Ashley Greene is serving up Jessica Rabbit realness.   Ashley Greene attends the premiere of ‘The Apparition’ in Hollywood in a Donna Karan Atelier fuchsia gown paired with Jimmy Choo nude sandals and jewelry by Kimberly McDonald.  Jimmy Choo ‘Vita’ Peep-toe...

Even though they stood far apart from each other, we’re treating this one as a Pairs Division post because the ladies really went for broke with these dresses and deserve to be pitted against each other like prize fighting roosters. Besides, they’re so boring on their own. Kate...

Kittens, you all look a little pallid and wan. Perhaps you’re not getting enough fierce in your life. We recommend staring at the following until the urge to get up and do a runway walk wearing a tiny little fedora becomes overwhelming. Donna Karan Fall Winter 2012 featuring model...

Darlings, our minds are a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of ambiguity.* You see, we find ourselves liking this, even though by all rights, we shouldn’t. *cf. Ashley Greene attends the 2012 CMT Music awards in Tennessee in a Donna Karan...

Donna Karan described this collection as “rock, paper, crystal, scissors,”  which we don’t quite understand. Still, it’s a pretty collection. Love the pleating and draping. It’s always a simple yet very sophisticated and chic look when it comes to her designs. And...

Darlings, here’s your pretty for the day. We don’t normally say that about actress editorials, but this is a really good one; sharp, stylish, moody, and totally lesbi-sexy in a “Catherine Deneuve and Susan Sarandon in The Hunger” kinda way. These two play very well off...

We’re on round 2 (and cup 3) and there’s no end in sight, bitches! Please keep your hands on the safety bar! Abbie Cornish We get the distinct impression this is a dress that photographs badly. It just kinda sits there.   Allison Williams in Ralph Lauren Surprisingly standard...

Let’s DO this, bitches! Amy Adams in Giambattista Valli Very pretty. Lose the metallic bow and it might even be perfect.   Ashley Greene in Donna Karan Atelier We wish it didn’t look so bridal because she looks gorgeous. If only it wasn’t in white.   Cameron Diaz...

Here is a picture of Allison Williams in a very pink dress. Girl‘s Allison Williams attends The Breast Cancer Research Foundation’s ‘Hot Pink Party’ in NYC in a Donna Karan dress. It’s a pretty dress, if a little on the standard side of things, but we suppose one...

We’re … not fighting so much as having a mild disagreement over Miss Alice’s look here.   Alice Eve attends special screening of “The Raven” in LA in a Donna Karan dress. Donna Karan Pre-Fall 2012 Collection Lorenzo thinks she looks amazing. Tom does too....

Darlings, who doesn’t love a good hat? Well, people with big heads, we suppose. Marc Jacobs Granted, it seems like a bunch of designers went full-bore crazy when it comes to the hat designs for this season. Anna Sui, Burberry Prorsum, Christian Dior Donna Karan, Emilio Pucci, Giorgio...

Darlings, here’s your pretty for the day. And by “pretty,” we mean, “pretty damn crazy.”  ”Salad Days” photographed by Richard Burbridge and styled by Robbie Spencer for New York Times Style Magazine. Dolce&Gabbana Spring 2012 Collection Sure, we...

Nothing like that shit-eating “I look amazing” smirk on someone, is there? Cobie Smulders at the premiere of “The Avengers” in LA in a Donna Karan gown. Donna Karan Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Frida Gustavsson That lady knows she looks fantastic and she’s 100%...

Darlings, here’s your pretty for the day; a colorful editorial with some great looks, an interesting model, and a really dumb name. Do try not to focus too much on the latter, won’t you? Enjoy. Marni Spring 2012 Collection/La Fée Maraboutée Spring 2012 Collection ELLE Canada May...

We seem to have made a habit of dropping the ball on your daily dose of pretty, because the kittens were not happy with the last two entries. We think we got this one right. It’s pretty, it’s springtastic, and most importantly of all, it’s not from an Italian fashion...

Pinstripes, double-breasted blazers, tuxedo coats, pocket squares and even jaunty little fedoras dominated this collection. And yet, you couldn’t rightly call any of these elegant looks masculine or even androgynous. Despite their menswear origins, these looks are feminine to the core...

Susan Sarandon and her slightly cloned daughter Eva Amurri Martino play dressup. And since it’s  for Neiman Marcus, it’s very pretty, very pricey dressup. Susan Sarandon and her daughter Eva Amurri Martino star in Neiman Marcus’ The Art of Fashion print campaign for Spring 2012....

It’s Vanity Fair’s Hollywood issue, darlings! THE media event of the year! This week! And everyone is thin, conventionally pretty, and SATINY! There’s more satin on this cover than in Kmart’s bedding section.  Vanity Fair Hollywood 2012 issue photographed by Mario...

Darlings, it was The Art of Elysium 5th Annual “Heaven” Black Tie Charity Gala! The problem with Black Tie Charity Galas is that everyone’s pretty much on their best behavior, which means this is going to be a boring post if you’re here looking for bitchy opinions. But...

No time for niceties and foreplay, darlings! Let’s GET TO IT!   Amanda Peet in Marc Jacobs Enh. There’s such a thing as being too tiered. And the length is awkward.   Andie MacDowell in David Meister She’s had the same hairstyle for over 20 years, but we...

Darlings, let’s all go to the 12th Annual AFI Awards Luncheon and dish on all the outfits.   Chloe Moretz in Versus Very cute. Sweetie, this is your silhouette; these are your proportions. Write them down so you don’t forget.   Claire Danes in Donna Karan We like it, but...