Darlings, it was the 2011 BET Awards held (judging by the light) in the middle of a desert at high noon. Seriously, all these ladies look like they’re blinded. And some of them look like their blindness retroactively extended back to when they chose their outfits. OH NO WE DIDN’T!...

Chris Evans, a nation of nerds turns its lonely eyes to you because Captain America is coming out and Ryan Reynolds ruined our childhoods with that Green Lantern crapfest. You better get this one right, or we can’t predict what will happen in nerdvana if you disappoint them. We showed...

We’ve milked this particular RC pretty well, what with getting a “Pairs Division” post and a “Yea or Nay” post out of it, but you True Blood fans are greedy little buggers and wanted more, more, more. Since we never pass up an opportunity to express an opinion...

It’s hot and sticky here, so we’re in the mood for a frigid blast of fierceness. Fabucreature Zoe Saldana gets her Zhivago on in the latest Harper’s Bazaar Russia and we love it all; the clothes, the model, the setting. We could do without the braid, especially since pairing...

Domenico and Stefano took one look around them at the candy-colored menswear dominating the season and loudly declared “NO.” Eschewing the bright colors that everyone else seems to be embracing, they offered up a collection of crisp, masculine looks rendered in very muted tones of burgundy,...

Precious Unborn Fawns, it was the  2011 Critics’ Choice Television Awards, an event that inspired neither gowns nor the employment of stylists, apparently. To be fair, almost everyone looked okay. Mostly boring looks, but very few disasters. Lets rip them anyway. Anna Torv in Rachel Roy...

Darlings, before the barbecuing and beaching and churching and whatever else you have planned for this lovely summer Sunday begins, you simply must schedule some time for bitchery. Most doctors agree that people aren’t offering enough opinions and that everyone should have a Recommended...

Okay, we really liked how W styled Xtina for the July issue, but attention must be paid to the lady who shares cover space with her this month. Louis Vuitton Fall 2011 Collection/Model: Carmen Cass (SILENT) W Magazine July 2011 Issue Editorial: Beyoncé: Fierce, Fearless, Female By Lynn...

Emma Watson straps on the Eyebrows of Death and the Lip Gloss of Polyurethane for Vogue and reminds us for the last time that she’s not Hermione Granger. Vogue July 2011 Issue Editorial: “Emma Watson’s New Day” By Amanda Foreman Photographed by Mario Testino Hair:...

Current X-Men: First Class star Jennifer Lawrence poses and pouts for Marie Claire UK and proves to us that the girl has got it going on. Jennifer Lawrence featured in the July 2011 issue of Marie Claire UK “I understand I’m an actress and I have a job and I have to be in a...

Darlings, it was the Glamour Women Of The Year Awards at Berkeley Square Gardens in London, England and just enough celebrities showed up to call it a red carpet. Shall we? We shall! Kim Kardashian in Dolce & Gabbana It’s a pretty simple, but classically chic dress. The problems? We...

[Insert bitchy introduction here. Use one of the following terms of endearment: poodles, kittens, darlings, precious unborn fawns, minions.] Hit it, fellas! Andrew Garfield in Dior jeans and Band of Outsiders blazer We are supremely jell of his fantastic hair. He looks really cute and the...

Darlings, we still have plenty of bitchy work to do. We realize it’s a Monday and you may need to mainline coffee just to get through the day, but your services as a bitch are required. Get yourself a Red Bull or something. Ready? Then we’ll begin. Alyson Michalka in Ramy Brook A...

ScarJo is the latest in a long line of celebrities and models to be put through the “make her up like stars of yesteryear” editorial; this time, for W Magazine. It’s not the most original idea in the world, but credit must be paid for avoiding the cliches here. Oh sure,...

Kittens, it was the 2011 Billboard Music Awards, held at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas. Maybe we’re burnt out from those horrid dressers of Young Hollywood, but this crowd did relatively well, all things considered. Come. Judge with us. Beyonce in Lanvin Pretty much perfect....

Darlings, we’ll be honest: a host of factors has made this Pain Week in the T Lo household and we’re cranky and popping a succession of pills. That’s the thing about being a gay blogging couple. Some days you’re Grey Gardens and some days you’re Valley of the...

Darlings, due to the magic of special effects, a simulated version of Britney Spears appeared on the cover of Harper’s Bazaar. It’s amazing how computer wizardry almost made her look life-like. Harper’s Bazaar June/July 2011 Issue Photographer:Alexi Lubomirski Fashion...

Let’s all start our day off with a tall glass of water, kittens. And by “tall glass of water” we mean “hot Swede who’s probably too tall to kiss.” True Blood’s Alexander Skarsgård is featured in the June 2011 Issue of GQ magazine, photographed by...

Julia looks great on the cover, but Tom Hanks should sue because that’s quite possibly the least flattering picture of him ever taken. On Roberts: Dolce & Gabbana’s silk dress. Burberry belt. On Hanks: Tom Ford’s silk suit; Dolce & Gabbana’s cotton shirt. W Magazine June 2011...

Christina Ricci attended the 4th Annual Television Academy Honors held in Beverly Hills in Dolce & Gabbana and we’re just not feeling it, you guys. This plays perfectly into our schemes because you’ve all had it way too easy lately and it’s about time you got a hard In...

Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise attend the Simon Wiesenthal Center’s Annual National Tribute Dinner honoring Tom Cruise in Beverly Hills. There’s an annual Tom Cruise dinner? Like he doesn’t get fluffed enough? Katie wore a Dolce & Gabanna dress.     He: Looks...