It is perhaps cruel of us to start your day off like this, but sometimes a greater point must be made, darlings.   Dita Von Teese attends the Sidaction Gala Dinner in Paris in an Elie Saab couture gown. Elie Saab Fall 2012 Couture Collection/Model: Jac (IMG) And that point is this:...

This is not getting a shout of “WERQ!” from us. You might ask why.   Dita Von Teese attends event at Cafe Royal in London in Valentino Couture dress paired with Christian Louboutin pumps. Christian Louboutin Super Vic Pumps It’s because Miss Dita, in this outfit, is...

There is nothing for us to say.   Dita Von Teese leaves the ‘Wendy Williams Show’ studio in New York City.   Bow down, peasants.   [Photo Credit: Felipe...

Miss Dita is attending the London fashion shows and is letting us all know that she’s serving up a big ol’ silver platter of fierce to the Brits.   Dita Von Teese attends the Burberry Prorsum Womenswear Spring 2013 Fashion Show during London Fashion Week. Burberry Fall 2012...

It’s comforting to know that even when a creature as fine as Miss Dita is reduced to attention-whoring in front of the worst backdrop we’ve ever seen…   Dita Von Teese attends the Cointreau Launch at The Beverly Hills Hotel in California in a Jenny Packham gown. Jenny...

This is the story of two Ditas.   Dita Von Teese attends “Dita Von Teese” Signature Eau de Parfum Fragrance Launch Photocall in London in Hervé L. Leroux.   Good Dita…   Dita Von Teese attends Duftstars Awards 2012 in Berlin in Jean Paul Gaultier.   and...

Dita says, “Good morning, Bitter Kittens! How do you like me?” We like you just fine, Miss Dita. Granted, on a lesser woman the monochromatic nature of your outfit would cause eye twitches in us, but you are Miss Dita Von Teese and everything you wear is a costume. You’re...

GURL!   Dita Von Teese attends “Feu” by Christian Louboutin VIP Premiere at Le Crazy Horse in Paris in Hervé L. Leroux. Shoes and bag by Christian Louboutin. You betta WERQ that bod, Miss Lady! And tell blue-eyes you’ll snap his hand off at the wrist if he doesn’t...

Hit it again, attention hos!   Adam Lambert Cleans up well.   Ahna O’Reilly in Randi Rahm Kinda disco-meets-geometry fabulous.   Anne Heche in Dolce & Gabbana Not a bad gown, but it’s a little limp and sad-looking. And the color’s not her friend.  ...

We love you, Miss Dita.   Dita Von Teese attends the Sidaction Gala Dinner 2012 at Pavillon d’Armenonville in Paris, France in Alexis Mabille Couture. Alexis Mabille Spring 2012 Couture Collection/Model: Katlin Aas (MARILYN) We really, really do.   [Photo Credit: Pascal Le...

Darlings, what better way to start off your day than a quick, bracing shot of Miss Dita doing her shopping in Paris wearing a stunningly fabulous coat?     We love you, Miss Dita. We really do. [Photo Credit: Bauer...

We’ve encountered our fair share of celebrities walking about in various cities and we’ve never been the types to overreact or make a fuss, even when it’s someone we like. We once saw Sarah Jessica Parker at the height of her Sex and the City series fame pushing a stroller...

Shouting a “WERQ!” out to Miss Dita in a vintage dress seems a little redundant, but what else could we say? Dita Von Teese launches her new Signature Cocktail “The Cointreau MargaDita” at Rosewood Mansion in a vintage dress paired with Christian Louboutin shoes and...

    Darlings, it was the launch of the new Vivienne Westwood “Get a Life” Palladium Jewelry Collection, at the opening of the Vivienne Westwood Boutique in Los Angeles, California and the stars came out, including Christina Hendricks, who’s the new face of the...

Let’s take a look at someone getting all couture-y off the runway and who better to do that with but the woman who was born to wear couture, Dita Von Teese. Dita Von Teese attends the Fashion Dinner for AIDS at the Pavillon d’Armenonville in Paris. Elie Saab Haute Couture...