Sweet Jesus on a breadstick.   Debra Messing attends the 2013 Joyful Heart Foundation Gala in New York City. Honey, GO the fuck HOME. Your heart CLEARLY isn’t in it tonight. Also: You got a little crazy on your face.   [Photo Credit:...

Keep it moving, people.   Allison Williams in J. Mendel Oddly stiff and unflattering.     Ariel Winter in Valentino Adorable, but we could have done without the headband.     Debra Messing in Donna Karan Entirely unflattering. And the skirt looks like the inside of...

Isn’t it odd that the judges all dressed in stark black and white? Especially for a Rockette’s challenge? Not that we expected showgirl costumes, but you’d think the ladies would’ve wanted to go for a little glitter and color.   Heidi Klum Heidi takes the prize...

Debra, we trust that the following pictures will serve as explanation enough:   Debra Messing attends the “Post-It Your Words Stick With Them” Program Launch in NYC in a Rafael Cennamo dress paired with black pumps. It’s a really cute dress (although a really odd one...

Come on, you fame addicts! COME AT US! Amber Heard in Zac Posen It’s a standard dress and it’s also kind of a standard Amber Heard/Zac Posen dress. She doesn’t look bad, but it’s all very expected. And we don’t love the color.   Amy Poehler in Fotini Oh, the...

Despite its long history and reputation for sartorial splendor, there’s a problem facing ladystars who attempt to make a day of it at the Kentucky Derby. You can dress in derby-appropriate attire, or you can have your picture taken on the red carpet. You can’t really do both...

We’re torn on this look. Debra Messing attends the opening night of ‘Peter And The Starcatcher’ on Broadway in Michael Kors. Michael Kors Spring 2012 Collection/Model: Hanne Gaby Odiele Mostly, we find how she dresses for public appearances to be a little disappointing. She...

Debra ditches the sweaters and scarves she’s been sporting on Smash for a cute little attention-getting dress.   Debra Messing attends celebration of her Gotham magazine’s cover in NYC. As we said: cute and attention-getting. What more could a gal want when she’s...

We’re home, darlings! Our cologne bottles didn’t break in our luggage and our cats didn’t eat each other in a horrifying, frenzied lapse into feralism OR destroy anything in kitty resentment. All is right with the world. But we just can’t say goodbye to Fashion Week...

Opening paragraph? Pfft. Who has the time when there are dresses to rip?   Amber Riley in Badgley Mischka Killin’ it.   Angelina Jolie in Atelier Versace Let’s face it; this was the look of the night – and with good reason. Personally, we’re not inclined to...

  Debra Messing attends Michael Kors After Party at Carlyle Hotel in NYC in Michael Kors, of course.  Oh. Oh dear. We wanted to like this. We were prepared to like this. We do not like this. Okay, first: can we say something about the Lady Bird Johnson hair? Debra, honey. What IS...

Kittens, let’s talk Debbie. But before we do, we’re going to take a sip of our coffee and reflect. The reason fashion bitches like us always have something to say about Debbie, it’s because she, like our other favorite topic, Sarah Jessica, always tries her damnedest to put...

Let’s take one last, loving look at these celebrity bitches getting their drunk on, shall we? Jessica Biel attends the Vanity Fair Oscar Party in Oscar de la Renta Fall 2009 It’s just alright. To be honest, it looks a little cheesy – and the gold belt was not an improvement....

Yes, that’s right: “Part 1.” So get your bitchpants on, ladies! Heidi Klum wearing a vintage James Galanos pouf dress from Decades Inc. with Christian Louboutin sandals. Feh. We don’t love. We get what she’s going for but the dress isn’t as interesting as...

Let’s face it, the Starter Wife always gives us something to talk about. Here she is at the 35th Annual People’s Choice Awards last night wearing Donna Karan. Her gays need a brisk shaking and a good talkin-to because lately, the girl is walking around town in some very drab...

Looks like Grace Adler has a new favorite designer. Here she is at the Avakian Beverly Hills Boutique Celebration in Beverly Hills, California in a Black Halo Ruffle Sleeve Dress. Love it. The color looks great on her and it fits and flatters her. The hair and makeup are good but the shoes...

Debra Messing attends the Los Angeles premiere of “Nothing Like The Holidays” held at the Grauman’s Chinese Theater in Hollywood, California, dressed as a gift bag. Donna Karan Resort 2009 Collection Model: Barbara Berger Bleh. Hate the color, hate the silhouette. Nothing...

Natalie Portman and Debra Messing attend the 2008 Glamour Women of the Year Awards at Carnegie Hall in New York City. Jolibe Fall 2008 She looks great. It’s a beautiful dress and she wears it well. Hate the shoes but she’s into that whole vegan shoe thing and that doesn’t...

Badgley Mischka Resort 2009 Collection Beautiful dress, very flattering to her in both silhouette and color. Not too crazy about the brooch, though. Monique Lhuillier Spring 2009 Collection She looks fantastic and a big KUDOS for doing something about the sheer skirt. Mr. and Mrs. Ricky...

Debra Messing in a Diane von Furstenberg dress at the NBC Universal 2008 Press Tour All-Star Party. A “good on paper” dress, because unfortunately, we don’t think it’s quite working for Grace Adler here. There’s something about that color. Tom, being...

Debra Messing at the Women In Film’s 2008 Crystal Lucy Awards at the Beverly Hilton wearing a Naeem Khan gown from his Fall 2008 Collection – and a major new ‘do. That’s quite a little look change from the former Grace Adler. Overall, it’s a sharp, unique,...