Skinny bitches. We hate them. “Ooooh, look at meeeeee. I’m in Paris and I’m all famous and rich and gorgeous and shit!” They think they’re all that.   Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger go for a stroll and make a stop at the Jardins des Tuileries funfair in...

Okay, generally we applaud it when people really put some thought into their outfits and try to put together a look appropriate for the event and the venue. But sometimes, there is such a thing as being a little too on-point. Those are the times where we say things like “If this was a...

Having sent her man a message when he tried to drag her to the NHL awards, Diane is back in chic form and, not coincidentally, back at events more suited to her fierce self.   Diane Kruger attends a private dinner during the Berluti Menswear Spring 2013 show in Paris. Givenchy Spring...

We’re wondering if this was a case of “Fine, Josh. I’ll go. But only because you came to Cannes.” Sure looks like it from the clothing choices.   Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger attends the 2012 NHL Awards at the Encore Theater in Las Vegas. Alessandra Rich Spring...

Since the American Bitter Kittens are, like us, woozy and bleary-eyed after a long holiday weekend, let’s ease into our work week with something soothing and fabulous for the soul, shall we?    Diane Kruger attends the Closing Ceremony and “Therese Desqueyroux” premiere...

Darlings, the stars came down from the sky for a very good cause. Let’s show our appreciation by critiquing their clothes!   Berenice Bejo in Giambattista Valli Couture Absolutely gorgeous. We’re not crazy about the shoulders, but this more than makes up for that monstrosity...

Oh, thank God. Diane spent the night scouring the streets of Cannes after reports came in of Josh wandering the streets in a daze and embarrassing himself. We’re happy to report that they couple is reunited and back where they belong: on the red carpet, where they apparently just got...

Gurl…   Diane Kruger attends the premiere of “Love” at Cannes in a Vivienne Westwood Gold Label gown. Vivienne Westwood Gold Label Sequined Crepe Gown …When you get it right, you get it fucking RIGHT. You’re a glittering, gold chalice of fierceness. An...

Since Miss Diane is one of the judges at Cannes this year, for the opening ceremony, she decided on full-on Aphrodite drag: Diane Kruger at the Opening Ceremony and screening of ‘Moonrise Kingdom’ during the 65th Cannes International Film Festival. Diane Kruger wore a Giambattista...

It appears that Diane has decided that Cannes is the perfect place to say, “Fuck that ‘fashionista’ bullshit. I’ma make you WANT this.”   Diane Kruger at Feature Film Jury Photocall during the 65th Annual Cannes in a Versus dress paired with Jimmy Choo...

Amber Valetta in Prada Total Frankendress.   Anna Wintour in Prada We don’t care what anyone else says, being able to work a giant lobster dress is a skill. We thought she looked fierce.   Bee Shaffer in Erdem Stunning, from tip to toe.   Beyonce in Givenchy Okay,...

Coachella! The music festival that also doubles as a red carpet! Is it fair to bitch about what the celebs are wearing here? Who gives a shit?   Diane Kruger Wait. Didn’t they break up? Or is that some guy who just happens to look a lot like Joshua Jackson? And if so, isn’t...

Dear Diane Kruger,   Diane Kruger attends  opening of new St. Regis hotel in Miami in Jason Wu. Jason Wu Fall 2012 Collection/Model: Bette Franke  A poncho is not a dress. We trust this information has proved helpful to you. Fondle, T Lo We love the way this gal dresses because she...

Precious Unborn Fawns, you didn’t think we were done with our Oscars coverage, did you? Silly PUFs. The bitchery doesn’t stop until T & Lo drop, you should know that!   Adepero Oduye Cute. We feel like the proportions on the skirt are a little off; like maybe it should...

Darlings, we don’t know about y’all, but we’re being fueled entirely by coffee and fabulosity at this point – and we’ve still got 5 full days of Fashion Week ahead of us. The important thing is that we go through it feeling pretty and we assure you, that...

Is it too early to declare the B&W getups to officially be a “thing” at the Paris Couture shows? Because Cameron was rocking them and now it appears that Diane is too. Let’s go to the tape.   Diane Kruger attends the Chanel Spring 2012 Couture Show. Chanel Pre-Fall...

Don’t you just love awards season, darlings? So many bad choices, so little time to point them out. Ahna O’Reilly  We’re almost sorry we used this joke yesterday, because it applies equally as well here: she looks like she’s wearing the lining to a much prettier dress....

Diane tries on clothes and tells us about her life. T Lo form opinions on both and cast her in an imaginary movie. Dolce & Gabbana Fall 2011 Collection/Model: Jac Diane Kruger featured in the October issue of InStyle UK Photographed by Ben Watts Styled by Amanda Bellan On her style: “I...

Darlings, let’s do a little rundown of some of the more notable looks from Day One of the Venice Film Festival, shall we? Diane Kruger in Elie Saab Fall 2011 Couture Elie Saab Fall 2011 Couture Collection/Model: Ruby Aldridge (NEXT) Very pretty. We liked the neckline better on the...

We were going to do this as an “In or Out” but like bratty little kids with a favorite toy, we snatched up Diane Kruger, clutched her to our chests and said “MINE MINE MINE! You can’t have this one!” Figuratively speaking, of course. Diane Kruger attends the 10th...

We fear we’re not going to be able to be objective about this one. Then again, we’re normally about as objective as your average cable news political pundit, so this is nothing new. After all, the tagline is “Fabulous & Opinionated,” not “Fabulous &...