Drew Barrymore in Dries Van Noten Apr22

Drew Barrymore in Dries Van Noten

Look, Drew. We are totally supportive of the post-partum period of style freedom; that indeterminate length of time after baby-baking in which mommy is free from any judgements regarding effort. But we just can’t get behind this one, dear. Drew Barrymore attends the 2013 GLAAD Media...

Emma Stone for Vogue Jun19

Emma Stone for Vogue

The fashion/celebrity blogger’s dilemma: Do we feature even more slightly off Emma Stone red carpet looks today or do we take a break and just feature slightly perfect pictures of Emma Stone? You know what? We’re a little tired of talking about her red carpet looks. Let’s go...

Charlize Theron and Kristen Stewart for Interview May30

Charlize Theron and Kristen Stewart for Interview

Darlings, here’s your pretty for the day. We don’t normally say that about actress editorials, but this is a really good one; sharp, stylish, moody, and totally lesbi-sexy in a “Catherine Deneuve and Susan Sarandon in The Hunger” kinda way. These two play very well off...

Michael Fassbender for Vogue Apr25

Michael Fassbender for Vogue

Darlings, it has occurred to us that you all are probably not getting your Recommended Daily Allowance of Fassbender. Thankfully, Vogue, as it so often does, provides us with sustenance.   Vogue May 2012 Issue Editorial: “Modern Times“ Models: Michael Fassbender and Natalia...

Taylor Swift for Harper’s Bazaar Australia Mar02

Taylor Swift for Harper’s Bazaar Australia

Miss Tay gets put through her fashion paces. Taylor Swift covers the April 2012 issue of Harper’s Bazaar Australia photographed by Benny Horne. Gucci Spring 2012 Collection Tom Ford Jacket [not pictured]/Proenza Schouler Spring 2012 Collection  Dries Van Noten Spring 2012 Collection...

Pretend Stylist: Spring 2012 Sandals Nov09

Pretend Stylist: Spring 2012 Sandals

There’s almost no point in playing Pretend Stylist with the latest sandals, you guys. You know why? Because stylists and starlets are notoriously gun shy when it comes to shoes and subsequently, the red carpets of the world are trod upon by an endless parade of nude pumps or black...

Pretend Stylist: Spring 2012 Clutches Nov08

Pretend Stylist: Spring 2012 Clutches

Darlings, let’s talk clutches. Specifically, let’s talk spring 2012 clutches. Like any good and stylish gay, we swoon over a killer clutch, so it would be impossible for us to pick our favorites here. You are encouraged to do so. You are also encouraged to play along with our...

Maggie Gyllenhaal in Dries Van Noten Oct28

Maggie Gyllenhaal in Dries Van Noten

JESUS CHRIST, MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL. Maggie Gyllenhaal attends “Hysteria” Photocall during the Annual Rome International Film Festival in Dries Van Noten. Dries Van Noten Fall 2011 Collection You’re at the Rome Film Festival, girl. Could you at least try to pretend that...

GQ Style China: New Perspectives Oct19

GQ Style China: New Perspectives

There are worse ways to end the day than by gazing at some stunningly beautiful male models working the shit out of some fierce-as-hell clothes, darlings. Enjoy. As for us, we’ll be over here, coveting our little hearts out. We’re suddenly in a very red mood. GQ Style China...

In or Out: Maggie Gyllenhaal in Dries Van Noten Sep16

In or Out: Maggie Gyllenhaal in Dries Van Noten

Wake up, Maggie, we think we’ve got something to say to you. Maggie Gyllenhaal at the “Hysteria” press conference during 2011 Toronto International Film Festival in a Dries Van Noten dress. Dries Van Noten Fall 2011 Collection/Model: Kasia Struss (WOMEN) And what we’ve...

ELLE Canada: Floral Fantasy Aug08

ELLE Canada: Floral Fantasy

My goodness, kittens. We need a break from the red carpets and the runways and the reality TV for a moment. It’s all so frantic and attention-seeking and we are delicate little Hummel figurines in the face of such an onslaught. We need to center ourselves and find our inner calm blue...

Yea or Nay: Mandals Jun30

Yea or Nay: Mandals

It’s time to weigh in on yet another pressing fashion issue, you guys. Namely, mantoes: should the world be shielded from exposure to these highly contentious body parts or not? Consider: Versace Of course, this also opens up the floor to discussing the socks question as well....

Scarlett Johansson for W Magazine May26

Scarlett Johansson for W Magazine

ScarJo is the latest in a long line of celebrities and models to be put through the “make her up like stars of yesteryear” editorial; this time, for W Magazine. It’s not the most original idea in the world, but credit must be paid for avoiding the cliches here. Oh sure,...

Pairs Division: Pattinson and Witherspoon May04

Pairs Division: Pattinson and Witherspoon

Darlings, it’s time to check in on the happiest co-workers in show biz! Robert Pattinson and Reese Witherspoon at the UK premiere of “Water for Elephants.” Reese is wearing a Stella McCartney dress, Lorraine Schwartz earrings and Christian Louboutin shoes. Robert Pattinson...

Metropolitan Gala Red Carpet, Part 3 May03

Metropolitan Gala Red Carpet, Part 3

Are you still, with us, brave minions? There’s still a TON of dresses to rip, so don’t falter now!  People are counting on you. Our country is counting on you. Or your country is, depending where you are. Anyway, the point it, there is no day off when you’re a bitch....

Thursday Thighs: Chris Hemsworth for Interview Apr28

Thursday Thighs: Chris Hemsworth for Interview

Armani Coat. Michael Kors Hoodie. Interview Magazine May 2011 Issue By William Van Meter Photographer: Robbie Fimmano Grooming: Jamie Taylor/The Wall Group On watching yourself onscreen: “I just recently saw a close-to-finished version of Thor. I was impressed. It is often difficult to...

In or Out: Cate Blanchett in Dries Van Noten Jan20

In or Out: Cate Blanchett in Dries Van Noten

  Cate Blanchett attends IWC Schaffhausen: an evening in Portofino at Palexpo Hall in Geneva, Switzerland in Dries Van Noten.    Dries Van Noten Spring 2011 Collection Model: Sara Blomqvist (VIVA)      Oh, Brava, Galadriel. Bra.VA. Long have we opined that brave...