We think we might piss off a lot of Philly girls when we say this, but you know us; always shooting our mouths off. Besides, everyone else on the internet has already weighed in on the hair change and we’ve got to get in on that action.   Miley Cyrus goes shopping in Philadelphia....

Darlings, it’s Chloe Sevigny! And she’s pouting and knock-knee’d and wearing a ton of clothes! Thank you, Mr. Jesus! THANK YOU! As devoted minions know, we have long suspected that “Chloe Sevigny” is actually a long-form piece of performance art in which the...