Diane tries on clothes and tells us about her life. T Lo form opinions on both and cast her in an imaginary movie. Dolce & Gabbana Fall 2011 Collection/Model: Jac Diane Kruger featured in the October issue of InStyle UK Photographed by Ben Watts Styled by Amanda Bellan On her style: “I...

Hey, guess what? The kids really are all right! Taylor Lautner and Lily Collins attend the UK premiere of “Abduction” in London. Taylor Lautner wears Dolce & Gabbana and Lily Collins wears a Versace dress. Versace Resort 2012 Collection/Model: Daphne Groeneveld HE: Gives us...

If we were Emma Stone’s best gay pals, we know exactly how we’d react if she came out in front of photographers looking like this: Emma Stone at “The Help” Photocall during 37th Deauville American Film Festival in France. We’d shout “SWEETIE, NO!!!!”...

We’ve encountered our fair share of celebrities walking about in various cities and we’ve never been the types to overreact or make a fuss, even when it’s someone we like. We once saw Sarah Jessica Parker at the height of her Sex and the City series fame pushing a stroller...

When we came across this editorial, we were all “Amber Valetta by Steven Klein for the September issue of W magazine? There’s your ‘Here’s your pretty for the day’ post locked up!” Ten seconds later… “Dear GOD. I’m going to have...

It’s late on Friday and we’ve thrown a lot of opinions at you today, so we’re just gonna let these gorgeous pics of Annie speak for themselves. Although we will say this (because not expressing an opinion about something is like not breathing to us): we’re totally...

The September issue of Cosmo offers three different heretofore-unseen sides of Glee star Dianna Agron: Azzedine Alaia There’s angelic-with-the-proportions-of-a-superheroine, robot-faced Dianna… Kevork Kiledjian Then there’s dominatrix-with-two-dimensional-forearms...

Beyonce’s on the cover of InStyle and we like the dress, but hate the picture.   Dolce & Gabbana Fall 2011 Collection/Model: Ginta Lapina This is the only one of the Dolce & Gabbana star-spangled dresses that doesn’t look like a birthday party napkin or a superhero...

While we were smack in the middle of watching and live-tweeting last night’s Project Runway, Lorenzo did the gay gasp, looked up from his laptop, and momentarily channeled one of our teenage nieces. “OhmigoddidyouseeKristenStewart? In W? Ohmigodshelooksamazing!” Tom, totally...

Here’s something you don’t see every day: Kathy Griffin in a fashion editorial. Even more surprising, it’s being played straight. Sure, she’s clowning it up a little bit, but it’s still all about making her look glamorous. We love the shot of her in the Vivienne...

Darlings, it was the premiere of “The Help,” held at The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences Samuel Goldwyn Theater in Beverly Hills, and the stars of the film were out in force. Y’know, we can’t really let an opportunity to express an opinion go by, and in the...

We sometimes argue about Jesse Eisenberg. Not plate-throwing arguments or even raised-voice arguments; just an ongoing disagreement as to his charms. We both loved The Social Network and felt he’d done a great job, but we caught him being interviewed on the red carpet one time and...

Who’s ready to feel old and out of touch? YOU ARE, kittens! It’s the 2011 Teen Choice Awards and a bunch of people with really silly names hopped up on the red carpet because they’re finally tall enough to get on this ride. Let’s puncture some self-importance together,...

Let’s rip a preggo, kittens! It’s a longstanding T Lo tradition. Jessica Alba arrives at ‘Spy Kids: All The Time In The World 4D’ Los Angeles premiere in a Dolce & Gabbana dress paired with a Roger Vivier clutch and a Dolce & Gabbana cuff. Oooooooh, girl is...

It seems like we haven’t done a “Here’s your pretty for today” post in a while. We are ashamed at the shirking of fabugay duties. We’re supposed to be sprinkling bitchery and glitter in relative equal amounts, kittens. We’ve let you down. Here. Have some...

Somewhere along the way, stylists with probably too much time on their hands seem to have decided that certain genre movies (superhero, western, children’s movie, science fiction) dictate how the female stars of the movie are going to dress on the red carpet for the premiere. Sometimes...

Doing up models to look like celebrity icons isn’t the most original idea in the world, but for at least half of this editorial for  Tatler’s August 2011 issue, photographer Robert Trachtenberg and fashion editor Anna Bromilow got a little creative. Rather than simply slapping on period...

You guys, there was a Dolce & Gabbana party hosted by Net-a-Porter and Mr. Porter at Westfield in London and none of us were invited. Let’s be bitter about it and rag on all the attendees. Or some of the attendees. The attendees most likely to get us hits. Hit it, bitches. Kelly...

Shia LaBeouf and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley attended the Transformers: Dark of the Moon press conference in Shanghai, China. Let’s assess how they did, shall we? Dolce & Gabbana Spring 2011 Collection/Model: Patricia van der Vliet HE: Ugh. We can’t. With the buttoned-up shirt...

Frau Seal hauls herself back up on the publicity machine to poledance for Project Runway and proves that she’s still got it (as if there was any doubt). Heidi Klum covers the August 2011 issue of Glamour magazine On her critiques becoming harsher: “I don’t think so. But I do think...

Darlings, you come here presumably because you’re kind of bitchy. And like fireflies in the night, bitchy people find themselves congregating with other bitchy people. So here’s something bitchy:  Sookie goes retro and we think it’s the worst styling decision we’ve...