V Magazine Issue #70 Editorial: “Britney Forever” Photographed by Mario Testino Styled by Panos Yiapanis Britney Spears is apparently more of an idea than a person now, if this editorial and interview with her from V Magazine is to be believed. First, the interview: As a child,...

Okay, our dinner has arrived and we are currently scarfing down takeout while throwing up posts (and that was an unintentional pun which we will not edit because the imagery is inadvertently colorful) because we are COMMITTED FASHION BLOGGERS and last night was like the Superbowl of fashion....

  Annette Bening in Naeem Khan Fall 2011  We’re suckers for little sleeves on a gown and right now we’re loving all the pewter metallics out there, so this dress played right to our particular tastes. We think she looks amazing. Jennifer Lawrence in Calvin Klein...

  Rosario Dawson in Burberry Prorsum Spring 2011 [modified] Cute. How refreshing to see a starlet wearing something longer than the runway version. Amanda Peet in Nina Ricci Man, are we getting tired of the white dress/black tights combo. Melissa Leo in Marc Bouwer    Faith and...

  Diane Kruger at the Los Angeles premiere of “Unknown” in a white lace Dolce&Gabbana dress and nude Brian Atwood pumps.    Dolce&Gabbana Spring 2011 Collection Model: Anna Selezneva   Okay, let’s start this off by saying she’s IN, because...

Darlings, we don’t know about you, but we’re about to overload on fashion stimuli and explode into a cloud of glitter and catchphrases. Let’s all order fashion decaf for a moment and look at something soothing and centering. Like accessories. It’s the no-longer-human,...

Jennifer Aniston attends the premiere of “Just Go With It” in New York City in Dolce & Gabbana paired with Gucci shoes and a Burberry bag.   It’s really not much of a departure for her. Black has always been in her teeny-tiny stable of “colors” and...

Ladies and gentlemen, MISS LEA MICHELE:   Okay, that wasn’t bad. Started off weirdly solemn, but she took it home. Let’s use our special cameras to get a closer look, shall we?   Lea Michele in a Paul & Joe coat  Hair and makeup are good. The coat is cute and a...

“Baby it’s cold outside?” We realize little coffeeshop sidewalk chalkboards have to come up with something, but only if he’s wearing 30 pounds of clothing and only showing skin in the area from his eyebrows to his chin; THEN you can say it’s cold outside. We miss...

We’re gonna stretch our muscles and see if we can find something to say about each of the men. Warning: this is going to get repetitive. Hit it, boys.   Andrew Garfield in Burberry The blue tuxedo was a chic choice and while we do believe it’s permissable and even stylish to...

Photographed by Steven Klein Models: Alessandra Ambrosio, Maryna Linchuk, Isabeli Fontana, and Izabel Goulart We really liked the version with the men, but this one’s not working for us. While the men looked somewhat serious and concerned, the women, for some reason, are all yelling at...

Photographed by Steven Klein Models: David Gandy, Sam Webb, Noah Mills, Tony Ward, Adam Senn, Travis and Sam Whitman. Dolce & Gabbana released more shots for their Spring ad campaign. A LOT more, in fact. We’ll get to the ladies later. For now, let’s check out the men. The...

Darlings, here are the men. Unfortunately, that’s about all we have to say. No, really. We tried, but since 99.999% of them are in black tuxedoes, there’s just not a lot to talk about. Some fit well; some didn’t. Some wore a tie; some wore a bow tie. Shoutout to Harry Shum...

You can count on Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana to give you sexy, masculine looks with a twist and a sense of fun. We may not personally live the kind of life that calls for sequined or distressed velvet tuxedo jackets, but someone does and we envy them. Love the rich shades of red and...

The Glee cast showed up for the 2011 Fox All-Star Party at Villa Sorriso in Pasadena. Let’s judge them like it’s a sporting competition!   Naya Rivera in Christoforos Kotentos Fall 2010 We’ve got to give her a lot of credit. We don’t exactly love this dress on...

Dolce & Gabbana Spring/Summer 2011 Ad Campaign Models: Izabel Goulart, Isabeli Fontana, Alessandra Ambrosio, Maryna Linchuk, David Gandy, Noah Mills , Sam Webb, and Tony Ward Photographer: Steven Klein Mercy! You may need some cold water to splash on yourselves, kittens. We love that it...

Because we’re, as one commenter noted, “hardcore,” we’re still looking at the latest issue of Vogue China. Specifically, an editorial entitled “The Magic of Colors.” We thought it would be fun and a little educational to see what fashion editors and...

Darlings, the stars came out of their holes for Milan fashion week. Let’s judge them, shall we? Scarlett Johansson attends the Extreme Beauty In Vogue party at the Palazzina della Ragione during Fall/Winter 2009 in Milan, Italy wearing Dolce & Gabbana She’s the current face of...

Kittens, let’s talk Debbie. But before we do, we’re going to take a sip of our coffee and reflect. The reason fashion bitches like us always have something to say about Debbie, it’s because she, like our other favorite topic, Sarah Jessica, always tries her damnedest to put...

Slip into your bitchpants, ladies! Teri Hatcher in Monique Lhuillier Pre-Fall 2009 We have no doubt you’re getting tired of hearing this from us, but there are certain colors that need to take a hiatus from the red carpet for a while. Namely, red, black, and white. Any pedants who want...

Well, you bitches wanted more, so let’s get to it. Jill Biden in Reem Acra. It’s a tiny bit showy for her age and her station, but we can’t deny that she looks fantastic in it. Not many 57-year-olds can rock a whore-red strapless number. Alicia Keys performs during the...