It’s hard out there for a starlet, darlings. Miss Selena had a busy weekend of c-list awards shows to attend, but bless her attention-seeking heart, the gal put the effort in on some finely rendered image crafting. First, for the event that (theoretically, because really … MTV) ...

Miss Saoirse is laying down her fashionista bona fides, bitches. Respect.   Saoirse Ronan attends a screening of ‘The Host’ at Tribeca Grand Hotel in New York City in a Proenza Schouler dress paired with Christian Louboutin sandals. Proenza Schouler Pre-Fall 2013...

Darlings, let’s all be really hard on Jessica. Ready? Go.   Jessica Alba arrives at MTV Studios in New York City. … Okay, that’s actually really cute. Somewhat standard in a lot of ways, but we have no real complaints. Total lie; we have one: those shoes look kinda...

For a brief time, it looked like Miss Olivia was positioning herself to be a fashionista. She went through a period where she wore some discussable, attention-seeking, occasionally interesting outfits, but then it seems like she quickly course-corrected toward highly conventional looks....

We’ve all been there, darlings. You get a certain trend or look stuck in your craw and you just can’t shake it until you’ve literally worn it out. Next thing you know, all your outfits are royal blue, or you just can’t leave the house without a pair of booties on, or...

We’re not sure if we ever mentioned this, but we once bumped into BabyCarrie at Fashion Week. Literally. She gave us the dirtiest look. But trust us when we say, dirty looks are practically required at Fashion Week and we sure hope no one judges us for occasionally sporting one when...

We’re not gonna lie; there are certain celebrities that always induce sighs of relief in us when they have a new project out and have to go on a poledance tour. There are a handful of them (Blanchett, Hathaway, Swinton, et al) that a celebrity fashion blogger can always count on to...

J Law, come on down. You’re the next contestant on The Dress is Wrong.   Jennifer Lawrence attends The Hollywood Reporter Nominees’ Night 2013 Celebrating The 85th Annual Academy Award Nominees in Beverly Hills, California in Valentino. Valentino Spring 2013 Collection/Model:...

Miss Jessica is providing a wonderful visual aid for that perennial lesson “How and When to Deploy the ‘Nude’ Shoe.” Class is now in session. Open your textbooks and consider Figure 1.1: Fig. 1.1 Jessica Chastain attends the 85th Academy Awards Nominations Luncheon  in...

From the highest highs to the lowest lows, darling. The world of the red carpet is rife with pitfalls. Actually, in this case, it’s more of a mid-high to lowest low, which makes us feel like we should mention the barometric pressure or something.   Gemma Arterton attends the...

Let’s do a boy, darlings. But can we just say that our jaws drop every time we see an ad for that Hansel & Gretel movie? It looks like a parody but apparently, it’s deadly serious. Oh, Hollywood. Silly little land. Onward. Jeremy Renner attends the premiere of “Hansel...

We think Tay-Tay’s going through a period where she’s trying to dress a little more grownup and sexy, and to that, we can only offer positive reinforcement. So let’s make a skinny, rich white girl feel better about herself, shall we, kittens?   Taylor Swift attends the...

We’ve never been particularly impressed with Miss Eva’s style choices. There have been one or two major missteps, but for the most part, her fashion sin is that she’s boring to us. She defaults to vampy, dramatic gowns way too often; like something a former beauty queen...

One thing we’ve noticed recently: when you get her out of the Dior she wears so well, Miss Marion manages to have quite a bit of fun with her fashion.   Marion Cotillard attends the BAFTA Los Angeles 2013 Awards Season Tea Party in Erdem. Erdem Pre-Fall 2013 Collection/Models:...

Let’s check in with recently resurrected former star Megan Fox, who’s been making the rounds lately. Megan? Come on out and show these nice folks what you’re wearing.   Megan Fox in Giambattista Valli Megan Fox attends the 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards Nominations in...

Miss Kerry has got it going on with both these looks, proving she’s got what it takes to be considered a true fashionista: the ability to work totally different looks and make it seem like she was born to wear them. First up: The High Fashion Bitch Look: Kerry Washington attends The...

We think it’s fair to say our asses, they are dragging this day. Chalk it up to a weekend so full of real-world activities and errand-running that it didn’t feel like weekend at all. Let’s all turn to Ashley for our perk-me-up needs. Ashley Madekwe attends The Hollywood...