard to figure out: He’s young, thin, and built for fashion, and right now, he’s getting amazingly gorgeous clothing just thrown at him. The result? This: Eddie Redmayne attends the BAFTA...

Before we move on to the Critics Choice Awards red carpet, let’s wrap up our bitchery for the People’s Choice Awards. Because critics aren’t people, apparently.       Chris Colfer Such a disappointing little gay. He always dresses for the red carpet like...

He’s definitely built for fashion editorials, and has the quirky good looks that take interesting pictures, but good lord, can this boy not model. These pics aren’t bad, exactly; in fact, they’re probably some of his best attempts at Blue Steel. But even so, the dorkiness...

  Eddie Redmayne attends the Museum Of Moving Images Salute To Hugh Jackman in New York City in a Thom Browne tuxedo.   [Photo Credit:...

Oh, for crying out loud, Eddie.   Eddie Redmayne attends the premiere of ‘Les Misérables’ in New York City in Alexander Mcqueen. You’re wearing a goddamn gorgeous Alexander McQueen suit that you got for free. The very least you could do is get your damn hands out of...

This is pretty damn close to perfect, and that’s saying something since Eddie has frustrated us so much in the past by going out looking like a hobo.   Eddie Redmayne attends the world premiere of ‘Les Misérables’ in London in Burberry Prorsum. Burberry Prorsum Fall...

And now for your Pretty of the Day, kittens. We hated the shots of Anne Hathaway yesterday, but that’s at least partially because we think Annie Leibovitz makes a terrible fashion photographer. She’s much, much better at these sorts of staged tableaux. And the costumes are...

Let’s have ourselves a sampling of Brit boys to get us over the hump this morning, shall we? Hit it, boys.   Eddie Redmayne Tom has been jonesing for a good tweedy suit to wear for February’s Fashion Week. This isn’t quite what he had in mind for himself, but it’s...

Here is a boystar to break up the string of ladystars we’ve been showing you today.   Eddie Redmayne covers the August 2012 issue of Esquire Korea photographed by Pablo Arroyo. Eddie Redmayne is the Jessica Chastain of boystars; a very good looking guy with a body built for...

Our gentle home has been torn apart by opposing opinions on the charms of Eddie Redmayne. Tom thinks he’s good-looking, but tends to take a terrible picture; Lorenzo just sighs as little hearts pop around his head, Sally Brown-style. Burberry Spring/Summer 2012 ad campaign starring...

More of those wacky Brits and the award-hungry Americans who keep annoying them! Bonnie Wright Credit where it’s due: this is a pretty fashion-y look for the red carpet. We salute her daring. We’re not entirely sold on it, however. Expecially the dark tights.   Cuba Gooding...

Darlings, after so much time spent pointing and laughing at the denizens of the American Music Awards red carpet, let’s stretch the bitchery muscles and check in on some tasteful Brits to see if we can find something wrong with what they’re doing. We are citizens of the...

Early reviews are in on “My Week With Marilyn,” and despite what the Bitter Kittens have said about her unsuitability for the role, the buzz is that Michelle Williams does an astonishing job with it. We smell Oscar. But enough of that. Let’s judge how she and her co-star did...