We’re cracking our knuckles and pushing up our sleeves, darlings, because we’ve got a metric shit-tonne of dresses to rip. Hit it, ladystars!   Adele in Burberry It’s pretty, but kind of a stereotypical “big girl” dress. We realize she just had a baby and we...

Awards season, darlings! If you’re not sick of all these people yet, just give it a day or two. Let ‘er rip, celebs.   Amy Adams in Vionnet  Don’t love the hair and the skirt’s maybe a bit too complicated for its own good, but she looks pretty.    ...

Oh, Miss Sally. This is just not your look, dear.   Sally Field attends the 24th Annual Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala in Dolce&Gabbana. Dolce&Gabbana Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Nimue Smit This is going to get us in trouble (again), but we really...

We think Diane Lane is gorgeous and could make just about any look work for her, but we’re having problems with this one.   Diane Lane attends the 24th Annual Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala in Dolce&Gabbana. Dolce&Gabbana Lace Dress The shoes are...

Miss Lucy is serving up FIERCE on a silver platter: Lucy Liu attends the 32nd Annual Muse Awards for Vision and Achievement in a Roland Mouret dress paired with a cape coat and Dolce&Gabbana gloves.   “Yes, bitches. My cape coat is fabulous, isn’t it?”  ...

Helen Mirren attends the UK premiere of ‘Hitchcock’ in Dolce&Gabbana. Dolce&Gabbana Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Irina Denisova     [Photo Credit: Landmark/PR Photos,...

  ‘Glee’ star Naya Rivera attends The Trevor Project’s 2012 Trevor Live! event in a Dolce&Gabban dress paired with Neil Lane jewelry.   [Photo Credit: Andrew Evans/PR...

It takes a special skill to turn a little black dress from Dolce & Gabbana into something so sickly-sweet it’ll give you a toothache.   Dianna Agron attends the 2012 Ripple Of Hope Gala in New York City in a Dolce&Gabbana dress paired with Christian Louboutin shoes and Fred...

Miss Selena, we knew Cher. Cher was an icon of ours. And you, Miss Selena… Selena Gomez attends the 9th Annual UNICEF Snowflake Ball in a Dolce&Gabbana gown paired with a Judith Leiber clutch, Giuseppe Zanotti shoes, and Lorraine Schwartz jewelry. Judith Leiber Laser-Cut Velvet...

Queen Helen of the Island of Fuckinfantastica? It’s time we had a talk. Helen Mirren attends the premiere of ‘Hitchcock in Los Angeles in Dolce&Gabbana. Dolce&Gabbana Fall 2012 Collection It seems to us, in reading your red carpet tea leaves (which is something we just...

  Helen Mirren attends the premiere of ‘Hitchcock’ in New York City in Dolce&Gabbana. Dolce&Gabbana Fall 2012 Collection     [Photo Credit: Janet Meyer/PRPhotos.com,...

No awards ceremony that dubs Justin Bieber the Artist of the Year deserves a moment of consideration, but there are dresses to rip, so we feel compelled to offer bitchy, drive-by assessments, darlings. Hit it, chanteuses and contractually obligated ABC stars!   Brandy  Uh… no....

After Christina’s walking disaster and Gwen’s rocker chic, we feel the need to turn to something pretty and feminine for a little balance. That we’re turning to Katy Perry is a bit of a surprise, but not too much. When she’s not dressed like a cartoon character, she...

Elle Fanning attends the screening of ‘Ginger & Rosa’ in Beverly Hills, California in Dolce&Gabbana.     [Photo Credit: Imeh Akpanudosen/Getty...

Our little girl is all grown up, kittens. Sniff.   Dakota Fanning covers the December 2012 issue of InStyle magazine photographed by Karen Collins.    We bet Chloe Moretz and Hailee Steinfeld are SEETHING over that “Hollywood’s youngest star” blurb; not to mention...

Y’know, on almost any other ladystar, we might have dinged this look for being too literally retro: Amy Adams attends the premiere of ‘On The Road’ during the 2012 AFI Fest in Hollywood, California in a Dolce&Gabbana dress. But we think it’s just the kind of look...

Darlings, Nikki and Kellan are poledancing their way through the U.K. to promote the last of their little fang pics. Let’s become judgmental.   Nikki Reed and Kellan Lutz attend the photocall for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 in Glasgow, United Kingdom. Nikki wore a...

And finally, darlings, for your Pretty of the Day, let’s all turn to How To Spend It magazine, with a fabulously lush homage to the fall 2012 baroque trend. Enjoy, dolls.   How To Spend It Magazine Editorial: “Ornate Expectations” Photographer: Andrew Yee Stylist:...

Because it’s Friday and our word tank is low. Because Miss Halle’s a “let the pictures do the talking” kinda lady. And because…   Halle Berry attends the premiere of ‘Cloud Atlas’ in Los Angeles in Dolce&Gabbana. Come on, now. Bitch is...

Miss Lucy is pulling something off that ain’t always easy to pull off in red carpet pictures.   Lucy Liu attends “Connecting The Dots” Book Launch & Exhibition Opening at Donna Karan’s Urban Zen Center in New York City in a Dolce&Gabbana dress accessorized...

We think we understand now why Miss Solange wears the sometimes-crazy outfits and likes to sport a ‘fro.   Solange Knowles attends American Ballet Theatre Opening Night Fall New York City Center Gala in Dolce&Gabbana. Dolce& Gabbana Fall 2012 Collection: Model: Karlina...